2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 3/23/26: Trump Market Tweet, More Countries Out of Gas, 6Hrs in TSA Line

“Higher food and gas prices are worth it to make sure Iran doesn’t get nukes”

“Freedom isn’t free” pic.twitter.com/H5i0xb1BMj

— Lauren Witzke (@LaurenWitzkeDE) March 22, 2026

This is absolutely insane:

At 7:04 AM ET today, President Trump said “the US and Iran have had productive discussions" to end the Iran War.

By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 surged +240 points adding +$2 TRILLION in market cap.

27 minutes later, Iran completely denied all of… pic.twitter.com/yFpqpJo6aG

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 23, 2026

BREAKING: The S&P 500 extends gains to +150 points on the day, rising +2.3%, adding +$1.2 TRILLION in market cap.

Markets are beginning to price-in an end to the Iran War. pic.twitter.com/LM8VXdfVYV

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) March 23, 2026

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire… https://t.co/6JLFdkJlN9 pic.twitter.com/eY13rlNC6a

— Bark (@barkmeta) March 23, 2026

While national news is glued to Iran, Nebraska is battling the largest wildfire in its history. 4 active fires. 850K+ acres scorched. Cattle and local food chains at risk. Officials say an electrical pole sparked the blaze.

It's 'wild' fire season…(again) or so they say. pic.twitter.com/Mcnbd4vT9T

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 21, 2026

🚨SHOCKING🚨

ADL CEO just admitted they use AI to scan social media and forward anything they flag to law enforcement and policymakers.

We are cooked. pic.twitter.com/bOVvGTgUDp

— Parody Jeff (@Parodyjeffx) March 21, 2026

WATCH: New video shows Air Canada flight crashing into rescue truck at New York airport pic.twitter.com/PZcyTSXI15

— BNO News (@BNONews) March 23, 2026

Air traffic controller "I MESSED UP" can be heard..

Air Canada jet crashed into an emergency vehicle on a LaGuardia Airport runway, killing the pilot and co-pilot.

Insane audio and video visual. pic.twitter.com/3beWf9php0

— iCkEdMeL ☀🔎🔥 (@iCkEdMeL) March 23, 2026

🚨OH MY GOSH!!!

The Atlanta TSA line is so long, that it is not just wrapped around baggage claim…

…BUT IS WRAPPING AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE FREAKING BUILDING!!!!

I am hearing that people waited in line for SIX HOURS last night and still missed their flights.

INSANE!!!!! pic.twitter.com/JP8u7QWmbU

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 23, 2026

4 words no TSA agent ever said 👇

“I caught a terrorist.”

— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) March 22, 2026

🚨 WOW! This American traveler just gave HUGE praise to ICE agents helping TSA and RIPPED Democrats for shutting down DHS

"I'm GLAD to see 'em here." 🔥

"Congress needs to get to WORK, get it done, the American people don't deserve this, TSA needs to GET PAID, this is… pic.twitter.com/fvizqYQCBl

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 23, 2026

UK SENDS NUCLEAR SUB TO ARABIAN SEA

ARMED FOR STRIKE ON IRAN ‘IF CONFLICT ESCALATES’ — DAILY MAIL pic.twitter.com/3MDmFoHT6Q

— RT (@RT_com) March 21, 2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is calling for the beginning of a world war in the name of “international safety” and demanding that other countries join the fight against Iran.

He says some nations are already moving in that direction, but it is still not enough.

“It’s time to see the… pic.twitter.com/Oaa6vu3Mti

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 22, 2026

Senator Graham on invading Iran’s Kharg Island:

We did Iwo Jima, we can do this.

