2 minutes readClown Planet 9/2/2026: Clancy Trial Update, NYC Bans AI in Schools, Trump’s Pre Crime Plans

🚨WOW!!!

A Bronx pizzeria owner saw a woman eating out of his GARBAGE.

He walked outside, took her by the hand, led her in, and pulled a hot slice straight from the oven for her.

She sat down and cried. He said: "Don't cry. Eat. I don't want you eating out of a garbage." ❤️… pic.twitter.com/TJT5qW4zYH

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) September 1, 2026

Just what everyone wanted to hear from the Vice President. pic.twitter.com/NO2RdB8Vha

— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) September 2, 2026

A Virginia mom has received a 6-month suspended jail sentence for letting her 5-year-old walk to the pond in their gated community. https://t.co/5jzrssyzHO

— reason (@reason) September 2, 2026

Ethiopian Airlines Flight ETH575, a Boeing 787, has reported a dual autopilot failure and is currently dumping fuel over Lake Michigan before returning to Chicago O’Hare. https://t.co/H2DOWRJGAi

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 2, 2026

Meet Olivia Hill. He’s a man pretending to be a woman.

He was just elected as the first transgender president pro tempore for the Nashville Metro Council.

We have mentally ill men running our cities 🤡 pic.twitter.com/eeCGX9AK8A

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 2, 2026

Susan Collins, 30 years ago: “I’ve pledged that if I’m elected I will only serve two terms. 12 years is long enough to be in public service.” https://t.co/B4kPiMiyet pic.twitter.com/UU471IHnxf

— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) September 2, 2026

Americans already have less paid holidays than most other nations, but to be fair, working until you die is the prime reason you are given for your existence here. https://t.co/6LvleGoXXN pic.twitter.com/lKFtoR1NJz

— Truthstream Media (@truthstreamnews) September 2, 2026

This woman should be given the presidential medal of freedom from President Trump

A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly pretending to work at Costco in Tampa and turning the sample station into an impromptu “happy hour” for shoppers.

Authorities say 32-year-old Brianna… pic.twitter.com/MGwxXqSosQ

— W.A.R. Jr (@EdwardAnthony63) September 2, 2026

BREAKING: House Democrats blocked a proposed constitutional amendment to keep the Supreme Court at nine justices, with the measure failing in a 212-206 vote. pic.twitter.com/QAbO9hPG84

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 2, 2026

Lindsey Clancy was placed on a psychiatric drug with no FDA approval for postpartum depression. Within 48 hours, she hadn't slept at all. Doctors abruptly stopped the drug, itself a dangerous move, then added a benzodiazepine and Benadryl on top of it.

Nobody had tested whether… pic.twitter.com/Hk77jKtWAm

— The HighWire (@HighWireTalk) September 2, 2026

JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

— Polymarket (@Polymarket) September 2, 2026

🚨 UPDATE: A MOTHER JUST K*LLED HER 2-YEAR-OLD CHILD IN ILLINOIS, then tried to harm herself

No freaking way. Is this a Lindsay Clancy copycat?

The child's mother was found "trying to hurt herself," and had no life-threatening injuries

Is she going to pull the Clancy defense… pic.twitter.com/1LgxTgT0uZ

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 2, 2026

Lindsay Clancy courtroom reporter: It appears 2 younger women on the jury are the holdouts defending Clancy. pic.twitter.com/DUqOXSc2d7

— Wall Street Mav (@WallStreetMav) September 1, 2026

The current insurance situation in America is NOT sustainable.

Family of 5 paying $2,700/month and still has sky high deductibles etc.

I’m now sure how to fix this issue, but something has to be done. https://t.co/yomMne2lRC pic.twitter.com/I3T1Ro1vfL

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) September 2, 2026

Whitney Webb just said the quiet part out loud.

Flock cameras are only one part of a “constellation” of surveillance tech.

“They can really spy on you … now from space.”

“You can’t cut those down.”

“This is getting extremely dire.”

“The surveillance state has expanded so… pic.twitter.com/w5yWKc7QSN

— Holden Culotta (@Holden_Culotta) September 2, 2026

⚠️WARNING: Congress will vote on NDAA after September 14

This is a full access takeover of US bleeding edge technology by Israel who has a long track record of committing espionage.

