Clown Planet 9/16/2026: Oil Problems, Kash Patel Defends Bestiality? Congress Went on Vacation

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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: BOOTS ON THE GROUND

Everybody wants war until the doorbell rings. pic.twitter.com/akdDKKTWDU
— Forbidden HQ 🐇 (@WearForbidden) September 16, 2026

Seven properties, a Mercedes G-Wagon, sneakers worn by Kobe Bryant and a Mickey Mantle rookie card worth $1.5 million. All of these things were bought with taxpayer money.

Paul Randall pleaded guilty in one of the largest Medicaid fraud schemes in the California history –… pic.twitter.com/wOiq0o0DkE
— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 1, 2026

JUST IN: Vatican publishes document marking 60yrs of Nostra Aetate

Urges renewed ecumenical efforts to build “a fraternal society capable of accepting differences.”

Adds that “To achieve this goal, a genuine shift in mindset is necessary: abandoning the logic of defensiveness,… pic.twitter.com/28BncuZBTE
— Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 (@MLJHaynes) September 16, 2026

Pope Leo Condemns Abortion and Euthanasia as Acts “Against Life Itself”

yes give it to us for more wars, higher gas, and deal with our craziness.

Both of them should be treated like diapers on a baby and thrown out for the same reasons.

Declare independence from the Federal Empire https://t.co/ThjVMaCQQi
— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 16, 2026

Butler County man accused of planning terrorist attack in support of ISIS appears in federal court https://t.co/zQE4pyRozp pic.twitter.com/oxKJzjt2KI
— WPXI (@WPXI) September 16, 2026

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson says tomorrow’s House votes are canceled, and lawmakers will likely leave after tonight’s votes for a recess lasting until after the November midterms.

VIA: @BillMelugin_ pic.twitter.com/ybQyfQbMyl
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 16, 2026

Trump: Nobody knows there's a B in dumb. They think it's DUM pic.twitter.com/IxPZ2WXIP5
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 16, 2026

BREAKING: President Trump confirms reports that Iran has activated sleeper cells in the United States
— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) September 16, 2026

🚨 WATCH

James Talarico says his “favorite drag queen” is Alyssa Edwards — who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children." pic.twitter.com/u5HNKh4CQt
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 14, 2026

‘Rogue AI’ is Covid.2.0

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/mysterious-illness-striking-young-workers-south

Kennedy is the saving grace of this administration. https://t.co/olTmO04UxJ
— Robert Barnes (@barnes_law) September 16, 2026

Because surrogacy is allowed, because IVF is allowed.
Soon you will get it.
Ban IVF completely. https://t.co/3ENoEyTyVZ
— Leila✥Marie✥Lawlerن (@_Leila) September 16, 2026

‘DEMOCRATS gave us DARK AGE of AMERICA…

…WE turned it into the GOLD AGE of AMERICA’ — Pres Trump pic.twitter.com/GO2p7LwCeT
— RT (@RT_com) September 17, 2026

BREAKING: The DOJ has made MULTIPLE arrests this morning after MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars meant for homelessness in California were STOLEN

And ended up being used to fund a HIGH END NIGHTCLUB near LA

"The taxpayers did NOT sign up to fund this nightclub."

Per DOJ, the owner… pic.twitter.com/wSI1iSVLzZ
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) September 16, 2026

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/business/economy/federal-reserve-interest-rates-warsh.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BlE.qCiN.tcrLimB-3oxf&smid=url-share

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mother-charged-murdering-children-she-said-she-was-protecting-abuse-n1264808

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/fed-rate-decision-september-2026.html

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/economists-late-stage-ai-bubble-federal-reserve-inflation

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/business/saudi-pipeline-houthi-attacks.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BlE.UFVm.nKlR_yVu9KTc&smid=url-share

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-houthi-fighter-jet-mecca-drone.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BlE.q7oR.Z_C2uRj-UrXO&smid=url-share

Drive less you stupid panican. https://t.co/wUKCqTk93d
— Owen Shroyer (@OwenShroyer1776) September 16, 2026

‘Sitting ducks’: Military families live in fear as U.S. troops face undisclosed missile attacks

The State Department’s official legal rationale for the Iran war is that the U.S. is in the conflict “at the request of and in the collective self-defense of its Israeli ally” https://t.co/deuzu3ygRi pic.twitter.com/HnaSpH59HP
— Dave DeCamp (@DecampDave) September 16, 2026

BREAKING: Trump made a deal with Yemen’s Houthis in a secret meeting, promising not to strike seized Houthi-held territory or support Saudi Arabia and Saudi-backed forces in any form, in exchange for keeping the Bab el-Mandeb open to shipping, except to Saudi vessels, per…
— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) September 16, 2026

🚨 OMG. A MASSIVE India H-1B visa fraud ring has just been busted…nearly 90% PERCENT of India's visa applications contain FRAUDULENT INFORMATION

100,000 THOUSAND counterfeit certificates have been seized 🤯

"Law enforcement in India claim it has uncovered a network of… pic.twitter.com/977hVrtAlQ
— War Correspondent (@warDaniel47) September 15, 2026

Diesel is now trading at over $200 a barrel.

