2 minutes readClown Planet 4 March 2026: US/Israel Not a War with Iran, Over in a Week, 4 Weeks, Maybe a 8 Who Knows

“Americans have forgotten how to cook.”

RFK Jr. just announced that HHS has a new initiative to teach Americans how to cook again.

“Every American can feed themselves cheaper than fast food.”

“Many of them don’t have the cutlery, they don’t have the pots and pans, they don’t… pic.twitter.com/Be5SDIUnxD

— MAHA Action (@MAHA_Action) March 4, 2026

Keep your eyes on Florida’s HB 945 👀

This isn’t “public safety.” It’s the blueprint for a state‑run intel agency that can track people for their “opinions, or actions,” build “patterns of life,” and run domestic surveillance with almost zero oversight.

If it passes, Florida… pic.twitter.com/uwPEwFggya

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 4, 2026

🚨Governor DeSantis says he is about to sign legislation that will effectively BLOCK hyperscale AI data centers from coming to Florida!

“They come in and these big tech companies are building these massive data centers that take up as much power as a city of half a million… pic.twitter.com/XhUefMLvxl

— Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 (@ReOpenChris) March 3, 2026

The US government is the laughing stock of the world. Now ask yourself why they would allow that to become the reality (and much of this is indeed a choice, as opposed to incompetence, which is also clearly a factor), and who would stand to benefit from that? https://t.co/zPklkOt94D

— The Last American Vagabond (@TLAVagabond) March 3, 2026

JUST IN: Meta sold 7 million Ray-Ban smart glasses in 2025 alone.

Workers in Kenya are watching the footage.

Not metadata. Not anonymized clips. The actual videos. People undressing. People in bathrooms. People having sex. Bank cards. Medical documents.

The blurring is… https://t.co/8U7w0X8ljJ pic.twitter.com/ZoxFr4ZOMg

— Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ (@shanaka86) March 4, 2026

In a sermon promoting Operation Epic Fury, Christian Zionist Trump ally Pastor John Hagee predicts Russia, Turkey, "what's left of Iran" and "groups of Islamics" will invade Israel, and be destroyed by God through a combined attack of earthquakes, hailstones and friendly fire pic.twitter.com/MtdLA5izpv

— Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal) March 4, 2026

'GET BIBI UNDER CONTROL!' — Tucker Carlson on US-Iran war

'Not anti-Semitism… US must tell Israel it’s not in charge — no president has done so since JFK'

‘BIBI IS THE ROOT CAUSE!’ https://t.co/Bs7FWQh2ZQ pic.twitter.com/FjfsJqebvk

— RT (@RT_com) March 3, 2026

Rubio Today: It’s false to say I said the U.S. had to attack because Israel was going to attack. That’s not what I said.

Rubio Yesterday: We knew Israel was going to strike Iran, and that would trigger attacks on U.S. forces. If we didn’t act first, Americans would suffer higher… pic.twitter.com/J6PckZmD2q

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) March 3, 2026

🚨 Donald Trump is offering a new justification for the war today, claiming the U.S. had to strike Iran because “if we waited any longer – if we didn’t hit within two weeks – they would have had a nuclear weapon.”

▪️U.S. intelligence assessments in recent years have consistently… https://t.co/WnXie2eZaw pic.twitter.com/LlRco1CsFh

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 4, 2026

🇺🇸 ABSOLUTELY COOKED!

Reporter: You'll concede this is war?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We haven't declared war. They declared war on us.

Reporter: The president called it war and Secretary Hegseth called it war.

REPORTER: When you walked up just now, you called it war.

MULLIN: Okay.… pic.twitter.com/shGJPQtb18

— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) March 3, 2026

🚨 JUST IN: An Iranian drone has struck a CIA station in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.pic.twitter.com/rHGifXY7jT

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 4, 2026

CNN put together a montage of conflicting messages from Republicans and administration officials on whether or not we’re in a war. pic.twitter.com/jJjNc85Buw

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 3, 2026

'WE ARE SINKING THE ENTIRE IRANIAN NAVY' — Admiral Cooper

'For decades, Iran HARASSED international shipping'

When? pic.twitter.com/se89c57j4s

— RT (@RT_com) March 4, 2026

Hegseth: No stupid rules of engagement, no nation building quagmire, no democracy building exercise, no politically correct wars. We fight to win and we don't waste time or lives. As the president warned, an effort of this scope will include casualties. War is hell and always… pic.twitter.com/7Zpg2UkcrO

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 2, 2026

🚨Retired US army Colonel:

All US bases have been destroyed.

Our harbor installations are destroyed.

We are having to fall back on INDIA and Indian ports.

India?? For Real??😭😭

pic.twitter.com/FHf8PTOCU2

— Mohit Chauhan (@mohitlaws) March 3, 2026

That is not what the word "imminent" means. https://t.co/KuGVrSjcEB

— Brad Polumbo 🇺🇸⚽️ (@brad_polumbo) March 3, 2026

Sometimes the truth accidentally slips out.

