2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 4/15/2026: Tax Day, DC vs Vatican, JD Failing & More

Another Lego-Style Banger: Israel Calls The Shots 💯😎🎶🔥 pic.twitter.com/DLLlO6mRxm

— Paddystinian (@Paddystinian) April 15, 2026

👁️ Good morning tax cattle!

Starting in 2026, all new cars in the U.S. will track your eye movements, face, head position, attention, drowsiness, and behavior to decide whether you’re “fit” to drive. Don’t worry… it’s for your ‘safety.’” pic.twitter.com/IBSTmqET7T

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) April 15, 2026

South Carolina marked another historic step forward today as we ceremonially signed our new income tax bill. This puts us on a path to eliminate the income tax and keep more money in the pockets of hardworking South Carolinians. pic.twitter.com/IkfVPSuZYj

— Gov. Henry McMaster (@henrymcmaster) April 15, 2026

Virginia is overrun

Everyone pay attention – the hour is very late. The vote to save Stone Mountain was just lost in Georgia because Republicans refrained from voting. You are now on your own. Plan accordingly. https://t.co/njli1359X9

— Wanjiru Njoya (@WanjiruNjoya) April 15, 2026

Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023. pic.twitter.com/0vpU3WQij1

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 14, 2026

Maga made Riley Gaines a cultural icon on the right, & a multi-millionaire.

Endless speaking engagements, media, & worship. But the second she vaguely criticizes Trump he abandons her & Maga knives come out.

Not a cult though. pic.twitter.com/ATEG9P8tOd

— Cuckturd (@CattardSlim) April 14, 2026

All the new data were finally getting on the Covid vaccine is stunningly bad. Almost immeasurablely bad. Off the charts bad. https://t.co/w1EkbhqPsD

— Owen Shroyer (@OwenShroyer1776) April 14, 2026

Appeals court upholds West Virginia vaccine mandate, denies religious exemption pic.twitter.com/saLX1G7Gvz

— Sharyl Attkisson 🕵️‍♂️💼🥋 (@SharylAttkisson) April 13, 2026

The most f*cked up aspect of this is the "DoorDash grandma" t-shirt she's wearing, and the implications of this: I checked and this is a pre-organized PR stunt between DoorDash and the White House (they boast about it on their website: https://t.co/Fa07wxjgBR).

The lady -… https://t.co/qO6mn91wd1

— Arnaud Bertrand (@RnaudBertrand) April 14, 2026

Why is Everything Staged?

Today, Trump staged a Door Dash delivery where Sharon Simmons delivered his McDonalds. Trump used Simmons’ husband’s cancer to claim his Jesus pic was Trump the Healer

July 2025, Simmons appeared in Congress to support Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill… https://t.co/1tmF4yWjAh pic.twitter.com/m0PKgBKBNV

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) April 13, 2026

Q: There's video online of Eric Swalwell making out a woman. Is that you next to him?

GALLEGO: This is an example of the lies. No, I was not sitting next to him, I was not in the room, I don't even know where it happened. pic.twitter.com/tNclNUCkFh

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 14, 2026

A former staffer has accused Rep. Eric Swalwell of sexually assaulting her twice in 2019 while she was intoxicated during work travel, leaving her bruised and bleeding. She also alleges he pressured her for explicit photos.

Swalwell has denied the claims as “politically… pic.twitter.com/zyzkL1quFS

— Ben Swann (@BenSwann_) April 11, 2026

MAGA in 2 images:

Cheer Trump when he vows to "kill FISA."

Cheer Trump when he vows to extend it with no reforms (via @OwenShroyer1776): https://t.co/6G4Nmt9wN0 pic.twitter.com/7nfhgeJw6e

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 14, 2026

So everyone is clear: Trump falsely claims FISA 702 is simply foreign collection.

He leaves out that the government “incidentally” collects huge volumes of Americans’ communications under this program and then searches them without a warrant.

That’s why Section 702 is the most… pic.twitter.com/X3rTBj0lke

— Justin Amash (@justinamash) April 15, 2026

Here Mike Johnson is yet again urging that the the law used by NSA to spy on Americans without warrants be renewed with no limits of any kind.

**Just months before becoming Speaker,** he told me nothing was more urgent than reforming it, and its abuses "keep me up at night." https://t.co/WvrbotCuMx pic.twitter.com/R222WW83RP

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 15, 2026

Trump Reverses Himself, Joins Obama and Biden in Demanding "Clean" Renewal of NSA Domestic Spying Powers

(Meanwhile: Democrats, who claim Trump is an insane Hitler, prepare to extend his vast domestic spying powers)https://t.co/YLHlfORirC pic.twitter.com/unFaMTRHim

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 15, 2026

Anti-Privacy and Censorship Bills

Pro-Censorship & Pro-Israel lawmakers, Josh Gottheimer (D) & Elise Stefanik (R) introduced a new bill to infringe on privacy by requiring age verification thru ID for all operating systems so every device you use can be traced to your ID.

