2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 3/13/26: COVID Anniversary, Iran Great Reset, Bibi Dead?

The Diocese of Richmond will welcome a RECORD 900 adults to the church this Easter, a 157% increase since 2022 pic.twitter.com/GxukGlkgHX

— Catholic Arena (@CatholicArena) March 13, 2026

Pope Leo XIV, without naming any specific leaders or conflicts, suggested on Friday that Christian political leaders who start wars should go to confession and assess whether they are following the teachings of Jesus. https://t.co/hHa4Z7pOYr pic.twitter.com/7Ste5fmpyA

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) March 13, 2026

The state of Bavaria has implemented a directive requiring that crucifixes be hung in all state public buildings.

A decision intended to reflect the region's cultural heritage, following ongoing discussions regarding the role of traditional Christian symbols in government… https://t.co/3Y7wmlCz1k pic.twitter.com/WJuhM044Vt

— Trad West (@trad_west_) March 12, 2026

🚨Whitney Webb on where the Trump admin's taking us:

"Trump works for bankers. Big surprise."

"Peter Thiel… basically created JD Vance in a lab."

"[The goal is] an AI-powered surveillance state that is authoritarian in nature and neo-feudal economically.

"A lot of these… pic.twitter.com/AeJK8lYOQH

— Sense Receptor (@SenseReceptor) March 13, 2026

https://t.co/w6pHrPyQhc

The system rests on three interlocking layers. The first is the currency layer—a programmable digital dollar such as USD1 that replaces physical cash and traditional banking. Every transaction becomes visible, traceable, and—critically—subject to…

— Patrick Wood (@StopTechnocracy) March 12, 2026

Struggling to wrap my head around this. Tim Tebow gave Congress a map with 338,000+ unique IP addresses in the United States that have traded/shared images of children being sexually abused in the past 6 months and NOBODY is talking about it.pic.twitter.com/foW622hYma

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 7, 2026

https://t.co/l1ypZglxkP pic.twitter.com/OImjzLYEx9

— First Lady Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) March 12, 2026

Ready for another age verification bill?

Alabama has passed HB-161, which was signed into law on February 17th.

– Requires that App Stores verify the age of all users upon account creation.

– Requires parental (adult) accounts to control child (minor) accounts.

– Requires App… pic.twitter.com/MAaohhV0bN

— The Lunduke Journal (@LundukeJournal) March 12, 2026

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence but…

Out of all the places the FBI could have chosen, they picked the exact synagogue where the shooting happened to hold an “active shooter” drill just two months earlier. pic.twitter.com/3yc8quqNZI

— Lauren Witzke (@LaurenWitzkeDE) March 12, 2026

🚨 TPUSA Insider: Erika Kirk Consumed Charlie's Blood in Satanic Ritual

Erika Kirk consumed her husband Charlie's blood in a Satanic ritual following his assassination, according to bombshell testimony from a TPUSA insider. pic.twitter.com/TSJxVi0Ooi

— TPV Sean (@tpvsean) March 12, 2026

A mother and daughter in Kentucky have rejected multimillion-dollar offers for their land, offers made by an anonymous tech company trying to build a data center.

Ida Huddleston has turned down $4,260,000.

Her daughter turned down $22,224,000.

Video: @LEX18News pic.twitter.com/O9OB7QlnEB

— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) March 11, 2026

UK Gov’t launches Digital ID “consultation”

The supposed aim of this long and drawn-out process is to get vital feedback about the thing that's definitely going to happen, and therefore be able to best benefit the public when it happens.

The real aim is an extended PR tour…

— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) March 11, 2026

The Onion 🤌🏽 pic.twitter.com/eXL3B0OSgl

— Assal Rad (@AssalRad) March 13, 2026

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.” pic.twitter.com/KuoMDp1upQ

— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) March 12, 2026

So what makes America special is not its Constitution or Bill of Rights.

According to Mr. Palantir, What makes America special is its ability to cause death.

Can’t wait to live under a total surveillance state run by people who think like this.

