2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 5/11/2026: Rat Virus, Trump IVF, Ticks, Trump Gas Prices

America’s epic 250 summer loading… 🔥@UFC FIGHT NIGHT ON THE SOUTH LAWN 🥊 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/lcdrCvFEom

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 9, 2026

FREE DIAPERS COMING THIS SUMMER! pic.twitter.com/r535qQeHS4

— Governor Gavin Newsom (@CAgovernor) May 8, 2026

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines⁰⁰ 📌#Denver | #Colorado

Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight… pic.twitter.com/jvaWjzvMey

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) May 9, 2026

Hey @Grok, which political party was the party of the Confederate States of America? https://t.co/Jto1habthM

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) May 8, 2026

I've just corrected Based Mike Lee for dunking on Confederates.

Unfortunately I can't correct this lovely lady as she blocked me long ago.

But it's interesting that both Republicans and Democrats have once again joined forces in dunking on Confederates. pic.twitter.com/44KOfVEYRE

— Wanjiru Njoya (@WanjiruNjoya) May 9, 2026

https://t.co/nxad4nIIp7

— Mises Institute (@mises) May 11, 2026

🇭🇺 No, this is not AI, this is the newly inaugurated government of Hungary.

The first thing they did was raise the EU flag over the Hungarian Parliament. pic.twitter.com/n54mdna0dC

— Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 (@Alex_Oloyede2) May 10, 2026

🇺🇸 A hotel owner in Gatlinburg, Tennessee called 911 to report someone locked in the bathroom…

It was a black bear 😂pic.twitter.com/BRsfqxZSPs

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 11, 2026

"It [Gone with the Wind] is a most interesting picture of the South during the war, but far more interesting to me in the Reconstruction Period. It is so easy to understand why the women of the South kept their bitterness towards their northern invaders."
-E. Roosevelt 8/22/1936 https://t.co/OeTA8r3rNr

— Jefferson Davis (@Jeff_Davis1808) May 10, 2026

“America for Americans is like Utopia for Utopians.” Founding Father John Taylor of Caroline.

They are “American” because they exist as part of a federation of States but are not a nation in any traditional definition of the term. https://t.co/iCAthhoapN

— Brion McClanahan (@BrionMcClanahan) May 10, 2026

ATTKISSON: What happened to the audit of Fort Knox?

TRUMP: Which one are you talking about?

ATTKISSON: You and Elon Musk talked about auditing the gold

TRUMP: We wanted to go knock on the door and see whether or not we have any gold in there. We played with that. I wonder if… pic.twitter.com/7ZYem7h9g3

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 10, 2026

Nobody will listen to that nonsense. Why? Bc the best schools are down south https://t.co/D43DEXAZFY

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) May 10, 2026

Trump is ‘SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING making Venezuela the 51st US state’ — Fox News

In April, Trump joked about running for president of Venezuela pic.twitter.com/sxKF8EjIl1

— RT (@RT_com) May 11, 2026

The housing crash is going to be epic. https://t.co/v3Rp9p5wQV

— Nicholas J. Stelzner (@stelzner_n1150) May 11, 2026

‘I became the father of fertility’ — Trump pic.twitter.com/YTwcs4kd9y

— RT (@RT_com) May 11, 2026

Human life should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect, not manufactured in labs or frozen in IVF clinics.

Yes, babies are always a blessing. But children are not products to be created, selected, frozen, or discarded.

Every child deserves to be conceived in love, not… https://t.co/QsdIMZq3it

— Lila Rose (@LilaGraceRose) May 11, 2026

Why would they need drones to “map the neighborhood” when that is already done via Google Maps/street view? https://t.co/7sKBsPvSw4

— GOON MASTER SOPHONT SIMP (@SOPHONTSIMP) May 10, 2026

Just clearing it out for a massive Surveillance center, I mean “Data” 😉 center https://t.co/reTsqVcCNu

— Anthony Aguero Live 🇺🇸 (@AnthonyAguero) May 11, 2026

Last year the White House issued an executive order accelerating construction of data centers. The order trashes regulatory review, lavishes loans and grant on builders, and makes federal land available for these dystopian surveillance behemoths. https://t.co/eDxasBiiTQ

— Club des Cordeliers (@cordeliers) May 11, 2026

How do you read things like this and not want them GONE https://t.co/RaDBgb1ZBX

— Fergenstein (@BiigRED_95) May 11, 2026

The White House just dropped a new “counterterrorism strategy” that quietly expanded the definition of terrorist by lumping cartels, ISIS, "left-wing extremists"… and "anarchists" into the same “threat” category.

The first page of text ends with the phrase:
“We Will Find You… pic.twitter.com/zv9aSlEIS7

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) May 10, 2026

You were lied to by the government-run “education” system.

So there’s no shame in starting from scratch.

The real disgrace, as Benjamin Franklin put it, is choosing to stay there.

