2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 9/18/2026: Trump’s Greenland North American Technate, Running Out of Oil, & More

🚨 BREAKING:

Paula White, White House spiritual advisor: "Christians should tithe 10% of their gross income to Israel to honor God and the tithe." pic.twitter.com/PpxeePUpai

— GBC (@GBC_Press) September 17, 2026

This is not AI, it’s real. She’s spent hundreds of millions to influence elections in America for the benefit of Israel. And it worked… we’re fighting the war in Iran for them and propping up Netanyahu, while turning a blind eye to the atrocities in Gaza. pic.twitter.com/KRSq3C3pj9

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) September 14, 2026

Joe Petraro-Hyppolite, a 13-year-old New Yorker with an IQ of 168, has been accepted into an NYU master’s program starting in 2027. pic.twitter.com/ZkkzeSxtVP

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 18, 2026

Bingo. https://t.co/Q4glx1wyWa

— VΩX (@VoxExVeritas) September 14, 2026

Derrick's been on this story since 2022. I often wonder what it is about The Last American Vagabond that causes so many to pretend we don't exist. If you search this topic, TLAV is the first non-MSM source you'll find. Here's Derrick's 9 part investigation https://t.co/cFOCiZCNeX https://t.co/44LzwMlpef

— The Last American Vagabond (@TLAVagabond) September 17, 2026

At a rally in North Carolina, Trump claimed the state was "one of the most violent." Earlier that day, the White House reported crime was down in the state, attributing that drop to the Trump administration.

More on this: https://t.co/NOLsaNNDzi pic.twitter.com/kJqu5kc31U

— WBTV News (@WBTV_News) September 17, 2026

This is possibly the blackest thing that has ever happened in history https://t.co/01UKJarJQg

— Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) September 18, 2026

If I ever see mustard on watermelon I’m getting up and leaving wherever I am.

No words, no looks, no emotion. Just getting up and walking out pic.twitter.com/IIT8w75y51

— The Appalachian Podcast (@GetOnTap) September 18, 2026

Trump’s Golden Age? Here’s Don Jr doing a puja at the feet of Lord Ganesh while in India. Explains the endless “cultural enrichment” flowing into America. https://t.co/2K162cN8bX pic.twitter.com/11HRgQUaFe

— 𝘿𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙍.𝙈𝙀💥 (@DeplorableATX) September 18, 2026

BELGIUM 🇧🇪

Controversy has erupted after an Islamic prayer was included in the opening Mass at the Catholic University in Leuven pic.twitter.com/Xa5LpMeXQP

— Catholic Arena (@CatholicArena) September 18, 2026

🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after White inmate in a South Carolina jail run by a Black man just DIED OF THIRST on the floor of his cell… covered INCHES-DEEP IN FECES, with the water to his sink SHUT OFF.

He drank out of his OWN TOILET to stay alive.

He wrote letters to… pic.twitter.com/uVQNFrjhLN

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) September 18, 2026

Illinois mother Corie Walsh is accused of strangling her 2-year-old son Barrett and hanging him from a basement rafter. She told police he was the “devil” and “anti-Christ.” Her husband is standing by her despite prosecutors saying she also plotted to poison him.

Her defense… pic.twitter.com/FOJBPMk5iH

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 17, 2026

Yikes. 😬

For those who don’t understand what is going on…

This is more or less Noahidism being forced on Texas children. https://t.co/LZgM0dSEcM pic.twitter.com/xVKi6HUVJm

— The Patriot Voice (@TPV_John) September 18, 2026

Big win last night in South Carolina!

Oconee County just became the first county in the state to BAN mass surveillance systems like Flock cameras.

Special thanks to Council member @MattdurhamOC, who led the fight to make it happen! pic.twitter.com/eDG7xJSqnq

— Liberty Action (@LibertyAction25) September 16, 2026

It does seem fair to say that Trump is among the most corrupt world leaders since the industrial age began. One of the bullets in Nixon’s impeachment was about a corporate campaign contribution that was less than half a million. Trump and his family have personally looted… https://t.co/M0G62UeAWC

— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) September 17, 2026

Donald Trump made nearly 29,000 securities trades in 17 months — more than every member of Congress combined. The stock-purchasing ban he’s pushing would leave him exempt https://t.co/3EJl5y8Cj4

— Bloomberg (@business) September 15, 2026

MAJORITY OF AMERICANS HATE ISRAEL

Meanwhile, the bought shit bags in Congress want to merge Israel into our military and its industrial base.

Tell your senators to VOTE NO to NDAA section 1217! ☎️ 202-224-3122 https://t.co/Ob4LBm0gy3 pic.twitter.com/3wqwvk2vLP

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 18, 2026

Yo whatever animal they got him on camera fucking.. it's gotta be insane https://t.co/Px05SS12NI

— Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 (@AlwaysFlacko) September 18, 2026

Pay attention to your Czar, subjects. https://t.co/Xri4bBh4yn

— TenthAmendmentCenter (@TenthAmendment) September 19, 2026

when did the chicken come into play? https://t.co/AhjvQf1oGu

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 18, 2026

'We tell God that this chicken should be in our stead'

Ultra-Orthodox Jews prepare for Yom Kippur with Kaparot ritual

They believe the ritual transfers one’s sins from the past year into the chicken pic.twitter.com/fv8QCVDx3Z

— RT (@RT_com) September 18, 2026

The AshkeNAZI are celebrating the 2-year anniversary of BLOWING UP HUMANS.