NOTE: In the Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II, U.S. forces suffered approximately 26,000 total casualties over 36 days of fighting.pic.twitter.com/QL1wHAyto5

— Clash Report (@clashreport) March 22, 2026

"Sometimes, you have to escalate to deescalate."
— Walther Funk, German Reich Minister of Economics, 1941

"Sometimes, you have to escalate to deescalate."
— Scott Bessent, U.S. Treasury Secretary, 2026 pic.twitter.com/PytipbP1Od

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) March 22, 2026

IRAQ VS. IRAN: IT'S THE SAME F-ING SCRIPT

Trump recycles George W. Bush's talking points and war propaganda pic.twitter.com/Gc6eICLH2J

— Decensored News (@decensorednews) March 23, 2026

This now smells of a false flag to try and get Europe into the war https://t.co/qWRW82S2WT

— Kim Iversen 🇺🇸 (@KimIversenShow) March 21, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: A senior Iranian official told Al Jazeera Iran is not responsible for the missile attacks on Diego Garcia and was not behind them. https://t.co/4Bcqw5ArJo

— Drop Site (@DropSiteNews) March 21, 2026

Hundreds of gas stations in Australia are completely out of fuel and diesel — Energy Minister

The country is now preparing for the worst-case scenario

Mad Max: The Beginning pic.twitter.com/4Pv66pFtdb

— RT (@RT_com) March 23, 2026

Goldman Sachs now reckons that oil could take out the 2008 record of $147 https://t.co/OZIssjhYrd

— FT Energy (@ftenergy) March 23, 2026

"Going To Cripple Our Economy": Small Businesses Sound Alarm Over Record Diesel Price Spike https://t.co/VyjoFj5g98

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) March 22, 2026

🇲🇽🏥 REPORTAN QUE PIDEN OBLIGATORIAMENTE LA CURP BIOMÉTRICA PARA ENTREGAR MEDICINAS: ¿NO QUE ERA OPCIONAL? BIENVENIDOS A LA CUARTA TRANSFORMACIÓN

Lo que supuestamente iba a ser un trámite voluntario se está convirtiendo en requisito para acceder a servicios de salud.… pic.twitter.com/07EXxNJUIN

— DRA. MERCEDES PAVON "SUPERMUELITA FIFÍ" (@GARCIPAVON) March 23, 2026

The "power elite" could use an oil crisis as an excuse to force more people to use digital IDs. For example, so called key workers would have to show these IDs to get extra petrol or diesel rations. Later they may be used to ration food. https://t.co/1nClC5PVL4

— Richard Wellings (@RichardWellings) March 21, 2026

Big Changes Are Coming…

Last time it was Big Pharma, Now it's the Military Industrial Complex's turn. Covid 2.0

Both roads lead to the same destination: UN Agenda 21

They're not fixing problems. They're engineering the next phase https://t.co/9zo2zGSYpn

— Spiro (@Spiro_Ghost) March 21, 2026

Laos has ordered schools nationwide to cut in-person classes from five to three days a week, as part of emergency measures aimed at easing financial pressure on families amid continued fuel price volatility.

A notice issued by the Prime Minister’s Office on Thursday said the… pic.twitter.com/CnsFQReuT7

— Thai PBS World (@ThaiPBSWorld) March 21, 2026

NJ Governor Sherrill wears hijab for Eid pic.twitter.com/XTWYCGEeW4

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 20, 2026

3 years ago, East Palestine, Ohio was covered in toxic fallout. They hoped you’d forget. Here’s an update:

-Settlement money is finally trickling out
-Residents had to fight to challenge federal case
-Independent tests still don’t match official claims
-Norfolk Southern is… pic.twitter.com/xTncKLFnXX

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 22, 2026

🚨 Georgia committee advances bill for permanent Daylight Saving Time by change of time zone! Falsely claims doctors support!! Would put sunrise past 8am for four months, to nearly 9am!!! 👉 Tell your GA state senator to OPPOSE HB 154, amend to permanent Eastern Standard Time! pic.twitter.com/3Zq7HLoilX

— Save Standard Time (@SaveStandard) March 21, 2026

Bro can’t believe how tall Olivier Rioux is lmao

Like he never seen a 7’9” dude before 😂😂
pic.twitter.com/CEW0nQvCHK

— Hater Report (@HaterReport) March 21, 2026

I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time pic.twitter.com/TQGzg2s4FJ

— greg (@greg16676935420) March 23, 2026