“Being ignorant is not so much a Shame, as being unwilling to learn.” pic.twitter.com/0YAsMHk3FJ

— TenthAmendmentCenter (@TenthAmendment) May 11, 2026

Pastor Robert Jeffress: "It looks like President Trump has a better understanding of what the Bible teaches than the Pope" pic.twitter.com/TMSyTmdeTE

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 9, 2026

President Trump is frustrated because the Israelis sold him the pipe dream that arming the Kurds & other Iranian dissidents would quickly topple the Iranian regime, leading to a quick victory. This failed to happen because it was a plan based on wishful thinking not the realities… https://t.co/1C6rwBeBJ5

— Joe Kent (@joekent16jan19) May 11, 2026

🚨 HOLY CRAP. A FOREIGN PRIME MINISTER just told American media YOUR war isn't over, and casually floated sending YOUR sons into Iran to grab uranium.

NETANYAHU: "It's not over."

"You go in and you take it out."

REPORTER: With what? Special forces from Israel? From the United… pic.twitter.com/pcvTwJ80Xo

— Space Ape (@EatDaBugs) May 10, 2026

Netanyahu: "We were winning on seven battlefields – but completely exposed on the eighth front: social media. "

Translation: Our Genocide and war crimes are going great. Our PR is not. And Gen Z isn't buying what we're selling. pic.twitter.com/2apQhRgLAY

— Ounka (@OunkaOnX) May 11, 2026

In their own words they explain the 8th Front War. https://t.co/Qr8lSYHRWH

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) February 9, 2026

'WORK FROM HOME'

Indian PM Modi urges citizens to revive COVID-era habits due to fuel crisis https://t.co/tBvKDo4w34 pic.twitter.com/fwmosdjN9w

— RT (@RT_com) May 11, 2026

This is indefensible: Spraying glyphosate over wild lands is ecocide, and toxic to humans, of course. But there is one upside: It allows us to see the full corruption of our system, which pretends to be preoccupied with our health, even as it poisons the world behind our backs. https://t.co/AqgpqY8ex9

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) May 10, 2026

Hantavirus infects up to 100,000 people every year, yet suddenly a handful of cases on a cruise ship sparks a mass public health panic fanned by the WHO. We should be very suspicious as to why, says Dr David Bell. https://t.co/0lqF7IQUEI

— Toby Young (@toadmeister) May 11, 2026

Dr. Deborah Birx on the hantavirus cruise ship situation:

She recommends using modern PCR testing on every single passenger — both those still on the ship and those who already disembarked — to catch any exposure or early/asymptomatic infections.

Birx noted the virus has been… pic.twitter.com/ViDfglxoo6

— Camus (@newstart_2024) May 11, 2026

Odds of getting struck by lightning: 1 in 1.22 million.

Odds of dying from hantavirus: 1 in 34 million. https://t.co/UojSIIx8Fu

— Mary Talley Bowden MD (@MaryBowdenMD) May 11, 2026

BREAKING: Officials Pose For Pics With Hanta Victims

Amidst all of the hazmat suited workers — what a joke! pic.twitter.com/91vlCCIqzS

— DR JANE RUBY™️ (@RealDrJaneRuby) May 11, 2026

Hantavirus Remains Alive Just 2-3 Days Outside Rodents

Spread pattern inside HV Hondius suggests rodents are on board the ship for continued cases–was not tracked inside the boat on passengers shoes from site excursions. WHO blunder. Passengers locked down in cabins with… pic.twitter.com/kmFyUg1Nvp

— Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH® (@P_McCulloughMD) May 11, 2026

The Hantavirus cruise guy pleaded with people to get the Covid vaccine, remember?

I wonder if he’s pre-recorded something for the Hantavirus vaccine? pic.twitter.com/Bqk5w3Gl6t

— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) May 11, 2026

important hantavirus health advice. pic.twitter.com/g9kxXUViwR

— el gato malo (@boriquagato) May 11, 2026

How did someone on the most remote island in the world get Hantavirus?

That dog dont hunt https://t.co/5xwy6LLG8z

— Rick Barrett-The Armed Papist™️ ⛪️ 📻🔫 (@StradCath) May 11, 2026

🚨 Illinois Man Asks Why There Are So Many Ticks This Year: ‘What Is Going On??’

“I'm not a conspiracy theorist … but why are there so many ticks in Illinois this year? … I've never seen anything like this.” pic.twitter.com/Dx5YMuE1QD

— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) May 11, 2026

who wants to tell the morons that LSU is name the "tigers" bc the Louisiana Tigers is a nickname for those fighting for independence against the Union Army bc they fought 'so ferociously. Geaux Tigers https://t.co/OUDQROxyU5

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) May 11, 2026

Robert E. Lee’s “Definition of a Gentleman”

“The forbearing use of power does not only form a touchstone, but the manner in which an individual enjoys certain advantages over others is a test of a true gentleman.

The power which the strong have over the weak, the employer over… pic.twitter.com/BEpZYYm4gp

— Southern Accents (@AccentsSouthern) May 11, 2026

Today (May 10) is Confederate Memorial Day in South Carolina. We pause to honor the brave men who gave their lives in defense of their homes, families, and state. Their courage, sacrifice, and devotion to duty deserve to be remembered with respect and gratitude. pic.twitter.com/nMh0wd2BuD

— Manifest History (@ManifestHistory) May 10, 2026