Rubio spills the beans on why the U.S. attacked Iran. pic.twitter.com/xuPHk4zf9m

— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) March 3, 2026

‘President Trump and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu deserve the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE’ — Consul General of Israel in New York pic.twitter.com/iCHALsnD6T

— RT (@RT_com) March 3, 2026

No, Marco Rubio Didn’t Claim That Israel Dragged Trump into War with Iranhttps://t.co/s99pb7KKKE

— Karoline Leavitt (@PressSec) March 3, 2026

Rubio: "I never said we attacked because Israel was going to attack."

Also Rubio: "We knew Israel was going to strike Iran, so we had to act first."

Rubio vs Rubio pic.twitter.com/aYOspRNxz9

— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) March 4, 2026

Reporter: You told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today…

Rubio: No. Were you there yesterday?

Reporter: Yes. I asked the question.

pic.twitter.com/jDTjTx0Tj7

— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (@Antunes1) March 3, 2026

Trump is lying.

I serve on the Intel & Armed Services Committees.

There’s no intelligence that Iran posed an imminent threat to the U.S. or the American people. pic.twitter.com/GQ6cxyuMk4

— Rep. Jason Crow (@RepJasonCrow) March 3, 2026

Let ME explain to you guy this in simple English, ok? Every country on planet earth right now is run by lunatics https://t.co/hK5alRv3UQ

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 4, 2026

The US 🇺🇸 & Israel 🇮🇱 has been bombing drawings of F-14s this entire time lol. The Iranians put their jets underground before the war began.

Trump thought he destroyed the entire Iranian air force.

It's a literally drawing. Wow! pic.twitter.com/Z7pHgUPWEI

— Osama Gallan (@osama_gallan) March 4, 2026

Up to now, the Iranians have been deliberately firing their older missiles and drones, using them as expendable bait to drain US and Israeli air defenses.
That strategy clearly worked.

Now they’re escalating, rolling out their more advanced ballistic missiles and drones.… https://t.co/d8YsCD3flI

— Richard (@ricwe123) March 3, 2026

Professor Jiang explains why the US will run out of interceptors before Iran runs out of drones. pic.twitter.com/1NoM6eyczF

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 3, 2026

🚨At least 1,097 civilians have been killed in U.S.-Israeli attacks on Iran since Feb. 28, including 181 children under 10, according to monitor HRANA.

In the past 24 hours, the group recorded 104 attacks across 19 provinces, with strikes hitting military bases, medical… https://t.co/dBi6DraVkL

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 4, 2026

WATCH: Apocalyptic scenes in Tehran.

Non-stop U.S.-Israeli airstrikes. pic.twitter.com/upMQc3GaEx

— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 4, 2026

CNN's @ErinBurnett reporting from Tel Aviv: "I do see interceptors going up from where I can stand … We're not showing you that b/c we're not going to show you, the Israeli gov't does not allow us, or want us, to show where that may have come up." pic.twitter.com/I6oiCOzcLC

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 4, 2026

BREAKING-Israel just arrested a CNN journalist mid-report
Live.

They panicking hard, can’t handle the world seeing them get crushed pic.twitter.com/zD3h6AFlIL

— Parody Jeff (@BackupJeffx) March 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING:

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Press Sec. Leavitt says American boots on the ground in Iran are "on the table".pic.twitter.com/E5yJXEZtcF https://t.co/VMVjrCaPnQ

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 4, 2026

🚨 NEW: U.S. War Secretary Pete Hegseth says war with Iran could last up to 8 weeks, saying U.S. and Israel expect to achieve “uncontested airspace” over the country “in under a week” and unleash “death and destruction from the sky all day long.”

“You can say four weeks, but it… pic.twitter.com/BOcdDb0raf

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 4, 2026

Over 10 oil tankers have been hit after ignoring Iran's warning that the Strait of Hormuz is now a war zone — Mehr News citing a senior IRGC navy official pic.twitter.com/I1enmd30g2

— RT (@RT_com) March 4, 2026

BREAKING:

Iran has announced that it will allow only China to pass through the Strait of Hormuz , as an expression of gratitude for Beijing’s supportive stance toward Tehran during the war.

The strait has been closed to all other ships without exception, with a clear… pic.twitter.com/duqIG8AI9M

— China Now (@ChinaNow24) March 3, 2026

MASSIVE Israeli airstrike on Lebanon, city of Tyre on FIRE pic.twitter.com/i4j3roozjE

— RT (@RT_com) March 4, 2026

https://t.co/Bp8PAR9xOH pic.twitter.com/WfETLmwYsO

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 4, 2026

On March 3, Ecuadorian and U.S. military forces launched operations against Designated Terrorist Organizations in Ecuador. The operations are a powerful example of the commitment of partners in Latin America and the Caribbean to combat the scourge of narco-terrorism.

Together,… pic.twitter.com/MrkKZcrDbs

— U.S. Southern Command (@Southcom) March 4, 2026

Trump just signed a directive to accelerate 6G deployment to operate implantable technologies, which will include AI brain chips known as the Biological Interface System to Cortex (BISC).

I will NOT take the 6G AI brain chip. pic.twitter.com/tiSjaAUgOm

— Nicolas Hulscher, MPH (@NicHulscher) March 3, 2026