Clown Planet 8/12/2026: LA Lakers Sold Again, Karoline Leavitt Resigning, Full Eclipse in Spain

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So relatable. pic.twitter.com/FWJuJFhYcQ
— Growing Up Retro (@GrowingUpRetro) August 11, 2026

Spain just went dark in the middle of the day.

Total solar eclipse. Absolutely unreal. 🌑🇪🇸

Tarragona, Spain 🇪🇸 pic.twitter.com/5jSn5LChmP
— Dylan K (@MightyDylanK) August 12, 2026

https://www.aol.com/articles/eclipse-craze-grips-spain-iceland-060004000.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJ1ZGdlcmVwb3J0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFXTLJaU0xzM0Uf-SuT5kYYyB6llP5w4ouiCW7FLPXxeUxeWITDHAZ9WWQfrfutw4_60ikm9sBAq-M9dEuLePhfpQBJenXyZaY_5H495cu-4hi7nEdtdbOtFrXGBXClWf5zfH_AYP1XIVVwEiSVXDlZiG6THnF4bBdC7G8VVITUv

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: pic.twitter.com/M4ftBXyJVX
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 12, 2026

https://www.ewtnnews.com/vatican/pope-leo-xiv-attendance-at-sunday-mass-cannot-be-replaced-by-virtual-participation

Carowinds Six Flags Park in North Carolina is hosting a “Muslims Family Day”

When is your Christian day @Carowinds? pic.twitter.com/xk9muCaw0h
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 11, 2026

PREVIEW MCS 2422 Where is the Catholic Leadership in Massachusetts?

A Step Towards Justice in Education

A federal judge ruled that two Virginia schools – Stonewall Jackson High School and Ashby-Lee Elementary – must change their names due to their ties to Confederate history. Judge Michael Urbanski found that restoring those names violated the… pic.twitter.com/x65fj0CpWi
— BMB Empower Network (@Bmbempower) August 12, 2026

https://www.wmra.org/2026-08-07/federal-judge-rules-in-favor-of-shenandoah-county-students-over-confederate-school-names

https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/trump-picks-blonde-aide-over-37543544

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-throws-secret-service-under-the-bus-claims-he-was-put-on-plane-that-was-at-greater-risk-of-being-attacked

BREAKING: Karoline Leavitt calls her decision to depart her role as White House press secretary “bittersweet” as she prioritizes raising her 2 young children.

“The truth is since returning to the White House after the birth of my daughter, I have felt in my heart that I cannot… pic.twitter.com/aV2y9y8yyl
— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 12, 2026

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/16830578

Just a massive, totally random coincidence:
– Mark Walter (the new Lakers owner) gets hit with an SEC investigation
– 3 weeks ago, he visits the White House and gifts Trump a championship ring
– Now, his marquee NBA franchise is magically being sold to a member of Trump’s family pic.twitter.com/AIvxXoYEgx
— James Li (@5149jamesli) August 12, 2026

🚨NEW: Fox News' John Roberts says he developed pericarditis after his third COVID shot and that it worsened after his fourth shot.pic.twitter.com/fT3AsjCJuG
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) August 12, 2026

Manhattan rents reach all-time high of $6,655/month amid Mamdani's rent freeze and pied-a-terre tax threat https://t.co/QKGZsQ4BSE pic.twitter.com/d9pcyIm082
— New York Post (@nypost) August 12, 2026

https://archive.is/Eb9t5

Manic Mike Lindell is ranting and raving that he won’t concede. pic.twitter.com/A67RewLDa3
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 12, 2026

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/menopause-norah-odonnell-dr-rachel-rubin-healthful

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/why-did-you-cheat-on-your-wife-ken-paxton-hit-with-brutal-town-hall-question

BREAKING: Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the arrests of 11 people accused of running one of the largest marriage fraud schemes ever prosecuted in the U.S., involving more than 1,000 sham marriages over nearly a decade.

Prosecutors say the multimillion-dollar operation… pic.twitter.com/uHhW0pHIcw
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 12, 2026

https://nypost.com/2026/08/12/media/paramounts-david-ellison-weighs-moving-cbs-news-out-of-nyc-in-battle-with-ags-rob-bonta-letitia-james-sources

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts — TMZ pic.twitter.com/ldfekjsTjy
— NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) August 11, 2026

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/us/elections/wisconsin-governor-democratic-primary-hong-crowley.html?unlocked_article_code=1.41A.PwJA.qHV90M8ELbou&smid=url-share

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ar-AA29V7DM

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/aug/12/men-not-work-social-instability-looms-men-shun-labor-force-analysts

Im dead. Cater Force One

Iranian Lego music video on Trump’s G7 plane swap 😂 pic.twitter.com/5s5hUYApNj
— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) August 12, 2026

https://t.co/eopfXMoK8t pic.twitter.com/nwmIgJm7DR
— Jessica Nutt (@JessicaNutt96) August 11, 2026

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/trump-white-house-karoline-leavitt-resigning-.html

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/08/12/ice-agents-electric-shock-gloves

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Oil is lower than it was during the Biden Administration and I stopped [Iran] from having a nuclear weapon — because if I didn't do what I did, they would right now have a nuclear weapon, and you would be addressing them as 'Sir.'" pic.twitter.com/40MxD2TU8s
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 11, 2026

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/11/multiple-uss-abraham-lincoln-sailors-have-tried-to-go-overboard-amid-extended-deployment-families-say

"We totally control the Strait of Hormuz."

Is President Trump Living In A Different Reality? pic.twitter.com/neCg8vdZaL
— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) August 12, 2026

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna592238

https://www.msn.com/en-us/science/general/ar-AA29Sd8u

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2026/08/12/3-minutes-vigorous-activity-may-cut-risk-13-cancers-study-finds

https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-16045565/scientists-discover-blind-demon-cavefish-alabama.html

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16048297/mckenna-west-surrogate-abortion-texas-baby-born.html

Royce White after CNN canceled an interview with him:

“They’re not giving black women a voice.” pic.twitter.com/0bAJEOSIda
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 11, 2026

"In 2015, Jones announced his support of the Confederate battle flag, which can be seen on the exterior top of The Dukes of Hazzard signature car, the General Lee."

Rest in Peace, brave man pic.twitter.com/ALnUXxIKvU
— Wanjiru Njoya (@WanjiruNjoya) August 12, 2026