2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 3/16/2025: Gas Rationings, 6G, War isn’t Ending, Anti-Catholic Posts

This is wild.

143 million people thought they were catching Pokémon. They were actually building one of the largest real-world visual datasets in AI history.

Niantic just disclosed that photos and AR scans collected through Pokémon Go have produced a dataset of over 30 billion… https://t.co/2bq79w6tUR

— Mark Gadala-Maria (@markgadala) March 15, 2026

You've heard of Palantir, what about Blueskeye AI?

It’s a biometric-monitoring company and a likely contender for the 2027 vehicle monitoring mandate.

Blueskeye AI specializes in:

-Eye‑tracking
-Facial expression analysis
-Head‑position monitoring
-Drowsiness & distraction… pic.twitter.com/QAcoRM3CwJ

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 15, 2026

🇺🇸 This Florida man sold his house in 5 DAYS using ChatGPT.

No agents were needed; a fortune was saved!

AI priced it, drafted contracts (bye $500/hr lawyers), and marketed to buyers.

In the first 72h? 5 offers.

Are sales jobs safe? Think again!pic.twitter.com/2OpiVJ8zos

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 16, 2026

⚠️ A Tennessee grandmother was arrested at gunpoint while babysitting.

Facial recognition said she robbed a bank in North Dakota. Bank records proved she was 1,200 miles away. She spent nearly 6 months in jail anyway.

By the time police admitted the match was incorrect, she had… pic.twitter.com/XhVlIkjmet

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 16, 2026

https://t.co/4lf3xLCFct pic.twitter.com/FykYWgSP3Z

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 16, 2026

6G is already being hyped as the rollout of the decade.

Reports are now saying it will be rolling out for full-scale commercial deployment by 2030.

Just remember: every leap in ‘connectivity’ is a leap in surveillance unless we fight for the opposite. pic.twitter.com/mQPyGyO6Ah

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 15, 2026

A brain chip thinner than a human hair could soon connect the human brain to AI.

MIT scientists say microscopic implants can be delivered through injections, traveling through the bloodstream until they reach the brain.

Epidemiologist @NicHulscher warns that technology like… pic.twitter.com/gzSZNzuavu

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) March 13, 2026

🚨 LMAO! ICE is now reportedly using undercover SUBARU OUTBACKS — the official vehicle of white leftist lesbians — to catch illegals off guard

This is a BRILLIANT tactic

Juan thinks one of his white saviors is rolling up, and then it ends up being ICE🤣 pic.twitter.com/bWG4KZS8xx

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 3, 2026

🇨🇳🇹🇼 China has surrounded Taiwan with 26 warplanes and 7 warships. pic.twitter.com/Z5qnlRZ132

— Global Insight Journal (@GlobalIJournal) March 16, 2026

The Pentagon just handed Anduril up to $20 billion for "modern battlefield tech."

Meanwhile, it's failed 8 audits and can't account for nearly $5 trillion in assets.

Amazing how efficiency only matters when it’s for war, never the spending, budget, or the national debt. pic.twitter.com/Na3VMRuyau

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 14, 2026

Ted Cruz has sealed his fate:
He’s now stooped to endorsing a Catholic hating bigoted AI article “written” by an account named “Insurrection Barbie”
⁉️Who is this person you may ask?
Her name is Irina Pavchinskaya-Cedano

– 2017 Plead Guilty Felony Theft $2K
– 2017 Disbarred
-… https://t.co/7wGR8hmuLt pic.twitter.com/6m7B3R8n65

— The Honey Badger (@Nance726) March 16, 2026

‘This is not Europe’s war’ — EU’s blunt response to Trump on Iran pic.twitter.com/tzNGwMmVNH

— RT (@RT_com) March 16, 2026

Col. Macgregor exposes the "Greater Israel Project". He reveals that the Zionist lobby, backed by billionaires, controls Congress and put Trump in the White House to execute their plan of conquering Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt based on ancient texts. pic.twitter.com/8bMaP7JvMb

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 16, 2026

In an interview with Face the Nation on Sunday, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi rebuts Trump's claim that Iran is begging for a ceasefire, vowing to “continue our self-defense.”

Araghchi also called out the administration’s war crimes and, when asked about the status of… pic.twitter.com/DT0SlackpF

— BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom) March 16, 2026

🚨🇺🇸 🇮🇷 JUST IN — Trump

"It’s Little Unfair" of Iran to Fight Back.

Bro Trump really said that 😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
pic.twitter.com/GEitOm8h9T

— . (@LBGamestips) March 16, 2026

Media : Why don't you ask for a ceasefire with the US?

