3 minutes readClown Planet 3/20/26: Chuck Norris RIP, Oil Pushing $200/Br, Airport Headaches, Great Reset

🤣This is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes.

If you think about it, he really was the first 80’s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80’s and 90’s action movies. pic.twitter.com/zK81wkczGs

— Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) March 20, 2026

Paul Ehrlich (1932-2026): Farewell to the Long-Lived Failed Prophet of Miserablism –

The Population Bomb author lived a long, wealthy, healthy life, an opportunity his work denied to countless others – By @clim8resistance https://t.co/wo5VkGTi16

— Marc Morano (@ClimateDepot) March 17, 2026

Paul Ehrlich in 1970: "The FCC should see to it that large families are always treated in negative light on television."

If that doesn't work, then the government should "legislate the size of the family" and "throw you in jail if you have too many" kids.pic.twitter.com/646gThk9WC

— Shawn Regan (@Shawn_Regan) January 5, 2023

Bishop Bonny has declared he aims to ordain married men to the priesthood by 2028. @MLJHaynes ✍️for @PerMariam on the announcement, which would reject centuries of Latin rite Tradition and teaching https://t.co/PhPThJ85XY

— Per Mariam (@PerMariam) March 20, 2026

Postmaster General David Steiner is asking Congress to allow him to borrow more money to cover costs as well as to increase the price of a U.S. first class stamp from 78 cents to 95 cents. pic.twitter.com/fR88GGtdaA

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 19, 2026

Video Presentation of the Evidence: As Fr. Robert Prevost, Leo XIV participated in pagan Pachamama worship ritual at eco-theology conference in Brazil in 1995 – https://t.co/tdyNKCCaU6 Pachamama is also known as Gaia or 'Mother Earth'. pic.twitter.com/MWK5K5o2ak

— Novus Ordo Watch (@NovusOrdoWatch) March 20, 2026

LMAO. Dude tried to use an Ai lawyer without permission from the judge. pic.twitter.com/gcxUS34nW6

— Aaron Day (@AaronRDay) March 19, 2026

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— Louie (@reallouiehuey) March 20, 2026

Right now, wealthy travelers around the world can fly to hospitals in China to get organ transplants within weeks.

These organs don't come from willing donors, but are instead forcibly taken from innocent religious prisoners like the Falun Gong and the Uyghurs. They have been… pic.twitter.com/EsclCuMRhH

— Jan Jekielek (@JanJekielek) March 19, 2026

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild.

A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten… https://t.co/jgzxpuTEY4

— Aakash Gupta (@aakashgupta) March 20, 2026

Rental market deflation is spreading across the U.S.

Austin is down 22% from peak.
Fort Myers is down 19%
Denver is -13%
Atlanta is -11%
Nashville is -11%
Dallas is -11%

Landlords are doing big rent cuts across the Sun Belt and West.

In some cases, they're even offering 3… pic.twitter.com/3X9dWrNrw8

— Nick Gerli (@nickgerli1) March 20, 2026

Home sellers now exceed buyers by over 600,000, marking the widest gap on record, per Redfin. pic.twitter.com/3HuAaXpZbT

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) March 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum announced that she will begin fuel shipments to Cuba despite threats from Trump.🇲🇽🇨🇺 pic.twitter.com/3K1WjZD6Qy

— Aleksey Berezutski 🇷🇺🎖 (@aleksbrz11) March 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: A whopping *400* TSA agents have now RESIGNED due to Democrats withhold their paychecks

Agents have been seen leaving airports with boxes of DONATIONS to get by

Democrats keep cashing THEIR paychecks, while SCREWING OVER TSA agents making $50K

Disgusting. pic.twitter.com/q7E61X0ceW

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 20, 2026

The lines at Atlanta airport are not to be believed.

Imagine showing up 3-4 hours early, and still missing your flight.

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— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 20, 2026

🤯 TSA lines at LaGuardia International Airport in NYC stretching into hours-long waits due to the DHS shutdown.

🎥: @ScooterCasterNY pic.twitter.com/DUvMUSauKG

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 20, 2026

KLAUS SCHWAB COULD NOT HAVE WRITTEN A BETTER AI BILL THAN THE ONE REPUBLICANS JUST DROPPED

The "TRUMP AMERICA AI Act" is 300 pages of centralized AI control disguised as innovation policy.

1/ Preempts state AI laws. Your state can no longer protect you. One federal rulebook… pic.twitter.com/rWL3G8AQYO

— Aaron Day (@AaronRDay) March 20, 2026

P.S. this is the Great Reset in action. pic.twitter.com/0qo8ZQBFI5

— ZeeeMediaOfficial (@zeeemedia) March 20, 2026

Reporter: Should Americans be prepared for oil to hit $200 dollar per barrel?

US Secretary of Energy Chris Wright: Did you know Iran calls us the great Satan? pic.twitter.com/96H9TEUEKP

— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) March 20, 2026

The International Energy Agency recommends lockdowns 🫣

Easing the world to individual carbon credits as an exit ramps?

You will own nothing and be happy:https://t.co/LM1qndpAWA pic.twitter.com/vwzJLi3kUM

— Simon Dixon (@SimonDixonTwitt) March 20, 2026

DUBAI CRUDE JUST HIT $170 PER BARREL

Never happened before in history.

Not once. pic.twitter.com/8gnv8LqMyP

— 🇦🇪 Rashid bin Saeed : راشد بن سعيد (@BinsaeedRashid) March 19, 2026

Exclusive: Saudi Arabia’s oil officials say prices could soar past $180 a barrel if war-related disruptions persist until late April, potentially pushing consumers into habits that slash their oil use https://t.co/BGl1HYqDxo

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) March 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: A crisis is brewing in the U.S. as workers say they can no longer afford gas.

