2 minutes readClown Planet 8/7/2026: Men in The WNBA, Burrito Wars, Space X Crashes into Moon

Six-year-old Asher Harvey was born with a heart condition, but that limitation did not stop him from scoring his first touchdown in an NFL stadium after the Carolina Panthers signed him for a day. @DavidMuir reports on the moment Asher's dream came true. https://t.co/QzCTi776bC pic.twitter.com/ySktTRHcOe

— World News Tonight (@ABCWorldNews) August 5, 2026

When I took the job managing the Colorado Rockies, Keli McGregor pulled me aside.

He wasn't just our team President, he was a friend and mentor.

He looked me in the eye and said something that changed my approach forever:

"Clint, be managerial."

I didn't fully understand what… pic.twitter.com/MsH9jdqDfx

— Clint Hurdle (@ClintHurdle13) August 4, 2026

Why does Costco have Halloween out on August 1st? pic.twitter.com/9Bql5hx2bV

— Rip Wheeler (@WheelerRipWA) August 4, 2026

🚨HOLY SHIT: Trump suggests every American who is struggling to pay bills is LYING:

“Costs are coming way down. The food, the groceries, it's all coming down. I think we should be given an A+ on the economy.”

Republicans are going to be demolished in the midterms.… pic.twitter.com/b2DZ9cRrWc

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) August 5, 2026

Yes, let’s not arrest criminals but rather warn the innocent public that it’s inevitable! 🙄 pic.twitter.com/AVP2TVdHvj

— GINGERSKOL💜💛 (@GlowSurfing) August 6, 2026

A new review by the U.S. Government Accountability Office found the Department of Government Efficiency site's claim of $110 billion in taxpayer savings was vastly inflated and unreliable. https://t.co/SlQgGwelaR

— ABC News (@ABC) August 7, 2026

NEW: Starlink is preparing to launch a rival cellular service to challenge T-Mobile, Verizon, and AT&T. pic.twitter.com/xshAhLlqD3

— Valuetainment (@valuetainment) August 7, 2026

It’s over https://t.co/CZW1ELOxy1 pic.twitter.com/8w67CiS7uQ

— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) August 7, 2026

A Florida man faces an attempted murder charge after allegedly cutting off a teenage diver’s air supply during a fight over lobster during the state’s “lobster mini” season. pic.twitter.com/pAGw1jMMIE

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 7, 2026

The hero we all needed. pic.twitter.com/cqZYL3WF01

— 🏴‍☠️InTylerWeTrust🏴‍☠️🥃🤍 (@bourbonislife80) August 7, 2026

Flock will eventually get an innocent person killed

Police with guns drawn stop a driver along I-94. But it turns out they had the wrong person, all because of a mistake involving Flock cameras. pic.twitter.com/dzsKbFX0dx

— Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 7, 2026

Wow.

ALL flock cameras in Winona MN have been removed by patriots.

ALL OF THEM pic.twitter.com/cfzmgb7Moe

— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) August 5, 2026

Let's go Cyber Polygon!

"Hackers launched a wave of sophisticated attacks on Wall Street firms in recent days, targeting information systems at major money managers, according to people familiar with the matter." https://t.co/9vwxry6RTa

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) August 6, 2026

🚨 53 cities have replaced their Flock AI surveillance cameras with new hidden cameras made by Axon.

What is going on here?! 🧐 pic.twitter.com/DLQR8Occlu

— James Li (@5149jamesli) August 4, 2026

My God… this is horrific 💔

🚨 Sister Recounts Horrifying Moment her Brother Wept as he was being prepped to have his Organs Harvested

Donna Rhorer— “TJ was crying on the operating table, his eyes were tracking me and they told me it was just reflexes— then during the heart… https://t.co/4hNF3SlIdL pic.twitter.com/ZS5qj3wSjE

— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) August 5, 2026

If the federal courts take 92 years to strike down a wildly unconstitutional "law,"

it'll take about 3,654,787,223 more years to get back to the constitution. https://t.co/KOxy1gIPzg

— TenthAmendmentCenter (@TenthAmendment) August 6, 2026

Sen. Darline Graham on the Senate passing the Russia sanctions bill: "This legislation was deeply important to my brother, Lindsey, and I'm grateful that this bill has achieved such a wide coalition of support." pic.twitter.com/AL2yq9tQxj

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 7, 2026

Bessent is a socialist. Bailing out another country for the bad choices of the US federal government and the government of another country?

That's socialism at its worst. And collective punishment of the American people as well. https://t.co/xgVZ3ENV93

— TenthAmendmentCenter (@TenthAmendment) August 6, 2026

Here is Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signing the bill to legalize killing babies in abortions up to birth.

Democrats are literally applauding.