Iran FM 🇮🇷 Abbas Araghchi : Because we want to teach them a lesson so hard that enemies never even think of attacking Iran again.

Bro dropped the mic a little too hard 🎤 pic.twitter.com/Tu7YJyTOGC

— Roshan Rai (@RoshanKrRaii) March 16, 2026

President Trump just became the first sitting president of the United States to “accidentally admit” to the public that Israel may have nuclear missiles.

Trump says he is certain that Israel would never use its nuclear missiles on Iran.

“Israel wouldn’t do that.” pic.twitter.com/yaCUC1F8XT

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 16, 2026

NOW – Trump on sinking 46 Iranian naval ships: "Why didn't we just capture the ship? We could've used it. Why did we sink them? They said, 'it's more fun to sink them.' I said, that's a—they like sinking them better." pic.twitter.com/B3gTwXVwPA

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 9, 2026

Pope Leo calls on journalists to report on US-Israeli war on Iran through the eyes of its victims, pointing out the responsibility of the press to ensure information does not become a source of false narratives.

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/lHAuF4ZD2P pic.twitter.com/rGiyztOIyu

— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 16, 2026

“God cannot be enlisted in darkness.”

Pope Leo XIV condemned those who “involve the name of God in these choices of death,” and encouraged them instead to do “dialogue relentlessly for peace.” pic.twitter.com/HwNuZgVuFv

— The Recount (@therecount) March 16, 2026

TRUMP: EPSTEIN FURY

2/28: War is about nukes
3/1: Declared victory
3/3: War is about US elections
3/4: War is about human rights
3/7: We’re winning war
3/11: Declared victory 5x
3/14: War is won, allies need to help
3/13-15: War is won & liberating LGBTQ
3/16: Khamenei is gay pic.twitter.com/KWXBmehncV

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) March 16, 2026

JUST IN:

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi is now mocking Trump with a smile on his face:

“The United States, which had been seeking our unconditional surrender, is now appealing to other countries to get the Strait of Hormuz reopened.” pic.twitter.com/LbEXowEdSK

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 16, 2026

Reporter: Can you explain why you’re sending 5000 marines and sailors?

Trump: You’re a very obnoxious person. pic.twitter.com/0SExSBUWHK

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 16, 2026

Well, was it? https://t.co/qgVWjakCyB

— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) March 15, 2026

BREAKING: Iran just released a new message for Trump.

“The outcome of war cannot be determined by tweets. It’s determined on the battlefield. The very place where you and your forces do not dare approach…

…It’s better to name this war “Epic Fear” instead of “Epic Fury.” pic.twitter.com/7sPflxR6j2

— Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) March 16, 2026

In an interview with Fox News, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt explains how Trump is begging for help from NATO and Gulf allies in opening up the energy-critical Strait of Hormuz. Gas prices continue to skyrocket in the U.S. as the war in Iran drags on. pic.twitter.com/kP5pyAnDj4

— BreakThrough News (@BTnewsroom) March 16, 2026

Abolish the TSA. pic.twitter.com/97UAO5BDd4

— Libertarian Party of Texas (@LPTexas) March 16, 2026

Iran War & Fuel Rationing – are "Energy Lockdowns" on the way? https://t.co/PBi4kNh8e1

— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) March 16, 2026

Former White House energy adviser says there’s nothing America can do to open the Straight of Hormuz..

What a massive failure. pic.twitter.com/juIH2sQL9L

— ADAM (@AdameMedia) March 16, 2026

💢 NEW: Iran has allowed at least four vessels to transit the Strait of Hormuz in the past 24 hours but routed them through the Larak–Qeshm channel inside Iranian territorial waters, rather than the usual international shipping lanes, according to MarineTraffic.

The ships… https://t.co/lKlck1yvI2 pic.twitter.com/RU7zp75CJ9

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 16, 2026

UK should brace for fuel rationing over Iran war crisis, former BP chief warns Starmer https://t.co/oBwg21cpck

— The Independent (@Independent) March 16, 2026

American oil executives delivered a bleak message to Trump officials in recent days: The energy crisis the Iran war has unleashed is likely to get worse.https://t.co/DDro2D4dHW

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) March 15, 2026

Australia in 19 days https://t.co/6B31qwCbKH pic.twitter.com/rD2uVszp7Q

— Dispropaganda (@Dispropoganda) March 15, 2026

#GreatReset: The Middle East war is close to triggering a global food shock worse than that unleashed by Russia’s 2022 full-scale invasion of Ukraine, experts have said, as fertiliser shortages threaten food production on multiple continents. https://t.co/XfSHJ1NgUO

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 16, 2026

JUST IN – The UK Independent Pharmacies Association urges Health Secretary to stockpile medicines, as patients could soon be affected by "worsening medicine shortages" due to the Hormuz Strait blockade — Telegraph pic.twitter.com/V9CBadvKJ2

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 15, 2026

More researchers are suspecting that -whether on purpose or a convenient accident- the Iran war will impact the oil industry and lead to policies similar to COVID1984.