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— Truthstream Media (@truthstreamnews) March 12, 2026

Supporters of a proposal to ban fluoride in Ohio’s public drinking water urged lawmakers last week to end the decades-long practice. https://t.co/fJKPxcdxe4 pic.twitter.com/sCEiPcTmmp

— NBC4 Columbus (@nbc4i) March 12, 2026

The sleeper cells have been going off. Looks like a west coast “inside job” is about to kick off.

In reporting on cartel involvement with jihadist sleeper cells, the reporters voice sounds incredulous: ".MEXICAN cartel leaders???!"

Sleeper cells operate through cartel channels. https://t.co/K7SSPzUH1Y pic.twitter.com/r1lXc3DH9j

— Michael King 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇬🇧 (@miketheking1517) March 11, 2026

When the coming ‘Iranian Cyber Attack’, takes out our cyber infrastructure, I want you to remember who was actually behind it. pic.twitter.com/cAnTzc1oR9

— MrBujok (@BujokMr) March 11, 2026

Titanic-inspired statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein installed in Washington, DCpic.twitter.com/mDLylhQJOE

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 11, 2026

🚨⚡️ BREAKING:

Italy officially announces its withdrawal from the American-led adventure in the Middle East.

Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni told the Senate:

"Italy is not part of the war in the Middle East and will not participate in a war against Iran. pic.twitter.com/9EV6sW1pzh

— Russia TV (@Urgent_RussiaTV) March 13, 2026

BREAKING: Around 5,000 more U.S. marines and sailors are deploying to the Middle East, reports Sky's U.S. partner network NBC News.https://t.co/nYFAYyInWo

📺 Sky 501 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/B6nx3zmDms

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 13, 2026

TRUMP GOING TO SLEEP MAD:

‘Watch what happens to these DERANGED SCUMBAGS today’ pic.twitter.com/GFA78asCHO

— RT (@RT_com) March 13, 2026

Ron Paul highlighting blowback in The Giuliani Moment of 2007 is still highly relevant, unfortunately.

"Terrorism is the price of empire. If we do not wish to pay the price, we must give up the empire."
Pat Buchanan

Vacate the Middle East.pic.twitter.com/8pLXNKpAPN https://t.co/Bi59mZYL7n

— Mises Caucus (@LPMisesCaucus) March 13, 2026

🚨 TRUMP SUDDENLY PULLS TREASURY SECRETARY OFF LIVE TV — HE RETURNS VISIBLY SHAKEN AND NERVOUS

Watch his face closely.

Right in the middle of a live interview, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was abruptly stopped and told he had to leave immediately.

“The President wants you… pic.twitter.com/VeqGBR0unP

— HustleBitch (@HustleBitch_) March 13, 2026

JUST IN🇮🇷❌🇮🇱🔥 Chaos spreading across Tel Aviv after rumours of Netanyahu’s d£ath by Iranian drones or missiles some day ago. pic.twitter.com/ttwMKl3CgW

— RKM (@rkmtimes) March 13, 2026

REPORTER: ‘What’s your message to their families and to others with troops overseas right now, who are obviously and understandably worried?’

MACE: ‘Well, America’s sons and daughters
have signed up to give the ultimate sacrifice’ pic.twitter.com/AAvTUUukAl

— RT (@RT_com) March 13, 2026

Iraq 2003 → Iran 2026:

Same lies, same media, same lobby, Same old playbook pic.twitter.com/3fSfrej7eF

— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) March 13, 2026

NEW:

🇮🇱 The latest video released by the government itself shows that it was AI generated because Netanyahu has 6 fingers.

The question now is whether Netanyahu is just hiding, has been killed, or is seriously injured. pic.twitter.com/wf4LQDdkQl

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 13, 2026

Fox News preconditioning America to boots on the ground.

But, even more cynically, I also believe this is preconditioning the public for the use of tactical nukes.

Iran’s nuclear materials are so deep in an impenetrable mountain, it would require boots on the ground.

But to… pic.twitter.com/4eMoobRzJ0

— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) March 13, 2026

BREAKING: Trump's press secretary accidentally ADMITS that Iran never posed a threat to America.

WHOOPS! pic.twitter.com/G5QhHeppFC

— Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) March 13, 2026

Israel is threatening to to murder Western politicians if they don’t back the war in Iran.