A motorist in AZ said gas is $4.69, one of the highest prices per gallon he’s seen in 27 years. He has to save enough money to get to work and soon may have to walk.#UnderTrumpGasStinks pic.twitter.com/c8kEYClUJo

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) March 19, 2026

“I'm really scratching my head because I voted Republican, and most of us in the fishing industry did, and we're not seeing the the positives come out of it, why we voted that way.” pic.twitter.com/2L5NjAAb8q

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 20, 2026

🚨Trump’s National Policy Framework on AI calls for the implementation of Digital ID for everyone under the guise of protecting children.

Age Assurance IS Digital ID. Adults must “verify” who they are/their age in order to use platforms to prove they aren’t minors. pic.twitter.com/SKiWuS2O11

— ZeeeMediaOfficial (@zeeemedia) March 20, 2026

Nobody implements and accelerates Klaus Schwabs vision like Republicans.

The 2024 election was technocracy with resistance vs. technocracy without resistance. Without won. https://t.co/HqKSuzJEmY

— Aaron Day (@AaronRDay) March 20, 2026

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— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) March 20, 2026

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— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 20, 2026

NEW – Commission of Fine Arts, composed entirely of Trump appointees, will weigh whether to approve a commemorative U.S. gold coin featuring Donald Trump to be released by the U.S. Mint — WaPo pic.twitter.com/97kzBVimV3

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 19, 2026

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— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 19, 2026

so they blow it up on one hand and buy it on the other hand? https://t.co/kL8houVuUz

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) March 19, 2026

Trump Claims to have not had any knowledge of Israel's plans to destroy Middle Eastern oil fields. However, evidence seems to prove otherwise.#trending #fyp #israel🇮🇱 #trump #iranwar pic.twitter.com/lJXfLaUuOf

— Ben Swann (@BenSwann_) March 20, 2026

#ULTIMAHORA En la Convención Bancaria: Sheinbaum anuncia pagos digitales OBLIGATORIOS en gasolineras y casetas ESTE AÑO.

Adiós billetes para cargar gasolina o pasar caseta.

8/10 transacciones en efectivo → fin de la anonimidad.
Informalidad: 55% de mexicanos ocupados sin… pic.twitter.com/OtwkqWInUh

— Alejandro Gómez T. (@alejandrogomezt) March 20, 2026

Cardinal Pizzaballa rebuked Pete Hegseth for using Jesus and "End Times" prophecies to justify the Iran War.

Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/rVpPZ2SkDB

— AF Post (@AFpost) March 19, 2026

Pearl Harbour was actually a false flag.

The US knew Pearl Harbor was coming. It was even leaked to the press beforehand. FDR needed the attack – Congress had refused to authorize war. The Senate later investigated and buried it. https://t.co/dwAdqQ5bcy

— Martin A. Armstrong (@ArmstrongEcon) March 20, 2026

PENTAGON SENDING THOUSANDS OF ADDITIONAL MARINES TO MIDDLE EAST – WSJ

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) March 20, 2026

Secretary of War Hegseth confirms Pentagon will ask Congress for $200 billion in additional funding for the Iran operation. “That number could move. It takes money to kill bad guys.“ pic.twitter.com/1rlynn6Yo2

— Conflict Alarm (@ConflictAlarm) March 19, 2026

$200B more for war?

Let’s put this into perspective.

During Biden’s entire term, total U.S. support to Ukraine was $184B.

Now look at just 20 days of conflict with Iran:-

• $100B already burned in munitions, operations, and assets
• 20+ MQ 9 Reapers lost
• Multiple high… pic.twitter.com/kcseBFJvkJ

— Ammanichanda (@Arkasiraee) March 19, 2026

We are 💯% invading. Apparently the United States has no Congress…? https://t.co/fsf8iopCcV

— Brandon Weichert (@WeTheBrandon) March 19, 2026

Absolute bombshell. Mearsheimer reveals Trump secretly allowed Iran to sell its oil to keep global prices under 100 dollars. But Israel intentionally bombed Iranian gas fields to ruin the plan, sending prices skyrocketing and destroying the US economy. pic.twitter.com/Of4ScS0pmR

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 19, 2026

NOW – Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good." pic.twitter.com/YkCiC65Skl

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 19, 2026

Despite what the media is telling you, Israel does not seem to be holding up as well as we are told. With many air strikes hitting Tel Aviv, causing massive amounts of destruction!#iranwar #trending #fyp #war #israel🇮🇱 pic.twitter.com/xcpO0amJUo

— Ben Swann (@BenSwann_) March 19, 2026

We're at the "hide the coffins" stage of the war. https://t.co/ZHfl8o0Mpy

— Robert Barnes (@barnes_law) March 18, 2026

THE BOARD OF PEACE HAS A CEO FOR LIFE, A PRIVATE ARMY, AND NO AUDITOR

They signed it at Davos. Called it a peace board. It's a corporation with 20,000 soldiers. Here are the 8 people running it.

1/ Trump — Chairman for life. Can veto any decision, remove any member state,… pic.twitter.com/BvdBXGZ0Fk

— Aaron Day (@AaronRDay) March 19, 2026

Despite the RECORD SMASHING heat wave over the southwest. GLOBAL TEMPERATURES ( which are a poor metric for climate anyway) are almost .3C lower than last year at this time. Wicked cold in Canada offsetting US warmth pic.twitter.com/u26tFCLsOQ

— The American Storm (@BigJoeBastardi) March 19, 2026

People at a beach in Pensacola, Florida, helped a stranded great white shark, doing everything they could to guide the animal back to deeper water. pic.twitter.com/AFYuIY3vqI

— AccuWeather (@accuweather) March 19, 2026