2 minutes readClown Planet 4/1/2026: Easter Prayer Lunch in DC?, Artemis II, SCOTUS & Covid 2.0 I mean Iran War Updates

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Bishop Robert Barron participated in an Easter Lunch for Faith Leaders at the White House today pic.twitter.com/uwpB7zkxZe

— Catholic Arena (@CatholicArena) April 1, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Artemis II has launched, taking four astronauts around the moon for the first time in more than 50 years. pic.twitter.com/vCrW0W9B6z

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 1, 2026

As early as Wednesday, Artemis II will make history, taking astronauts around the moon for the first time in more than 50 years.

The four-person crew will launch from NASA's Kennedy Space Center on Merritt Island, Florida, for a 10-day journey.

Here's what to know about the… pic.twitter.com/EM4H5MvLpR

— ABC7 News (@abc7newsbayarea) March 31, 2026

Ivy League teacher makes students use typewriters to fight against AI-written work https://t.co/OYXfK4Qw1S pic.twitter.com/07pzPGmwys

— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026

I have the same question. When is NASA going to go back and pick up the corpse from the Apollo mission camera man they left behind? And no, they didn't have auto-zoom, auto-tracking camera back then, and the moon is too far away for low-latency remote control. This entire video… https://t.co/voBmFCmjcr

— HealthRanger (@HealthRanger) April 1, 2026

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things. pic.twitter.com/vLGpp7KJnm

— FactPost (@factpostnews) April 1, 2026

Rare Red Sandstorm Sweeps through Crete Greece and Libya.

The Sandstorm is expected to start hitting Egypt and other areas in the upcoming hours.

Videos are from Greece and Libya today.

No filters, this is how it looks like: pic.twitter.com/TLoKvC0biD

— Suppressed News. (@SuppressedNws1) April 1, 2026

A West Virginia woman in her mid 80s was arrested yesterday for telling the West Virginia Department of Environmental Protection to stay off of her property.

We the people have had it with big daddy government trying to tell us what we can and cannot do. pic.twitter.com/sVhdYYtyCX

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) March 25, 2026

BREAKING: In an 8-1 ruling, the Supreme Court announced this morning that Colorado’s ban on so-called conversion therapy violates First Amendment free speech rights. Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion. Jackson was the lone dissent.

“The First Amendment stands as a bulwark… pic.twitter.com/roTX2k7NkB

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 31, 2026

Oracle axes 30K jobs in massive layoff – notifying fired employees with 6 a.m. email https://t.co/jYnYHSThyt pic.twitter.com/KWTmYv6Vzl

— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026

WATCH: The newly elected mayor of Canohès in southern France has removed the EU flag from the town hall immediately after taking office.

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— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 31, 2026

🤯Kristi Noem’s husband EXPOSED living secret double life with FETISH chats, 'bimbo' selfies and payments to models, per Daily Mail

Former intelligence officials warn alleged behavior could create blackmail vulnerabilities tied to Noem’s former DHS role pic.twitter.com/QYm8W1WcIN

— RT (@RT_com) March 31, 2026

A brief history of "temporary" systems that became permanent:

-TSA
-DHS
-The AUMF
-Patriot Act
-No-fly lists
-Fusion Centers
-The war on drugs
-FISA Section 702
-NSA mass surveillance

*Now ICE in our airports*

There's nothing as permanent as a "temporary" government program. pic.twitter.com/uT67XNuQ2w

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) March 31, 2026

Only one bridge is left to connect to the coastal city of #Tyre after #Israel bombed seven bridges crossing the Litani, practically isolating #Lebanon’s south.

If that bridge gets struck too, it would create “a humanitarian disaster,” an official in Tyre told me. 15% of the… pic.twitter.com/txrdIM6F90

— Simona Foltyn (@SimonaFoltyn) April 1, 2026

Israel’s defense minister just said it will occupy Southern Lebanon and prevent 600,000 people from returning home.

Even more horrifying he says Israel will demolish their homes just like they did in Gaza.

This is blatant colonialism & land theft & it is being funded by the US. pic.twitter.com/xtDXscnQ1K

— Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) March 31, 2026

Israeli soldiers tortured this 18-month-old baby in Gaza to force a confession out of his father during an interrogation pic.twitter.com/0YSzaF0RZd

— HatsOff (@HatsOffff) March 24, 2026

Grateful to have been invited to the White House this afternoon for a luncheon with religious leaders, where I offered an Easter prayer. Even in the halls of power, the hope of the Resurrection is proclaimed. pic.twitter.com/pVAIJZJFoM

— Bishop Robert Barron (@BishopBarron) April 1, 2026

The criminal CEO of JP Morgan says the U.S. must defeat Iran, even if it wrecks the stock market.

Have no doubt about who is behind this disastrous war of aggression.

It’s the Western oligarchy. pic.twitter.com/ok2BoQaR6L

— Dimitri Lascaris (@dimitrilascaris) April 1, 2026

Rubio for days: Iran "can't be allowed" to control the Strait of Hormuz. It's "illegal" and "unacceptable." Either they "open" it, or else the U.S. and a "coalition of nations" will "make sure that it's open."