The… https://t.co/snyswfAYQf pic.twitter.com/3J5N1W9Ug2

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) April 15, 2026

Video of a humanoid robot chasing wild boars out of a Warsaw neighborhood and into the woods — and then waving goodbye — has gone viral in Poland. https://t.co/L2uJ9nwVOO pic.twitter.com/i0HDmF1Hfl

— ABC News (@ABC) April 15, 2026

Trump says he was told NO on naming Hormuz 'the Trump Strait' pic.twitter.com/9vkedqoqhi

— RT (@RT_com) April 15, 2026

🇵🇱🇮🇱Polish MP Konrad Berkowicz displayed an Israeli flag where the Star of David was replaced with a swastika and said:

“Israel is the new Third Reich and that's exactly how its flag should look” pic.twitter.com/tFnijk3HK7

— Suppressed News. (@SuppressedNws1) April 14, 2026

BREAKING : Trump & Netanyahu are exposed

Journalist : How are you sure about Iran not building nukes?

Joe Kent 🇺🇸: "America's 18 intelligence agencies, all agreed that Iran had no capacity to develop a nuclear bomb" 🤯

"But that Israel was telling us that they would be able… pic.twitter.com/weaskx8yRp

— Censored Humans (@CensoredHumans) April 14, 2026

Will someone tell Trump that Israel-Netanyahu has killed 75,000 innocent, completely unarmed Palestinian civilians in Gaza and that for Israel to have a nuclear weapon is completely unacceptable?

Keep attacking the Pope and let’s see how Republicans fare in November 2026. https://t.co/Ua71lygKqo

— Iraqi Christian Foundation (@iraqschristians) April 15, 2026

O’Reilly: “I could mediate a settlement between the Pope and Donald Trump. But in such a mediation I would have to ask his holiness very frankly. You had 30,000 people gunned down in Iran just a few weeks ago, we heard nothing from the Vatican on that."pic.twitter.com/uwc1Z7jxNa

— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) April 14, 2026

"Happy New Year to every Iranian in the streets. Also to every Mossad agent walking beside them…" — Trump's former CIA Director Mike Pompeo. https://t.co/5wKNbS9fZb

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 10, 2026

An Iranian spokesperson reveals YouTube's blatant censorship. After an independent channel organically grew by mocking Trump's disastrous war with Lego animations, Washington panicked and forced YouTube to shut it down to protect their false narrative. Total hypocrisy. pic.twitter.com/WF09vQVM8X

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 15, 2026

Mehdi Hassan: "Which country in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? It's not Iran, it's Israel… Which country in the Middle East attacked six countries last year? It wasn't Iran, it was Israel."

The problem is Israel, not Iran pic.twitter.com/XcvvEjiHms

— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) April 15, 2026

In case you’re wondering how a single drone can cost 240 million dollars…

5 million each for every member of the congressional acquisitions committee

10 million for the head of the committee.

10 million for his wife.

10 million for his dog.

30 million in “consultations” and… https://t.co/yBtFmz6zJT

— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) April 15, 2026

You know Trump is in trouble when even Fox News is admitting that Iran, with help from the Houthis, is destroying billions of dollars worth of US military equipment. 😂🤣👇 pic.twitter.com/4E8bQoNSxG

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) April 15, 2026

Trump on Iran:
2/6-“They want to make a deal badly”
3/2-“They want to make a deal badly”
3/16-“They want to make a deal badly”
3/24-“They want to make a deal badly”
3/25-“They want to make a deal badly”
4/1-“They want to make a deal badly”
4-13-“They want to make a deal badly”… pic.twitter.com/Cjqjnj67Ih

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 15, 2026

A CNN panel completely dismantles Donald Trump for demanding Pope Leo stay quiet on the Iran war. They point out that guiding his flock to peace is the literal mission of the Pope. The new Pope is from Chicago and has made it clear he is not afraid of the White House. pic.twitter.com/LiCLPWqR1V

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 14, 2026

As confirmed by ABC News, Trump's naval blockade is proving to be a COMPLETE FAILURE. Multiple tankers have made it through the Strait of Hormuz. Trump has spent billions of taxpayer dollars for what has amounted to be a anouther failing strategy. Pete Hegseth should be fired. 😂 pic.twitter.com/WGWG2EOIvo

— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) April 14, 2026

🇺🇸TRUMP: "When crazy people have nukes, bad things happen."

