2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 3/9/26: Iran/US-Israel Updates, Oil Update, Strawberry Recall

When America sends missiles and tanks into a sovereign country, is it war?

You might be surprised by the answer… pic.twitter.com/lF60csrPJM

— reason (@reason) March 7, 2026

Who did this? Lmao pic.twitter.com/yfGT7tRjgF

— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) March 8, 2026

🚨 The Trump administration just announced it will not release any more Epstein files.

More than half of 6 million documents remain sealed.
Pam Bondi’s response: “The DOJ is done.”

Done.

I RELISH the day she goes to PRISON

Republican reaction:
Sen. John Kennedy: “Release… pic.twitter.com/fMYsGULSrp

— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) March 9, 2026

CNN shows a side-by-side comparison: "Week X in Iraq War" vs "Week X in Iran War." Same graphics. Same language. Same lies.

America learned nothing – except how to repackage the same lies pic.twitter.com/ml8mGF8ANI

— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) March 7, 2026

🗣️ "The Iran war is not going as Donald Trump had expected."
@Stone_SkyNews explains how the U.S. president's shifting justifications and expectations for a quick resolution to the Iran conflict have cost him support beyond his loyal base.

🔗 https://t.co/6IIKBDPpqr pic.twitter.com/zGcZTC0sOv

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 9, 2026

Lindsey Graham: "Donald Trump Is Resetting The World," "Iran Is Going Down, And Cuba Is Next"https://t.co/VQnlukuGUe

"We’re marching through the world. We’re cleaning out the bad guys," Graham said. "We’re devastating the enemy. I’m not looking for a fair fight… More hats!" pic.twitter.com/LLO4Nkpxjw

— RCP Video (@rcpvideo) March 8, 2026

Michael Knowles: "I think it is charming that Dave [Smith] is defining America First in the way that he prefers… but Dave, though a very popular podcaster, never won a presidential election."pic.twitter.com/BdfNDOY2fo

— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) March 8, 2026

BREAKING: IRANIAN FM ARAGHCHI SAYS U.S./ISRAEL ARE CALLING FOR A CEASEFIRE:

They are calling for a ceasefire again, this will not happen. There should be a permanent end of the war. And unless we get to that, I think we need to continue fighting for the sake of our people and… pic.twitter.com/ewoCfGRQOL

— Sulaiman Ahmed (@ShaykhSulaiman) March 8, 2026

Iran participated in Covid theater.

Iran has 5G, working towards 6G.

Iran is working on incorporating cryptocurrency and digital ID laws.

The war is predicated on religious prophecies shared by all 3 Abrahamic Religions of the "End Times", and all 3 consider these End Times… https://t.co/lG9boUqVc6 pic.twitter.com/Od2VWsCEH9

— 7SEES (@7SEES_) March 7, 2026

"The “Gaza Model” – where a 15 member technocratic committee is overseen by a self-appointed, billionaire led Board – is the new template for the world. If the Board Of Peace succeeds in Gaza, the “Davos Charter” allows it to intervene in any “area threatened by conflict.”

This… pic.twitter.com/Dwg9krpJ6e

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 7, 2026

🚨 THE US JUST BOMBED A WATER PLANT. READ THAT AGAIN:

America just struck a freshwater desalination plant on Qeshm Island, Iran.

Do you understand what that means?

– 30 villages just lost their water supply

– This is not a military base. Not a missile site. Not a radar… pic.twitter.com/swagqSJL98

— LimitLess (@NoAlphaLimits) March 7, 2026

Catholic priest Fr. Pierre Al Ravi has been killed in an Israeli airstrike on Qlaya’a, Lebanon.

Lebanon’s large Christian population was also targeted by Israeli strikes during the Gaza war.

Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/6XGUtsk8Wd

— AF Post (@AFpost) March 9, 2026

Three days ago, Father Pierre Al-Rai, the parish priest in the village of Al-Qlayaa in southern Lebanon, welcomed the Lebanese government’s recent decision declaring that any military or security activity outside the authority of the state is illegal—referring to the government’s… pic.twitter.com/BhxIk1rcGd

— Ihab Hassan (@IhabHassane) March 9, 2026

Reminder as Trump starts wars, sells weapons and bombs everyone:

The Trump family has a military drone company with military contracts, currently vying to meet Pentagon demand after the Trump administration recently banned new Chinese drones.

The most corrupt family ever is… pic.twitter.com/46g6JTGw1P

— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) March 9, 2026

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump issues a stark warning to Iran’s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei.