The Iran war is reviving remote work across the world — from Denmark to Vietnamhttps://t.co/u1Qh8YSC9p

— Derrick Broze (@DBrozeLiveFree) March 15, 2026

Trump says the Lebanese when bombed “get used to it”

Does this mean the 200+ children, Catholic priests, and 31 medic workers KILLED should “get used to it”? pic.twitter.com/bO6FktGNAv

— Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 (@EthanLevins2) March 16, 2026

Israel carries out massive strikes on Christian districts in Lebanon, destroying civilian buildings, including a Catholic school — RT exclusive

One of them occurred in Nabatieh — where seven members of one family were killed

'The scale of destruction is incredible' pic.twitter.com/X3o5rFKwk9

— RT (@RT_com) March 16, 2026

BREAKING: Cuba's electric grid has suffered a total collapse, leaving about 10 million people without power.

The collapse comes after the United States imposed an oil blockade.

Just last week, Cuban ​President Miguel Diaz-Canel said that the country had not received a shipment… pic.twitter.com/DKB2xRqRpT

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 16, 2026

Ted Cruz says the United States should prepare for terrorist attacks from Iranian sleeper cells located in the country.

He says the risk of terrorist attacks within the country is at an all-time high.

“The danger has never been higher than right now.” pic.twitter.com/dh5Hi67pWL

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 10, 2026

NOW – Trump says he's been briefed on Iranian sleeper cells inside the U.S.: "We know where most of them are, we've got our eye on all of them—I think." pic.twitter.com/DXeWGvIYtR

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 12, 2026

Ray is former CIA https://t.co/O8tWqYHus5

— Tom Woods (@ThomasEWoods) March 15, 2026

"Over 200k migrant truckers will not be able to renew their CDLs under a new rule"

TWO. HUNDRED. THOUSAND. pic.twitter.com/vfEZGQstfy

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 16, 2026

NEW – Hundreds of people wear masks and que at the University of Kent to get antibiotics after 2 people die from an outbreak of "invasive" meningitis and 11 others are hospitalized with symptoms. pic.twitter.com/DHMl63WIhZ

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 16, 2026

BREAKING: Air taxi company Joby Aviation just completed demo flights across the San Francisco Bay Area, flying from Oakland to the Marin Headlands in roughly 10 minutes. The flights kick off Joby’s 2026 Electric Skies Tour, a nationwide showcase tied to America's 250th birthday. pic.twitter.com/YKlSpfKJwj

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 16, 2026

70% of the carrot sales in America are baby carrots

The majority of these baby carrots sold in America go through chlorine before being sold

Lab testing shows that chlorine is still present when being sold to eat

“Toxic chlorine byproducts like trihalomethanes are absorbed… pic.twitter.com/XWEUBq3uCa

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: CDC Data Finds the Flu Vaccine ‘Didn’t Really Work’ This Season

“The vaccine had one of the worst effectiveness rates in more than a decade, only working about 25% of the time.” pic.twitter.com/6WbWxmzwWk

— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) March 14, 2026

If this bill passes, everyone injured from the Covid shots can sue the manufacturers directly – no matter when the injury happened.

Urge @Jim_Jordan to schedule a hearing in the House Judiciary Committee. #HR1432 pic.twitter.com/C4YaNOnrnx

— Mary Talley Bowden MD (@MaryBowdenMD) March 15, 2026

🚨🚨THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST CALLS IN BASEBALL HISTORY🚨🚨

THE UMP IN THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC JUST SCREWED OVER THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC TEAM.

This was clearly a ball — Way below the strike zone.

Oh my goodness. The DR got robbed.

😳😳😳
pic.twitter.com/Tx1uSo2AZU

— MLFootball (@MLFootball) March 16, 2026

Marshall McFadden went from NFL linebacker to NASCAR jackman after injuries ended his football career, and he’s hungry as ever 🔥 pic.twitter.com/z5JPjGVE9I

— Insane Clips (@StreetFightsHQ) March 13, 2026