3 - 4 minutes readClown Planet 3/25/26: Robot Teachers, Australia Out of Gas, Iran Video Blowing Up Statue of Liberty, TP Shortage

Another master piece by iran pic.twitter.com/9Tr0lQ0EXq

— The News Basket (@thenewsbasket) March 25, 2026

⚡️ FIRST EVER WOMAN-ARCHBISHOP enthroned at Canterbury Cathedral today

As part of the traditional symbolic ceremony, Dame Sarah Mullally has to knock 3 times on the Great West Door of the Cathedral

This is the start of her public ministry as the 106th Archbishop of Canterbury pic.twitter.com/f0sfUomaJL

— RT (@RT_com) March 25, 2026

Dress code debate: Steakhouse chain Ruth’s Chris says it will ban hats and gym wear. Chili’s fired back, saying their only dress code “is that you have to be dressed.” pic.twitter.com/BcArN4VrcD

— CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil (@CBSEveningNews) March 24, 2026

Someone buy this man a beer

“What’s your message to Congress?”

“Fire ‘em all. My flight leaves in 16 minutes”

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— Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ (@pelositracker) March 24, 2026

The goal is not just to reach the Moon, but to stay. 🌘 https://t.co/b24OqEEQb9 pic.twitter.com/5WPHYRNmeO

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 24, 2026

We need to start taking pictures of the shelf prices because they might change by the time we get to the register.

📌 Walmart is rolling out digital price tags in every store.
Prices can now be changed across the entire chain in seconds. pic.twitter.com/ar8ef0lrkT

— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) March 24, 2026

Many people don’t know this, but we pay a fee on every airplane ticket purchased that’s supposed to go directly to fund TSA.

But 10 years ago, Congress passed bipartisan legislation that diverted the security fee revenue into a general “slush fund”.

Everything is a scam. 😩 pic.twitter.com/Fufr6vocf3

— James Li (@5149jamesli) March 25, 2026

Trump: "I'm requesting that the Republican senators do that immediately. Don't worry about going home for Easter. In fact, make this one for Jesus, okay?" pic.twitter.com/iCFvojrUEv

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 23, 2026

🇺🇸: There are Robots in the White House, Kinda Creepy

First Lady Melania Trump arrives for her roundtable on AI education, joined by a Figure Robot. pic.twitter.com/TpqesThAQt

— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) March 25, 2026

WATCH: Melania Trump Suggests Using Humanoid Robots as Teachers Moving Forward – 03/25/26 pic.twitter.com/23lKPlD87k

— RSBN 🇺🇸 (@RSBNetwork) March 25, 2026

The co-founder of Moderna just launched a new company. This time, the target is not your body. It is your food. 🌱

Terrana Biosciences, backed by $50 million from Flagship Pioneering, the same firm behind Moderna, is developing RNA-based sprays designed to be applied directly to…

— The HighWire (@HighWireTalk) March 24, 2026

This brought a smile to my face. I know he is participating in a longstanding political tradition, and I know he has slighted Catholics in various ways since taking the helm. Still, it’s a nice, encouraging gesture. pic.twitter.com/TXK4oRG1cK

— James Weigel (@TheJamesWeigel) March 25, 2026

Oh for crying out loud is there anything anymore that doesn't track me? pic.twitter.com/SwPP5oWs7O

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 25, 2026

Meanwhile, Ukraine has attacked Russia's largest oil terminal. The port of Ust-Luga is burning.

Are they purposely trying to make the energy / fertilizer crisis worse? https://t.co/IAgxdh6Xk1 pic.twitter.com/Ze5ObiVjtD

— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) March 25, 2026

I just got this picture from a friend, a Sunoco gas station in Ohio.

Why don’t they remove the sticker? pic.twitter.com/1eECioqBRl

— Adi (@Adi13) March 25, 2026

Australia..

Europe is next. https://t.co/woxQLgoOMw pic.twitter.com/Sen3o7R6c9

— Russian Market (@runews) March 25, 2026

Australians may face smelly streets and potentially "catastrophic" health and environmental consequences as the waste collection sector struggles to secure diesel supplies amid the fuel shortage.https://t.co/D8B0qutTJt

— Sky News Australia (@SkyNewsAust) March 25, 2026

We're doing COVID1984 toilet paper runs again 🧻

"Japan has warned citizens against panic buying of toilet paper following the spread of social media posts suggesting shortages driven by concerns over escalating military developments in the Middle East." https://t.co/0Fw2XeMmOF pic.twitter.com/ybPQqWQBKC

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) March 25, 2026

Due to petrol price pain and the cost of living, sales of electric vehicles have surged in Australia. More than 11000 electric cars were sold nationally in February alone. #electricvehicles #evs #petrolprices #cars #australia pic.twitter.com/GzykfIPyzX

— 7NEWS Australia (@7NewsAustralia) March 24, 2026

🚨 FUEL SHORTAGES HIT AUSTRALIA — CRIME ALREADY RISING

Australia is starting to feel the pressure.