🇮🇷IRAN: "Trump is right. America is the only country on the planet Earth that has actually used them on civilians twice. CRAZY"

SAVAGE😂🔥 pic.twitter.com/PNSm3lE4H0

— Daily Iran News (@DailyIranNews) April 15, 2026

Massive humiliation for JD Vance. When asked about his key role in the Iran negotiations, the Vice President awkwardly admits his only contribution was answering phone calls. The Trump administration is sending a completely unprepared amateur to face seasoned diplomats. pic.twitter.com/2peUBMlaM8

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 11, 2026

I remember when that happened. Many people on the fake right were calling it out. People called Obama the anti-christ bc of a photo of him coming out of the water. Gunther, stop the DJT worship https://t.co/McpC9xtYfr

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) April 15, 2026

Absolutely vile.

JD Vance: Stopping funding for Ukraine is one of the things I’m proudest we’ve done in this administration. pic.twitter.com/NLL41ctsyA

— Damian Low (@DamianLow3) April 15, 2026

A brave student completely corners Vice President JD Vance on the Epstein files coverup. He exposes how the Trump administration is actively blocking investigations. Vance desperately tries to defend Donald Trump, claiming the connection is just a hoax. Total corruption. pic.twitter.com/lL1Tfp4xTo

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) April 14, 2026

VP Vance was confronted at a TPUSA event:

“You’re killing children!” pic.twitter.com/0qIZo2TRq3

— Clash Report (@clashreport) April 14, 2026

He got a golf clap and then dismissed a major issue as just 1 thing pic.twitter.com/KMnksqdpVY

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) April 15, 2026

This is the same anti-Catholicism that drove the second KKK, which had 5 million members. https://t.co/BNKlQJCLHr

— Tony Annett (@tonyannett) April 15, 2026

A better way to answer this is: “Pope Leo has been clear that every country has a right to determine who and when people enter it. He also reminds us to recognize migrants’ dignity. We must enforce the law while recognizing everyone’s humanity. The two are not in conflict.” https://t.co/rt56kJBn00

— 𝕿𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖊𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑 ☩ 🇻🇦 (@TalentEvaluator) April 14, 2026

JD VANCE: "It would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality, to stick to matters of, you know, what going on in the Catholic church and let the President of the United States stick to dictating American public policy." pic.twitter.com/MdcJViOKoJ

— First To Hear It (@firsttohearit) April 13, 2026

The video is also available here — https://t.co/MVSj99o135

— Decensored News (@decensorednews) April 15, 2026

This is BRUTAL 🗿

🇺🇸JD Vance: "Trump said that If 🇮🇷Iran commit to not having a nukes, we are going to make Iran economically thrive.”

🇮🇷IRAN : "Look at how prosperous all these countries like Syria, Afghanistan, and Iraq became after they trusted israel and the US."🔥🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/Onqt7WqTlY

— InfoGram (@_InfoGram_) April 15, 2026

House Speaker Mike Johnson FIRES BACK at Pope Leo after his recent back-and-forth with President Trump and comments condemning the war in Iran:

"Any religious leader can say anything they want, but obviously, if you wade into political waters, I think you should expect some… pic.twitter.com/WOYcbr8q27

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 15, 2026

🚨 Trump just attacked the Pope again

“He doesn’t understand and shouldn’t be talking about war, he has no idea what’s happening!”

Absolute idiot 🤡 pic.twitter.com/yjzqpZaA9i

— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (@Antunes1) April 14, 2026

"The Pope doesn't care about Christian martyrs!"

Here's Pope Leo, holding back tears as he announces the martyrdom of Christians.

Who do any of you insufferable leeches think you are to question his love for Christ's church?

You do not have even a fraction of his virtue. pic.twitter.com/5ADxr45AOz

— Patrick Neve (@catholicpat) April 14, 2026

🇮🇹 Meloni: „Słowa Trumpa wobec Ojca Świętego są nie do przyjęcia.

🇺🇸 Trump: „To ona jest nie do przyjęcia, nie obchodzi jej, jeśli Iran zdobędzie broń nuklearną i wysadzi Włochy w dwie minuty.”

🇮🇹 Meloni: „Jak dotąd wiem, dziewięć narodów posiada broń nuklearną, a tylko jedno… pic.twitter.com/7gnIO5Ff8g

— Poland news War in Ukraine (@Propeertys) April 14, 2026

Here’s the antidote to the cartoonishly false accusations that Pope Leo is silent on Islamist terror. pic.twitter.com/rJxQtzXOcA

— Joseph Nolla, SJ (@josephnollasj) April 14, 2026

🇻🇦 Pope Leo XIV Shares Powerful Message of Unity with Muslims after Algeria Visit

As a Muslim, I have a lot of love and respect for Pope Leo.

" I think the visit to the mosque was significant.

Although we have different beliefs, we have different ways of worshipping, we have… pic.twitter.com/ztItxvxL5G

— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) April 15, 2026

This Video Never Gets Old😂

A man hands JD Vance a copy of his own book and says: “Hey JD, can I get a refund on this?" pic.twitter.com/ZcZf1CLbMy

— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) April 15, 2026