Christmas is now officially cancelled. pic.twitter.com/N9KmBZxDAG
— ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 (@ImBreckWorsham) September 16, 2026

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/oil-prices-treasury-yields-consumers-iran.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/world/europe/eu-canada-associate-member.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BlE.lxBa.rudlV0GF6KUD&smid=url-share

"The European Union is an evil entity, a very dangerous entity. It's very communistic, and it's actually destroying the nations in Europe. Some of the countries are now at the brink of a civil war.

They need to find an external enemy. And they know that the population can be… pic.twitter.com/CGRopuczS2
— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) September 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Palantir Co-Founder @JTLonsdale says there is a “COORDINATED CAMPAIGN” to SCARE AMERICANS about A.I. 🚨

“These guys don’t believe in God. They’re ATHEISTS, but they’ve created something they believe is God.”

“This is their Messiah, and this is their END OF THE… pic.twitter.com/UlMFxzFsWX
— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) September 16, 2026

https://www.thetimes.com/world/asia/article/singapore-pay-read-book-campaign-0cqgzl95n

FBI Director Kash Patel's decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect victims of sex trafficking. https://t.co/G8LXZaDkMX pic.twitter.com/myOV4vooEv
— CNN (@CNN) September 15, 2026

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving." pic.twitter.com/tXI4t9Kr85
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 15, 2026

"Fido, I have to – but you?" https://t.co/lP9R1buOly
— Edward Feser (@FeserEdward) September 16, 2026

https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/cybercabs-circuitous-routes

The Biden administration banned the manufacture of most traditional incandescent light bulbs in 2022.

My LIT Act brings them back.

Should the government be able to pick and choose which household products you’re allowed to buy?

Would you like to buy a traditional light bulb? pic.twitter.com/WY0cb6te0S
— Mike Lee (@SenMikeLee) September 16, 2026

https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2026/09/16/soaring-beef-prices-have-put-burgers-out-reach-some-americans

BREAKING and EXCLUSIVE: Man arrested after threatening to kill Ben Shapiro. More details here. https://t.co/HFOq3TrVat I spoke with Ben Shapiro this month regarding concerns for his safety. Watch this exclusive clip from my upcoming interview with him that drops tomorrow on the… pic.twitter.com/z9jNUfPmxp
— David Brody (@DBrodyReports) September 15, 2026

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/vulnerable-gop-iowa-incumbents-break-with-trump-on-iran-war-8171e049

Massie: We’re in the majority. Why are we whining about The Save Act? We won the elections. Why are we saying the elections were stolen if we won them all? pic.twitter.com/sab4GGViw3
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 16, 2026

He is going out with a bang. Scorched earth. pic.twitter.com/nXCWsfza5W https://t.co/Pb2Mujv1VT
— Staff Sergeant Gonell, Aquilino (@SergeantAqGo) September 16, 2026

https://www.washingtonsun.com/congress/house-republican-meeting-turns-into-shouting-match-speaker-johnson-andy-harris

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/english-village-votes-secede-uk-114833241.html

But. But. BUt, Texas vs White! It is ILLEGAL to secede! Lincoln said so! So did George III! The feudal system of Christendom is slowly reclaiming what it has lost. @jebsmith764 https://t.co/4x3U8hGl49
— Mike "The KingDude" Church, Talk Radio & TV Host (@TheKingDude) September 16, 2026

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/scandals-facing-buddhist-monks–37668279

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/sep/16/us-protest-clowns

https://nypost.com/2026/09/16/sports/nfl-fines-texans-azeez-al-shaair-pro-palestine-eye-black

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7600181/2026/09/16/joe-buck-espn-nfl-monday-night-football/?unlocked_article_code=1.BlE.jO_L.3vSEtjn9X2Yp&source=athletic_user_shared_gift_article_copylink&smid=url-share-ta

https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/16/travis-kelce-victim-ponzi-scheme

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this pic.twitter.com/wIm7vsRqRE
— G-Block 🅱️aby (@Gxtso_) September 15, 2026

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Texas QB Arch Manning is facing immense criticism after laughing about the viral AI video of HC Steve Sarkisian hitting female ESPN reporter Holly Rowe.

Fans are calling this "unacceptable behavior" from the team's star quarterback.

😳😳😳 pic.twitter.com/3Jxaalmfa8
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 15, 2026