Reports show:

• Criminals siphoning petrol from cars on the streets
• 164 petrol stations without diesel
• Supply disruptions pushing food prices higher
This is how it begins.… pic.twitter.com/C9MBFRnRjn

— Jim Ferguson (@JimFergusonUK) March 24, 2026

The Great Reset

“What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality – about six months – now it’s about two months”

Australian Senator recognises the familiar patterns emerging born out of the Middle East conflict, and how they are similar to Covid. pic.twitter.com/72uGc1YR9R

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) March 24, 2026

BREAKING: Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr has declared a state of national energy emergency in the country. pic.twitter.com/CGglnC5zHO

— Al Jazeera Breaking News (@AJENews) March 24, 2026

🚨 Catherine Fitts just warned that we could be on the verge of MAJOR FAMINE and a resulting “digital control grid.”

"This is Covid 2.0."

"What's in it for them? Implementing the control grid and depopulation – together."

Time to start a garden, ladies! pic.twitter.com/usKzKRDv48

— Lauren Lee (@laurenlee) March 24, 2026

Paracetamol, metformin, nifedipine, ibuprofen and all other synthetic medicines are produced from petrochemicals.

The war in the Strait of Hormuz will reach your local pharmacy very soon.

Keep your herbs close✊🏾. pic.twitter.com/fxEjxxsjBO

— ChiefHerbalist (@HerbalistChief) March 23, 2026

Trump will 'UNLEASH HELL' in Iran if necessary, BUT 'his preference is peace' — Press Sec Leavitt

'He'll ensure they're hit harder than they've ever been hit before' https://t.co/8aJEXIx9oU pic.twitter.com/cantDBBfAw

— RT (@RT_com) March 25, 2026

🚨 BREAKING

​U.S. Secretary of Defense Hegseth:
"Never in history has a country been defeated as Iran has… We wiped it off the face of the earth, and then it was defeated."

​We leave the response to you in the comments! pic.twitter.com/laUHhBnTdp

— 𝐓𝐌𝐓 (@TMT_arabic) March 24, 2026

“Little mishap, they shot down three planes with our missiles." Trump claims Kuwaitis shot down three US planes by accident, with US munitions. I think we need to ask the obvious question here.. pic.twitter.com/261a1TDprI

— The Last American Vagabond (@TLAVagabond) March 24, 2026

JUST IN – China is mapping the ocean floor as it prepares for submarine warfare with the U.S. — Reuters pic.twitter.com/2Vn2BwQf0O

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 24, 2026

BREAKING: Trump just said that Pete Hegseth was angry that there may be a settlement in the Iran war. He said that Hegseth doesn’t want it to be settled.

"I don’t want to say this but I have to… Pete didn’t want it to be settled."

In other words our Sec. of War doesn't… pic.twitter.com/LcbAagDFHw

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) March 24, 2026

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won.

The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news. pic.twitter.com/pAYfeglpzJ

— Department of State (@StateDept) March 24, 2026

The Pentagon is openly comparing the planned invasion of Iran's Kharg Island to the bloodbath of Iwo Jima on live TV. They are preparing the American public for thousands of dead and wounded Marines in a completely avoidable war. Absolute insanity. pic.twitter.com/HviNI3pB5r

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

Terrifying revelation. A reporter points out that Trump's "5-day pause" in the war is the exact amount of time it takes for thousands of US Marines to arrive in the region. He also used the announcement to manipulate the stock market. Absolute chaos and deception. pic.twitter.com/JVGfU4rUin

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

It's 2026 and people really belive a plane took down the towers. Wild pic.twitter.com/RIVwocVuls

— Daniel Prinsloo (@Daniel7Prinsloo) March 25, 2026

Greenville council member gives testimony on the effects of planes spraying the skies above her farm in South Carolina

She’s raised endangered monarch butterflies for 14 years, she says 80% of her butterflies have died in the last 3 years because of planes spaying our skies… pic.twitter.com/pvk8ImD34B

— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) March 25, 2026

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— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) March 24, 2026

This is real. NOT satire.

Maryland is debating putting tampons in the MEN'S bathrooms at the Baltimore Ravens and Orioles stadiums.

Democrat Ken Kerr (who supports the initiative) argued the tampons need to be "adequately sized."

Republican Kathy Szeliga fired back: "What does… pic.twitter.com/ZHyH9uHNsk

— Woke War Room (@WokeWarRoom) March 24, 2026

The Phillies made a hype video for their ballboy and it is the greatest thing ever 👏

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— Kent Murphy (@KentMurphy) March 24, 2026