Let that sync in…murder is an accomplishment in Israel. https://t.co/gVU0bTwzls

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 18, 2026

ISRAEL has taken over iPhone.

New iPhones will have an Israeli chip inside of them, the CX1 and all of your wireless data will pass through them. pic.twitter.com/eo59iqFbiG

— Appalachian Signal (@USATrackAIPAC) September 16, 2026

Brooke Rollins on skyrocketing beef prices: "$6.50 for a pound of ground beef isn't that bad" pic.twitter.com/nqLyh2WOVp

— FactPost (@factpostnews) September 17, 2026

TRUMP: Most people, if they had vote on lower gas prices or letting Iran have nuclear weapon, I'd be willing to vote that it would be massive landslide

People don't want to have Iran have nuclear weapon pic.twitter.com/pZX8vuqlny

— RT (@RT_com) September 18, 2026

BREAKING: Exxon Mobil has shut down one of the largest diesel refineries in the Midwest, which produces ~11 million gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel per day, due to outage issues.

This comes as diesel prices have already surged nearly 90% this year and the US has entered peak…

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) September 18, 2026

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US airlines have started cancelling flights due to high fuel costs, per Reuters

American Airlines, United Airlines and Southwest Airlines are now cancelling certain flights

They are scaling back flight capacity and adjusting schedules due to the sharp surge in fuel… pic.twitter.com/owHRZpmGTh

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) September 18, 2026

https://t.co/O2TQ99lMXn pic.twitter.com/qpaFaTs67f

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) September 17, 2026

Texas used $4,487,500 of tax-payer money to purchase four Chevy Tahoes that are outfitted with Israeli surveillance tech.

The FalcoNet equipment acts as a cell tower simulator (similar to a Stingray), which forces nearby cell phones to connect to it automatically. This allows… pic.twitter.com/B4kgvMbzxY

— Axiomatic Enemy of the State (@DeTocqueville14) July 16, 2026

BREAKING: The US "almost started a war" against China, nearly launching an operation against a Chinese ship in the Middle East this spring, in the midst of the Iran war, after an AI-generated intelligence report falsely identified the vessel as carrying nuclear weapons…

— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) September 18, 2026

Think about how insane this is:

Secret Border Patrol units are analyzing Americans’ bank & payment data, tagging people as “suspicious,” then directing police to pull them over, with no specific evidence they committed a crime.

Just another day in the surveillance state. pic.twitter.com/wqGRqHTz22

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) September 17, 2026

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump announces complete and permanent American security control over Greenland, and excludes any adversary from Greenland and the surrounding region. pic.twitter.com/MVuT4yAfG5

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 18, 2026

so this is going to the Senate for "advice and consent?"

As first chief justice John Jay put it, "deals" with foreign countries are treaties.

"gentlemen would do well to reflect that a treaty is only another name for a bargain"

and no American president has that unilateral… https://t.co/naAVqqPKPW

— TenthAmendmentCenter (@TenthAmendment) September 19, 2026

A.i., data centers, Flock, & the coming tech that we don’t know about yet, that will remove all privacy from our lives info indefinitely

And the powers that be will continue using the Red vs Blue schematic to usher in a dystopian future#anxietyhour #ai #flock #datacenter https://t.co/OMA0MXh4Aq

— Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghost (@LewMan90) September 2, 2026

Piker is stating a FACT. pic.twitter.com/pLzsmbmPyO

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 18, 2026

6 UFOs CRUISE SIDE-BY-SIDE before REFORMING into TWO TRIANGLES at 480 MILES PER HOUR — Pentagon files https://t.co/MIxHUTVUFg pic.twitter.com/YvcqqAFfe0

— RT (@RT_com) September 18, 2026

BREAKING: The White House just released UFO footage from 1952 pic.twitter.com/CytcmOT03V

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) September 18, 2026

Pack your sh*t up and become a plumber 💯 pic.twitter.com/PVSBFh29nV

— Nobody (@TB1Kinobe) September 18, 2026

At age 52, Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star game against the best high school girls in Japan. https://t.co/998J5c4U2E

— The Seattle Times (@seattletimes) September 17, 2026

Ichiro threw a 127 pitch shutout at 52 years old against women pic.twitter.com/uUSbLrt62t

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) September 18, 2026

UTSA’s QB is the first player to create a highlight then be put on one in the same play💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/nWwyM6rxzz

— Football 🏈 (@TheFBReels) September 16, 2026

Mark Wahlberg is developing a movie about Pete Rose. He has a script, he's talking to filmmakers, and he's aiming to start production in early 2027.

And when he talked about the project, he said the quiet part out loud.

"He should have been in the Hall of Fame. A thousand… pic.twitter.com/lUf3oRGxxS

— the Sports ON Tap (@thesportsontap) September 16, 2026

Ichiro Suzuki is 52 years old.

He last played in the Majors in 2019. He's already in the Hall of Fame. He has nothing left to prove to anyone on a baseball field.

On Sunday at the Tokyo Dome, he threw a complete game shutout.

127 pitches. 17 strikeouts. Zero runs.

Here's what… pic.twitter.com/OFGQnj19yS

— the Sports ON Tap (@thesportsontap) September 16, 2026