Section 219 of the NDAA establishes a US-Israel Defense Technology Cooperation Initiative,… pic.twitter.com/6V9LFmsowH

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 2, 2026

Lutnick: Data centers don't use water. This is propaganda by our adversaries to try to slow us down.

Lutnick last year: These AI things suck water. They need water. pic.twitter.com/CRHkBQ9rka

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 2, 2026

Fox News just admitted that Trump's economy has lost on average 27,000 jobs a month.

That had to taste like vingar to admit. pic.twitter.com/9HBGoRre2M

— ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 (@ImBreckWorsham) September 2, 2026

Wyoming First.
America Always.
Israel Forever.

America First does not mean America alone. We stand with our greatest ally 🇺🇸🫡#WyomingFirst #IsraelForever #Rasner #Trump #MAGA

— Reid W. Rasner (@Rasner4WY) September 1, 2026

Antisemitism is an attack on capitalism — GOP Ohio gov nominee Ramaswamy tells Republican Jewish Coalition pic.twitter.com/sG0z8NS1co

— RT (@RT_com) September 2, 2026

This morning, police removed me from the Miami-Dade County Commission meeting for criticizing Israel. pic.twitter.com/Nw57iAHDX6

— James Fishback (@j_fishback) September 1, 2026

Nancy Mace got dragged by the whole panel for over 3 minutes. pic.twitter.com/JKbQnyhxRi

— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) September 1, 2026

'How serious are you about renaming the Strait of Hormuz the Trump Strait?'

Trump smiles: 'I was just throwing it out there' pic.twitter.com/gjDtVIIHod

— RT Intl (@RT_on_X) September 2, 2026

You chose the side committing genocide. https://t.co/axkbJuQke1 pic.twitter.com/LM3hPrcuzH

— Assal Rad (@AssalRad) September 1, 2026

Nobody cares about your tattoos, @RepNancyMace.
Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, and you can’t say it because AIPAC owns you. pic.twitter.com/50LPsibiDr

— Carrie Prejean Boller (@CarriePrejean1) September 2, 2026

❗️ Washington wants IRAN WAR to go 'QUIET' until MIDTERMS…

…but strikes MAY INTENSIFY after November — 'Anonymous sources' to Reuters

WH officials want to KEEP WAR CONTAINED before the election — while US MUNITIONS RUN LOW pic.twitter.com/YIvRLvChJT

— RT (@RT_com) September 2, 2026

This you? https://t.co/xnBCmqRVye pic.twitter.com/vUIQj05PcG

— AIPAC Tracker (@TrackAIPAC) September 1, 2026

Tiger should be able to drive a golf cart on the golf course. https://t.co/jKzN3J3EPz

— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) September 2, 2026

Nick Saban commercial promoting the passing of the Protect College Sports Act has been released https://t.co/RKh2oSmNZt pic.twitter.com/8UPWqnmlvu

— Pete Nakos (@PeteNakos) September 2, 2026

This is University of Colorado player Bo Hughley

Instead of his name, he has his Instagram handle on the back of his jersey

College football is officially a joke pic.twitter.com/XonwnHFIir

— Vision4theBlind (@Vision4theBlind) September 2, 2026

Cowboys vs Redskins rivalry lives on! https://t.co/3U3HJf6TBg

— AJ (@aj_2869) September 2, 2026

Back in January 2023, Peyton Hillis took his kids to the beach in Pensacola, Florida.

There had been a bad storm the night before. It was windy that morning but the sun was out, and he didn't think much of it.

Later that morning, his mother started screaming.

"I looked at her… pic.twitter.com/mzVxSltsF1

— the Sports ON Tap (@thesportsontap) September 2, 2026

🚨 TRENDING: The Patriots reportedly used a clever trick at Gillette Stadium to potentially throw off opposing kickers.

On opponent FGs, the video board showed a reverse camera angle that created an offset second set of yellow uprights behind the real goalposts, potentially… pic.twitter.com/2WYMa5LpSU

— Polymarket Football (@PolymarketBlitz) September 2, 2026