2 minutes readClown Planet 8/17/2026: Military Morale Down?, Heat Dome, Hayden Panettiere, WNBA Still Not Sure on the W

"If you put cream and sugar in your coffee you ought to turn in your man card. That's good bible preaching right there."

IFB evangelist John Hamblin preaches against effeminate coffee. pic.twitter.com/y8ToFCBuXn

— Protestia (@Protestia) August 17, 2026

Trans man sues Christian women's spa for denying him entry. Christian spa fights back.

CATHOLIC NEWS ROUNDUP: https://t.co/na4RKNwxJd pic.twitter.com/NhYpbmevBK

— Christine Niles (@ChristineNiles1) August 17, 2026

Female-Only Spa Seeks Supreme Court’s Permission to Ban “Swinging Dicks.”
A female-only Korean spa is urging the Supreme Court to hear its religious liberty case over its desire to keep the facility off limits for men, arguing that Washington State’s threat to prosecute the…

— Make Lansing Great Again (@FinalBattle24) August 14, 2026

OMG

A reporter asks Massachusetts mayor (who’s from Dominican Republic) for comment after he was arrested for allegedly stealing over a million dollars of covid relief money and his staff answered “he doesn’t speak English.”

How is this real pic.twitter.com/h74XIBV7UX

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 16, 2026

🚨 WOW! The Conservative province of Alberta is VOTING to begin the process of seceding from Canada on October 19th

If it succeeds, Alberta will begin the process of seceding, pending a final vote next year

SEC. SCOTT BESSENT has ENCOURAGED Alberta, noting they want sovereignty… pic.twitter.com/CEZrNTuCky

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 17, 2026

Vice Chair of Woodrow Wilson Academy in @JeffcoSchoolsCo Derek Shanks who is from New Zealand, REFUSES to say the pledge at a board meeting

Why do we have foreigners running our schools who hate America?!?! pic.twitter.com/OCoiAJ08rB

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 14, 2026

The FCC will soon decide whether the eight local TV stations owned and operated by ABC can keep their licenses — months after the agency took the rare step of directing the stations to submit renewal applications early.

Here's how the First Amendment applies and what's next.

— Freedom Forum (@1stForAll) August 13, 2026

Unearthed video: Trump aide Natalie Harp personally types out Trump’s Truth Social posts as he sits there rambling pic.twitter.com/6Bv7uUcNZk

— Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) August 17, 2026

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "You're very disrespectful in front of this young man… You're a loud, boisterous person. You're Fake News. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. You're a fake reporter and you report FAKE NEWS." pic.twitter.com/HxZdbBCoZB

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 17, 2026

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump has classified the White House ballroom construction as a MILITARY project to CIRCUMVENT the activist judges

Genius! 🔥

47 even got Joint Chiefs Chairman DAN CAINE to confirm it:

"I declare there is a valid military requirement for a secure,… pic.twitter.com/d27doijF60

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 15, 2026

Israel's Ben Gvir Calls For Nightly Kill Quota In Gaza

Ben Gvir:
"There are people there who are not alive. They don't need to live. They are not people. I'm doing them a favor by calling them people."

He is calling for the killing of 30 to 50 people in Gaza EVERY NIGHT,… pic.twitter.com/dCqrCY5Hf9

— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) August 15, 2026

Special Envoy Jared Kushner: "We have a plan to rebuild Gaza, but we will not allow Gaza to be rebuilt until the demilitarization occurs. Nobody wants to put more money into a place that's gone on for so long if it's just going to be taken over by terrorists or blown up again." pic.twitter.com/GmRmbwAwZX

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 17, 2026

Trump is a mass-murdering psychopath, just like his boss in Tel Aviv.

We are a fallen nation. https://t.co/Ndx3pbgSrx

— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) August 17, 2026

Mark Levin STRONGLY HINTS at Trump to DROP THE N BOMB on IRAN

Says Iran — 'LIKE JAPAN' — has NO INTENTION of SURRENDERING

Says US was 'UNFORTUNATELY' FORCED to drop 2 NUKES before Japan SURRENDERED pic.twitter.com/WwAAsVOmRF

— RT Intl (@RT_on_X) August 17, 2026

‘We must flood social media with fake news to defend Israel’

Israeli politician Eli Hazan says the ‘truth no longer matters’ pic.twitter.com/8OuylEPf5U

— HatsOff (@HatsOffff) August 16, 2026

Millions across the South face a week of triple-digit feels-like temperatures, with heat indices reaching up to 115 degrees as a brutal heat wave grips the region. pic.twitter.com/J0qnmUCUXk

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 17, 2026

If you’d put $10 on Joshua Báez hitting 3 HRs with the first 3 hits of his MLB career, you would’ve won…

$7,583,859,285,820 🤯 pic.twitter.com/yhqqntBeTk

— FlashPicks Betting Tips⚡️ (@flashpicks) August 15, 2026

Jared Stancil, a golfer with Down syndrome, drained a 120-yard eagle and couldn’t believe what he’d just done pic.twitter.com/aTzBo0WOEd

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) August 17, 2026