If you're celebrating the dismemberment and destruction innocent little babies you're evil. pic.twitter.com/Opyv5UDs1T

— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) August 6, 2026

BREAKING: The Trump administration refunds $100 billion in tariffs to major U.S. corporations and Howard Lutnick's firm Cantor Fitzgerald

The tariffs were mostly paid by average Americans through increased prices. https://t.co/Z88R1ePq9y pic.twitter.com/Q1zKL64zE0

— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) August 4, 2026

BREAKING 🚨: Housing Market

The largest mortgage lender in the United States, United Wholesale Mortgage, fell to an all-time low after suffering its largest drop in history 📉 📉 pic.twitter.com/fjMHBuQkti

— Barchart (@Barchart) August 7, 2026

BREAKING: Spain will begin passport and nationality checks on Italian passengers at midnight, retaliating against Italy’s restrictions on Spanish travelers following last week’s migrant influx in Ceuta. pic.twitter.com/7uG8RHZzXx

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 7, 2026

🚨Reminder that Tucker Carlson was one of the biggest FEARMONGERS in all of media during COVID.

He just castigated Anthony Fauci while conveniently skipping over his own role from Jan-Apr 2020, in helping pave the way for the COVID response. pic.twitter.com/WT6R9YOv1Z

— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) August 5, 2026

Are you sure about that?
I'm not sure Tucker's playing with a full deck.
This is allegedly Tucker's "10-point plan".
Look at #9. pic.twitter.com/83Lx5UJNxy

— Spirit of '76🇺🇸 (@Raylawlor9) August 6, 2026

Exactly. https://t.co/RTlhLmKfZz

— The Last American Vagabond (@TLAVagabond) August 7, 2026

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem attends the unveiling of a bronze statue honoring her tenure as governor of South Dakota. pic.twitter.com/koeg02j9yV

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 7, 2026

The problem with fixing $20 burritos is every actual solution will get you called heartless.

Eliminate minimum wage? Cruel.

Cut entitlements and national debt? You want to kill grandma.

Mass deportations? Racist.

Teach people to be frugal? Out of touch.

The only…

— Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) August 6, 2026

MS NOW: Are you regretting your vote right now?

TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time. pic.twitter.com/ctpgCYFFCH

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 7, 2026

CRUSADERS are outside of the ISLAMIC CENTER of NASHVILLE Mosque today…

& we’re handing out PULLED PORK sandwiches!!!!🐷☪️🕌 pic.twitter.com/GMvoo5SxPh

— Jake Lang – January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 (@JakeLang) August 7, 2026

Mackinac and northern Michigan represent an America that is on the brink of extinction: not much 'diversity,' mostly Europeans, and a distinct Christian ethos.

Jesuit missionaries and the great Bishop Baraga preached the faith in this region for centuries.

El-Sayed hates it of… https://t.co/HEFf5Wxifn

— Stephen Kokx (@StephenKokx) August 7, 2026

Democrat nominee for Michigan Senate Abdul El-Sayed: “inshallah”

We are so f***ed if this Muslim wins pic.twitter.com/TrC9FHZXlY

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026

Make this go viral. pic.twitter.com/UGXmPiYRSk

— James Li (@5149jamesli) August 4, 2026

🚨WOW!!!

Hundreds of North Carolinians have STORMED a town council meeting to protest a proposed 5,000 square foot mosque in Mooresville NC that they were NOT told about.

Multiple women got up to say that Islam was, "an evil ideology" and "I personally say NO to Sharia Law." pic.twitter.com/GiLYUstBkI

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 4, 2026

Today, I’ve made one of the biggest decisions of my life. I'm stepping down as CEO of MyPillow so I can devote 100% of my time and energy to my campaign for Governor of Minnesota.

Minnesota deserves my full attention, and that's exactly what I'm giving it. I'm all in, and I… pic.twitter.com/bqC10IWkSz

— Mike Lindell (@realMikeLindell) August 4, 2026

⚠️ At least 2 Florida sheriff's offices have quietly bought Meta smart glasses for officers in the past year.

-Broward County Sheriff
-Okeechobee County Sheriff

When asked how officers are using them, a sheriff’s office spokesperson declined to answer.

Nothing to see here. 👓 pic.twitter.com/jfLD53UkfG

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) August 7, 2026

You only say this sort of silly thing when you know that you'll never have to make good on it https://t.co/B3HFMSozmB

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 7, 2026

Minneapolis news anchor tees off on me for putting $10 million on the line in high school boys vs WNBA champs wager. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/nhJPwKJVwb

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 4, 2026

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have… pic.twitter.com/msncUZUT1J

— Enes Kanter FREEDOM (@EnesFreedom) August 7, 2026

ANOTHER former NBA player, Royce White, has declared for the WNBA draft:

"I'm transgender. I'm a woman, so I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in 2027 as well.” pic.twitter.com/1IHUMlgoU2 https://t.co/FycCstLfFf

— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 8, 2026

Healthcare executive Stephanie Duluc, 37, is suing the Yankees for $10 million, claiming an errant bat caused permanent injuries that left her unable to work, though the team could be protected by longstanding liability rules for fan injuries. pic.twitter.com/m3FjlDDkbw

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 7, 2026

Let’s see her churn 2 pic.twitter.com/u6NF1CafMn

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 7, 2026

Jefry Yan celebrates his first MLB strikeoutpic.twitter.com/lQUXhZlKWr

— Underdog MLB (@UnderdogMLB) August 6, 2026