“He’s going to have to get approval from us… If he doesn’t got approval from us, he’s not going to last long.”pic.twitter.com/ExYOSAglTW

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 9, 2026

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING — War Criminal

Trump Lied About Iran Bombing Their Own School.

The Attack was Carried Out by USA. https://t.co/e94rKhCuIJ pic.twitter.com/Z2qdgLIi2x

— ✦✦✦ 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 ✦✦✦ (@PamphletsY) March 8, 2026

Footage of US Tomahawk missile hitting Minab adds to evidence that US is responsible for the strike that killed over 150, mostly children — NYT

'The US military is the only force involved in the conflict that uses Tomahawk missiles' https://t.co/xKEAi0SB5Q pic.twitter.com/vmzgExBgFZ

— RT (@RT_com) March 9, 2026

There are over 160 public schools situated on military bases across the United States. Does John Bolton, the warmongering war criminal, think these are all legitimate military targets now? That foreign enemies are justified in killing US kids in a school on a US military base? https://t.co/KNfL2wMobr

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) March 7, 2026

U.S. and Israel have hit at least 6 schools and at least 13 hospitals and health facilities in Iran since the attacks started 10 days ago.

They are doing to Iran what they did to Gaza. pic.twitter.com/kQuv1Gn7zb

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 9, 2026

“You know what solves it? When the economy crashes, when the country goes to total hell, and everything is a disaster, then you’ll have riots to go back to where we used to be, when we were great.” — Trump, c. 2014pic.twitter.com/GmRE0w26Hb https://t.co/5hi9aXGPAt

— Truthstream Media (@truthstreamnews) March 9, 2026

💢 NEW: Iran warns of “uncontrollable consequences” after Trump says U.S. could target new “areas and groups of people”

Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf warned of severe retaliation after comments by U.S. President Donald Trump suggesting broader targets in… https://t.co/dmevIUzguP

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 9, 2026

Israeli media: "Iran only has 128 missile launchers left."

Iran FM spokesperson: "Let them stay in that fantasy." pic.twitter.com/yboJN0to8N

— COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) March 9, 2026

NEW: The U.S. has intercepted encrypted communications believed to have originated in Iran that may serve as "an operational trigger" for "sleeper assets" outside the country, according to a federal government alert sent to law enforcement agencies. https://t.co/3LK66mTlJG

— ABC News (@ABC) March 9, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The ALL CLEAR has been given at Kansas City International Airport after it was evacuated due to a bomb threat, per @SecDuffy

Thank the Lord! 🙏🏻

The dispatch audio below reveals a man called and said THREE bombs were placed in various areas around the airport, and… pic.twitter.com/czL0mkKWBO

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 8, 2026

Here’s video of one of the Muslim suspects lighting an IED and throwing it at the feet of police outside the mayor’s mansion in NYC. The attack was apparently retaliation for the anti-Islam protest, which leftists urged people to shut down. pic.twitter.com/foAJS4fr0a

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) March 9, 2026

President Trump tells CBS the Iran war is “very complete, pretty much,” saying the regime now has “no navy, no communications, and no Air Force.”

The operation is finishing far ahead of the 4–5 week timeline.pic.twitter.com/qphsWKcQNL

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 9, 2026

US will run out of ability to defend itself long before Iranians run out of ability to attack — Scott Ritter to RT's Rick Sanchez

'By murdering Ali Khamenei, US ensured there will never be regime change in Iran

90 million people will all die before they give in to the US' pic.twitter.com/R7s3dypN5r

— RT (@RT_com) March 9, 2026

Do not join or remain in the United States Military. Trump has betrayed America and expects you to die for Israel.
There is no honor in being led by dishonorable men to your death. https://t.co/EOnH2d0C2m

— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) March 6, 2026

You can preemptively register as a Conscientious Objector if you are worried about being drafted. To do so you register for the Selective Service, and write “I am a CO” when you do so. For extra protection you can do the CO application & send to us to keep on file for you. https://t.co/gJuKJRDGNw

— Center on Conscience & War (@CCW4COs) March 8, 2026

“To all those who are not yet deployed: Now is the time to resist.”

At a Chicago rally on Saturday, veteran Daniel Lakemacher urges U.S. soldiers to “refuse this illegal and immoral war” on Iran.

The rally was part of a “Stop the War on Iran!” national day of action. The… pic.twitter.com/ukeY6Sci3i

— BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom) March 8, 2026

Children and minors make up around 30% of those killed so far in U.S.-Israeli attacks on Iran, according to Iran’s Ministry of Health in a statement released Sunday.