“They are going to fall”. 😳pic.twitter.com/wCne35XG4e

— James Li (@5149jamesli) March 13, 2026

🤣🇺🇸🇮🇷 NOW: The Trump Admin is REFUSING to state the number of American casualties in the IRAN WAR

Not going well… pic.twitter.com/273pM2SIAu

— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinklle) March 13, 2026

BREAKING : 🇬🇧 UK Parliament member Stephen Flynn blasted Trump for killing 168 Iranian girls

“Let’s be clear, Donald Trump’s war in Iran is illegal. An American missile killed 168 children in a school. Is that not a War Crime?” 🔥

Courage level — Infinity. Respect 🫡 pic.twitter.com/dqXj3kDqmm

— Ankit Mayank (@mr_mayank) March 12, 2026

BREAKING:

🇺🇸🇪🇸Spanish assembly member to Madrid President for supporting Trump:

"Do you think the mothers of 160 kids would thank Trump for killing their girls? You have become bootlicker of Trump"

Massive applause pic.twitter.com/xgiYPNdq9A

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 13, 2026

Hegseth says the US destroyed Iran's navy, then 5 minutes later claims Iran is using the navy to block the Hormuz, so which is it?
Meanwhile, Iran releases a video of her naval vessels safely underground. pic.twitter.com/k9g0TdNa8d

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 13, 2026

BREAKING: 🚨 🇺🇸 MURDER AI

Palantir has just unleashed its newest AI assassination surveillance system in collaboration with the Dept of War.

You are a mindraped slave if you don’t think this will be turned against the American people/people of the west.pic.twitter.com/WYC6Hn9phj

— ADAM (@AdameMedia) March 13, 2026

Trump also gave the ok

Bayer, which makes glyphosate, is also the only co in the US that manufactures white phosphorus, which it uses to make the weedkiller. It is also used to make munitions incendiary devices that can violently burn property or people. https://t.co/2Uhbt47M6y

— Justice is Served (@pleasesaveour) March 9, 2026

US PUTS $10 MILLION REWARD ON INFORMATION ABOUT IRAN’S NEW SUPREME LEADER

TOP OFFICIAL LARIJANI INCLUDED, DESPITE PUBLIC APPEARANCES pic.twitter.com/qIci7a3JWj

— RT (@RT_com) March 13, 2026

Don Jr’s drone company is up 49% this week while working class Americans pay for daddy’s war for Israel

This is most corrupt admin in American history

The Trumps make Hunter Biden look like Ralph Nader https://t.co/dnGFw94B6n pic.twitter.com/CWFaDakz8H

— Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal) March 13, 2026

Lindsey Graham talking about Israel’s right to flatten Gaza:

“Just Flatten it, we flattened Berlin, we flattened Tokyo”

“We flattened Germany, we flattened Japan” pic.twitter.com/5F5ooCydox

— redpillbot (@redpillb0t) March 11, 2026

Gasoline is up nearly $1 per gallon since Trump's inauguration last year. Did not expect that, did you? pic.twitter.com/0rRFCE1WdP

— Jeffrey A Tucker (@jeffreytucker) March 13, 2026

New substack! For the 250th birthday of America the UN centennial AIWS along with Boston Global Forum have an AI government blueprint targeting the subversion of the United States constitution. Read more in link below!👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/vTGrAv1UBJ

— Courtenay Turner (@CourtenayTurner) March 11, 2026

BRAIN-FRY DISCOMBOBULATOR in this Tehran strike — reports

'Advanced EMF bomb' in horror Maduro-style attack — Saudi researcher pic.twitter.com/a9knlKWelv

— RT (@RT_com) March 12, 2026

Brazil’s President Lula:

“We are a peaceful region — no nukes. Our drones are used for agriculture and science… NOT WAR.”

“But if we don’t prepare for defense — WE’LL BE INVADED.”

Countries everywhere are waking up after Trump and Israel’s launched an illegal war on Iran. pic.twitter.com/0xiNd97I1z

— sarah (@sahouraxo) March 13, 2026

MULTI-STATE POWER OUTAGES UNFOLDING ACROSS THE U.S. ⚡

Nearly 300,000 customers are without electricity today across multiple states.

