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Flashback 2009: The "What if" Speech

The more things change… pic.twitter.com/TdG4qu7IM3

— Ron Paul (@RonPaul) September 7, 2026

Next to a church in Missouri — watch til the end. 👀 pic.twitter.com/6pn6zRuFkQ

— James Li (@5149jamesli) September 6, 2026

High school farming programs are turning students away for lack of room.

National FFA crossed 1 million student members this year, up nearly 9 percent, spread across more than 9,000 chapters.

Schools that rebuilt greenhouses and barns are watching agriculture electives fill… pic.twitter.com/yxAMKSuDCG

— Localize – Farmers Market (@Localizefoodapp) September 5, 2026

🤯 One of the most unbelievable car accidents you will ever see. pic.twitter.com/j8fsbwBQhA

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 7, 2026

Confederate North Carolina we miss you https://t.co/vxw8RHgVzX

— CSA Appreciator (@csa_appreciator) September 7, 2026

More than 60,000 arrested in 'chilling curb of free speech' as damning report exposes zealous policing of social media as 'Orwellian mess' https://t.co/aJ5Mo7CtLT

— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) September 5, 2026

At this point, I don’t think Trump “changed”, but I do think he FOOLED & DECIEVED the people who supported him. https://t.co/OrKwD7uC8F

— The Patriot Voice (@TPV_John) September 6, 2026

Republicans love socialism and welfare, the only opposition has always been about who gets it. https://t.co/l6O79fa4Fg

— Hannah Cox (@HannahDCox) September 7, 2026

Roughly 2/3 of American voters think the Federal Reserve fights inflation that presumably falls from heaven.

Thank a public schoolteachers — and a mainstream journalist 🤡 https://t.co/OpI2PqEYO9

— Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) September 7, 2026

I’m tired https://t.co/iwaklukvbA

— 🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ (@BonafideKRS) September 7, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump confirms he might totally ELIMINATE the federal income tax

This would be HUGE 👀

"Within the next couple years, we'll substantially be cutting – or cutting out COMPLETELY…income tax. Could be almost completely cutting it [because of tariffs]." pic.twitter.com/SNclF0Q5Pl

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 28, 2025

They’re selling $1500/mo health insurance plans with $21,000 deductibles. Completely failed system.

— Sean Padraig McCarthy (@SeanMcCarthyCom) September 7, 2026

Instead he alone will have added another $18-$19 trillion by 2029😭 https://t.co/BHr7R5qBGI pic.twitter.com/ckrzbMWEJQ

— This You? (@Thiss_Youu) September 6, 2026

Golden Age update: https://t.co/gHWwUXXKBA

— Chris Rossini (@ChrisRossini) September 7, 2026

Hakeem Jeffries

“Israel faced aggression in 1948 and Israel prevailed.”

“Israel faced aggression in 1967 and Israel prevailed.”

“Israel faced aggression in 1973 and Israel prevailed.”

“Israel had to deal with the 1st Intifada and Israel prevailed.”

“Israel had to deal with… https://t.co/FAiNROyHMw pic.twitter.com/5b9WQwI8V1

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 8, 2026

NSA WHISTLEBLOWER SOUNDS THE ALARM ON META’S REAL-TIME SPY AI GLASSES

Two Harvard students built “I-XRAY,” a project that pairs Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses with AI to scan faces in real time, search Facebook and Instagram for a match, and then send the wearer that person’s… pic.twitter.com/gmSGajvug8

— Ben Swann (@BenSwann_) September 7, 2026

It’s funny now but it will 100% be the future standard https://t.co/FhfACWxmAR

— Top Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏 (@TopGirlKeiko) September 6, 2026

WATCH: GPT-6 Astra has successfully solved all 48 levels of the “I’m Not a Robot” challenge. pic.twitter.com/45axEdOO0K

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 7, 2026

JUST IN: Viral video shows a Denver data center “heavily watering” its lawn, while 1.5 million residents face strict drought restrictions limiting outdoor water use.