Government spokesperson Fatemeh Mohajerani also stated on Friday, "So far 3,090 residential units, 528 commercial… pic.twitter.com/yyE6waHFrK

— BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom) March 9, 2026

The Trump administration is refusing to rule out a draft for the war with Iran. It’s quite a shift from what Trump was saying on the 2024 campaign trail. pic.twitter.com/Q2H4ZYi7De

— The Recount (@therecount) March 9, 2026

John Mearsheimer: "There's no question a nuclear armed Iran would bring stability to the region. If Iran had a nuclear deterrent there's no way the US or Israel would be threatening to attack Iran right now." pic.twitter.com/Gmf6vRP6U2

— It's politics (@Politicsworld) March 5, 2026

BREAKING: Fox host Brian Kilmeade says tanker captains should “show some guts” and risk sailing through the Strait.

Tough talk straight from the studio couch.pic.twitter.com/vPGZwMr8WF

— Really American 🇺🇸 (@ReallyAmerican1) March 9, 2026

Iran is accusing Israel of carrying out massive false flag operations against Azerbaijan, Turkey, and Cyprus, and pinning the blame on Iran.

Iran claims it never launched any missiles toward those countries and says Israel was responsible.

"We have consistently warned against… pic.twitter.com/tgyEMzyqzw

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 9, 2026

Lindsey Graham: “If we get in a fight, I want to win it quick. I'm in Miami. You see this hat? 'Free Cuba.' Stay tuned. The liberation of Cuba is upon us.”pic.twitter.com/SLWrOWrw0R

— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) March 9, 2026

I am so glad this is getting more coverage. Fox erased fallen soldiers to make Trump look better. I guess all coffins are the same on Fox. They just made it much worse. It's incredibly disgraceful to the service people who died to replace the footage. https://t.co/pmkdKgYtDa

— Decoding Fox News (@DecodingFoxNews) March 8, 2026

Perfect. Of all the things he has done wild that this is the one they’re most ashamed of https://t.co/a3K5J80GIZ

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 8, 2026

BREAKING: Oil prices collapse below $84/barrel, now down over -30% since last night’s highs. pic.twitter.com/XU7zXNq878

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 9, 2026

“Short term pain for long term gain” 😒 pic.twitter.com/ANgCgUF2TL

— James Li (@5149jamesli) March 9, 2026

🚨 JUST IN: Iran warns oil prices could surge to $200 per barrel if regional countries do not pressure the U.S. to restrain further military action.

"If you can tolerate oil at more than $200 per barrel, continue this game!"pic.twitter.com/Wv44HeGfbE

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 9, 2026

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 White House official says the US will seize "all the oil" from Iran. pic.twitter.com/SXHqEif4c3

— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) March 7, 2026

🇺🇸🛢📉 Oil prices crashing following Trump's statement that the war is "almost complete."

Spiked to $119.48 this morning, now down to $87.17, a 27% swing in one day.

He's jawboning the market, talking prices down without any actual policy change. Say the war is ending, oil… pic.twitter.com/Ue9Zey1eFA

— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) March 9, 2026

🚨 Oil tankers are now crossing the Strait of Hormuz with transponders turned off following major U.S. strikes on Iran’s navy, as oil prices fall nearly 20% from recent highs.pic.twitter.com/tSEuLQS2PC

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 9, 2026

Here’s video of one of the Muslim suspects lighting an IED and throwing it at the feet of police outside the mayor’s mansion in NYC. The attack was apparently retaliation for the anti-Islam protest, which leftists urged people to shut down. pic.twitter.com/foAJS4fr0a

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) March 9, 2026

A new $250 bill with President Trump on it coming for America’s 250th Birthday? pic.twitter.com/SRf3lRCCFZ

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 9, 2026

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Surgeon General of Florida just announced ALL VACCINE MANDATES IN FLORIDA will be ENDED, and the room erupted.

All. Not just COVID. ALL.

JOSEPH LADAPO: "Every last one is wrong and DRIPS with disdain and slavery! Who am I, or anyone else, to tell YOU what… pic.twitter.com/JeqqorlLcF

— America Red Voice 🇺🇸 (@AmericaRedVoice) March 8, 2026

American trucker shows pallets of strawberries that he says he has to throw away because they were “rejected”

pic.twitter.com/tKsw44qJuC

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 9, 2026

This is depressing. pic.twitter.com/xnaaD9i1j1

— Tiffany Fong (@TiffanyFong) March 7, 2026

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. pic.twitter.com/i2deM8LDwz

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 6, 2026