Outages are now being reported from the Great Lakes to the West Coast, with Michigan currently showing the largest cluster.

Situations like… pic.twitter.com/ap1bz0U4AT

— Michael Bradbury (@MrMBB333) March 13, 2026

Here we go… https://t.co/I3OKdabMis pic.twitter.com/3MwtrOBPLC

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 13, 2026

What a coincidence. The City of London and Iran shut down the straits in time to make sure farmers miss Spring planting. The war on farmers continues. Strongly recommend our pieces on Dutch Farmers and Fisherman and Pharma Food by @ElzevH https://t.co/69P9bsQD0H

— The Solari Report | Catherine Austin Fitts (@solari_the) March 13, 2026

ALERT: 🚨 Colonel Douglas Macgregor tells American's to prepare for extremely though times.

STOCK UP on food and medicine NOW, the war is far from over. pic.twitter.com/T3D7DUOqe1

— TRENDING ➞ 911 (@911NewsBreaks) March 12, 2026

A false flag so horrific and so enraging, that it rallies the entire American citizenry behind going to war.

What can that be?

Taking down a few airlines with ‘Iranian’ drone, blaming Iran & also, issuing a mandatory grounding of all flights for “2 weeks” to stop the… https://t.co/uwIOIoB5ux

— MrBujok (@BujokMr) March 13, 2026

Hundreds of TSA agents have quit their jobs as the Dems shutdown continues.

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— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 13, 2026

"I don't even think the word 'busy' is right to describe what's going on at AUS airport…We've never seen lines like this."pic.twitter.com/bwa13vbXzz

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 13, 2026

Iowa farmer: This fertilizer shortage is going to affect everybody. It could lead to a decrease in yields. If you look at that countrywide, corn, soybeans, cotton, rice, that will increase prices. It's gonna be a train wreck for consumers. pic.twitter.com/dincH9St85

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 11, 2026

The other Iran war crisis: It’s threatening global food supplies

Farmers worldwide, including in the US, rely on inputs that move through the Strait of Hormuz and are now waylaid.

From our colleagues at the @grist: https://t.co/p4fiAhYMuk

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) March 13, 2026

The Iran War is driving up energy and fertilizer costs. American farmers are struggling:

"A lot of guys are saying 'We're done, we're hanging it up.'"

"It's hard to sleep at night."

"It's causing a lot of mental health problems." pic.twitter.com/5FsKUbojeQ

— The American Conservative (@amconmag) March 12, 2026

wtf did i just read

NATO is equipping live cockroaches with AI models to spy on enemies, steering their movement with electric shocks to the nervous system!

the tech is fucking insane:

– each cockroach is wired with cameras, microphones and microscopic AI chips that process… https://t.co/OhL6xKcpEs pic.twitter.com/B72w2wcd3M

— Ejaaz (@cryptopunk7213) March 12, 2026

Martin Lewis warns UK energy bills could rise 30% as Iran conflict threatens oil and gas priceshttps://t.co/GRcABwy5t3

— GB News (@GBNEWS) March 12, 2026

🤯 Yesterday's high in Silver Spring, MD was 84 degrees. As of 12 P.M. it is in the mid 30’s and snowing.

pic.twitter.com/vEeg3TXXjU

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 12, 2026

NEW: Internet users have raised $280,000 for an elderly man who became a DoorDash delivery driver to help pay for his and his wife's bills.

A Tennessee woman decided to take matters into her own hands when she saw the man delivering her Starbucks.

"I work because I have to. I… pic.twitter.com/qWIXG8ZzSt

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 12, 2026

🚨 NEW: Dana White confirms tickets for the White House fight card will be absolutely free.

“We gonna be ticketing 85,000 people and tickets are free. We’ll announce how we’ll be given them away soon.”pic.twitter.com/4w9HspGJOi

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 13, 2026

🚨 EPIC! IndyCar just revealed the Freedom 250 Grand Prix course on the streets of Washington, DC

The 1.66 mile course will go right in front of the U.S. Capitol, then to a long straightaway with a pit lane on the iconic Pennsylvania Avenue towards the White House

190mph around… pic.twitter.com/DgmVCEHKs5

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 9, 2026