— Polymarket (@Polymarket) September 7, 2026

🚨 NOW: President Trump announces he expects US gasoline prices to plummet to between $2 DOLLARS and $3 per gallon after Iran is totally over

"Oil prices will drop precipitously, like everything else is dropping (but more!), when we WIN the war with Iran. Three Dollars a gallon,… pic.twitter.com/1SmIQfFUnc

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 7, 2026

Police drones are now tracking grab-and-run thieves — this one chased two suspects through a Ross parking lot in Concord, California. pic.twitter.com/SFqb6eEhmi

— Chris Ripa (@CHRISsW0RLD) September 6, 2026

🚨 Remember when geoengineering was a “conspiracy theory”?

A California startup claims it used drones and silver iodide flares to generate 19 million gallons of net-new water in just 3 hours by cloud seeding over Alaska.

Surely the public gets a say in this… right? pic.twitter.com/rhN06jYRAQ

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) September 5, 2026

🔥 LMFAO! Donald Trump just posted a map that claims essentially the ENTIRE CONTINENT of North America as the USA

That includes Mexico, Canada, Greenland, Cuba and more 😂

47 is going full North American empire mode!

Democrats will be filing Articles of Impeachment over this,… pic.twitter.com/znBqLdh02A

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 7, 2026

“New America”… yes or no? 😂 https://t.co/zngyABJSL3

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld) September 7, 2026

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power… Green Lantern's light! pic.twitter.com/mXWr0zeyLC

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 7, 2026

CIA has been accused of using Directed Energy Weap-ns to target and psychologically ab-se whistleblowers, according to former CIA officer Kevin Shipp.

— Leading Report (@LeadingReport) September 5, 2026

Setting aside the ridiculous and even ignorant comment the image presents about hormones, please be warned: if this is how you see your fellow sinner, imagine how Christ will see you at your own judgment. Lord have mercy. https://t.co/J7i5F855ZN

— Fr. Chris Vorderbruggen (@FatherChrisVor1) September 7, 2026

hey why wasn't this on the news? Happened last week. in New York City. I don't even know if people in NYC even knew of it @Catholicizm1 https://t.co/8qGFwKG0j1

she was found not guilty. No calls for the chair.

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 5, 2026

"We must teach the next generation the truth of that fateful day," which is that elements of the US gov and its allies orchestrated a colossal false flag that culminated in blowing up two skyscrapers with thousands of people inside, and bringing down a 3rd one for good measure. https://t.co/kz02Vkekkh pic.twitter.com/iuGPcBBxZk

— Intl. Center for 9/11 Justice (@ic911justice) September 7, 2026

100 percent facts. Add this: The players at WMU were sold a lie. "You can fulfill your dreams here. We can do something special and unforgettable." They didn't transfer out. Now their coach, AD and school president won't fight for their greatest football accomplishment. https://t.co/WUduyduf2j

— Jason Whitlock (@jasonwhitlock) September 7, 2026

Fastest time to eat a burrito ⏱️ 🌯 30.75 seconds by Leah Shutkever 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/0OZRMAncvW

— Guinness World Records (@GWR) September 7, 2026

You don’t see this too often.

​For over 20 years, Alabama State University has had an official dance team called the HoneyBeez, and their requirement is that you actually have to be plus-sized (size 16+) to make the squad.😏 pic.twitter.com/PvaMyVfFay

— Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4) September 6, 2026

I’ve never seen anything like this…

This ump stopped the game & made Cardinals rookie Hancel Rincon straighten his hat, saying nobody will wear it like that on his field. Quickly followed up by the worst revenge call I’ve ever seen.

Suspend him now @MLB pic.twitter.com/wgov05ubXy

— Josh Reynolds (@JoshReynolds24) September 5, 2026

The mind-blowing, controversial Western Michigan-Michigan finish.

Noah Eagle, Todd Blackledge, and rules analyst Terry McAulay have the commentary on the stunning scene for NBC. 🏈🦓🎙️ pic.twitter.com/n9YE3OpXde

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 6, 2026

A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan. pic.twitter.com/DzJVN2ZLTc

— Big Ten Conference (@bigten) September 6, 2026

Thirty three years ago today, Jim Abbott no-hit Cleveland at Yankee Stadium. He was born without a right hand.

That's the story everybody knows. Here's the one they don't.

First, understand how he played. He balanced his glove on the end of his right arm to throw, then slid it… pic.twitter.com/swW0vz0T5s

— the Sports ON Tap (@thesportsontap) September 4, 2026