Trump today: "We'll be leaving very soon… What happens in the… pic.twitter.com/bK5aZWbGK8

— Decensored News (@decensorednews) March 31, 2026

Iran's Prez Pezeshkian's message to the American people IN FULL https://t.co/tGyraqyu4K pic.twitter.com/TaepUxeQ9Q

— RT (@RT_com) April 1, 2026

Millions of Uber, Lyft, DoorDash and Instacart drivers depend on their cars to earn a living. Gas prices have spiked after the US-Israeli war with Iran, and these drivers have no choice but to pay higher prices if they want to offer rides or make deliveries.… pic.twitter.com/fQOgJeH6Oo

— CNN (@CNN) April 1, 2026

Several Las Vegas Strip resorts will begin charging hotel guests a $28 per night fee for in-room air conditioning this summer.

The new "Climate Comfort Fee" will provide guests with 24/7 access to a state-of-the-art HVAC system. pic.twitter.com/uqhctE8aZd

— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) April 1, 2026

Ground beef prices are up to $6.73/lb.

At this point, the backyard burger is becoming a delicacy.  Make sure to enjoy every bite this summer! pic.twitter.com/PmAF33p6YI

— Bespoke (@bespokeinvest) March 31, 2026

Bill Gates says the merging of biometric digital ID, bank accounts and payment systems is needed to safely monitor people's health records, keeping tabs on farmers, and tackling "climate problems." pic.twitter.com/1JnGPG2MgV

— redpillbot (@redpillb0t) April 1, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The European Commission has urged people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf.

Full story: https://t.co/0IU3HD1E8u pic.twitter.com/nWOXcCVGGl

— POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) March 31, 2026

Aussie travellers hit by crushing $800 fuel surcharge as major airline brings in eye-watering new fares – with worse to come after looming China deadline https://t.co/eFDeC0hkXT

— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) April 1, 2026

Anthony Albanese has called on Australians to “think of others” and stop panic buying petrol as the federal government stares down months of uncertainty due to the Middle East war.

In his landmark Address to the Nation on Wednesday night, broadcasted simultaneously across all… pic.twitter.com/mKYLRZyDT3

— 7NEWS Australia (@7NewsAustralia) April 1, 2026

🚨 THE GLOBAL FOOD SYSTEM IS STARTING TO BREAK

This is how collapse begins.

Not with empty shelves…
But with silent shutdowns.
In Thailand, over HALF the fishing fleet is now docked.

Fuel prices have doubled.
Boats can’t operate.
Businesses are losing money just to go out to… pic.twitter.com/sCGI2OvgO3

— Jim Ferguson (@JimFergusonUK) April 1, 2026

#BREAKING To combat the recent spike in shoplifting, 67 stores in Australia will deploy GPS-tracking devices on meat products.

Because cracking down on criminals would make too much sense.

So, let’s track everyone else. pic.twitter.com/0tvDCVE3DF

— Ryan Dally (@Ryandally08) March 31, 2026

Hundreds of French filling stations run dry as drivers rush to fill up, after fuel-price caps were introduced because of global supply disruptions caused by the Middle East war https://t.co/M49cirr2m0

— Bloomberg (@business) April 1, 2026

A robot just replaced the human who draws your blood, and it is already inside European hospitals right now.

The device called Aletta is CE-marked, the European equivalent of FDA approval and it is already operating on real patients.

Vitestro built a machine that maps your… pic.twitter.com/ornuUsvNA9

— StockMarket.News (@_Investinq) March 30, 2026

ICYMI – R3 Bio working to grow headless human bodies to harvest organs "for research," as Trump phases out federal animal experimentation: "If we can create a nonsentient, headless bodyoid for a human being, that will be a great source of organs," says investor Boyang Wang. pic.twitter.com/VTpm84wyDd

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) March 31, 2026

🚨 NEW WEBSITE HELPS YOU AVOID FLOCK CAMERAShttps://t.co/mED05m76jM lets you plug in your start and end points, then maps how many ALPR/Flock cameras you’d hit and shows alternate routes that keep you off their surveillance grid.

Because privacy shouldn’t require permission. pic.twitter.com/1tRjsY13Qx

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) April 1, 2026

Olaf Takes a Tumble: Disney Robot Malfunctions on Debut https://t.co/qBX4aKDZrV pic.twitter.com/J061FM87Da

— New York Post (@nypost) March 31, 2026

Jaden Ivey’s jersey has sold out.

Over 20,000 Jaden Ivey jerseys were sold tonight, after the news came out. pic.twitter.com/c8qiinvp8C

— The Leagues (@TheseLeagues) March 31, 2026

Not a great start for female umpires in the Major Leagues… pic.twitter.com/DPi1F0W8wH

— ฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ (@BattleByrd) March 30, 2026

If I told you this was the worst throw home you’ve ever seen, it still wouldn’t prepare you for the throw pic.twitter.com/eBW0COFg7z

— Jack Settleman (@jacksettleman) March 30, 2026