2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 9/23/2026: Xi in DC, New TSA Scanner, Noah’s Ark Found?

Catholics are grieving as Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Roseville, Michigan, which dates back to 1861, is being demolished to make way for a Sheetz gas station. pic.twitter.com/PCFQwE5bTN

— Sachin Jose (@Sachinettiyil) September 22, 2026

I bet there are about three people in this "church." https://t.co/drkCFXrtEz

— Daniel McAdams (@DanielLMcAdams) September 23, 2026

She appeared high on cocaine as she force-vaccinated her citizens and sent them to quarantine camps…

Today? Former New Zealand PM Covid Dictator Jacinda Ardern buys a $5.3M home in Australia… pic.twitter.com/sfJmwmKk1x

— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) September 22, 2026

Byron Donalds BOOED OFF STAGE at Town Hall. pic.twitter.com/TF5szSvpJH

— Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 (@ReOpenChris) September 23, 2026

President Trump says he wants Zohran Mamdani to succeed as mayor of New York City. pic.twitter.com/e3ffDrdwDP

Trump says he wants “what’s good for New York” and believes Mamdani has “great potential.”

“I want him to be a great mayor.”

Interesting to hear Trump take a more…

— Thomas Sowell Quotes (@ThomasSowell) September 22, 2026

🚨 Uh… what are we doing here?

Singapore just built a “biological data center” powered by lab‑grown human neurons, funded by In‑Q‑Tel, the CIA’s venture arm, because of course they did.

Transhumanism here we come! pic.twitter.com/EE3v8iHQwt

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) September 23, 2026

Islamized New Jersey…..

This is a public high school football team, Malcolm X Shabazz High School in Newark, bowing to Allah.

Alhamdulillah, better start learning Arabic, America! pic.twitter.com/aTSdvsbArG

— Amy Mek (@AmyMek) September 22, 2026

A fuel crisis + Bird Flu outbreak + extreme weather — was SIMULATED in Australia late last year (Exercise Convergence).

Now that the world is short on diesel, and with the former homeland security director warning of an AI-created bird flu, and disasters being declared in… pic.twitter.com/1BTGRbCkxa

— UNSHADOWED (formerly IceAgeFarmer) (@UnshadowedShow) September 23, 2026

Fox News aired a 1952 UFO clip on September 18 and called it never-before-seen footage from the government's latest UAP disclosure drop.

The film has been public since a 1956 docudrama and is sitting on YouTube right now. When Mediaite asked the Defense Department to vouch for…

— The HighWire (@HighWireTalk) September 22, 2026

Hurricane Polo has rapidly intensified into a Category 5 storm off the coast of Mexico. Here’s what you need to know: pic.twitter.com/2r8u5hxG15

— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 22, 2026

Well the military is tied up right now. pic.twitter.com/a3gHjcPsM3

— 💥 Dan P.💥 🇺🇸 🙏 The Truth will prevail (@DanPeacock12) September 22, 2026

A multi-day nor’easter is set to batter the East Coast with heavy rain, coastal flooding, and strong wind gusts through the weekend. Meteorologist @MikeBettes is live in Atlantic City, New Jersey, with local emergency management officials warning that high tides will worsen… pic.twitter.com/7s4bXThZFE

— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 24, 2026

A strengthening Tropical Depression Fifteen-E is moving closer to Hawaii. Meteorologist @TWCAlexWallace breaks down the track and growing threat of heavy rain. ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/OJf4CRQvbC

— The Weather Channel (@weatherchannel) September 23, 2026

DO YOU KNOW THEM? | Suspects caught on camera breaking into cars at Gastonia apartment complex.

➡️https://t.co/e72DZKJIyp | 📽️@GPDNC pic.twitter.com/LLv7QLjeRA

— Queen City News (@Queen_City_News) September 23, 2026

Diesel is up. Harvest and trucking are already breaking.

The crisis responses were published in March:

Rationing. Speed limits. License plate-based road access. Digital ID…

They sat on the shelf all summer. This is when they come down.

VIDEO: https://t.co/0ERwxfJu55… pic.twitter.com/AjuZ5o9C6m

— UNSHADOWED (formerly IceAgeFarmer) (@UnshadowedShow) September 22, 2026

A Nebraska woman says abortion pills nearly killed her — and now she's taking her story to Capitol Hill.

Haile McAnally was just out of high school when she took mifepristone under the direction of medical professionals. After taking the second pill at home, she hemorrhaged for… pic.twitter.com/4JC4RJKtQG

— Fox News Politics (@foxnewspolitics) September 23, 2026

This is the guy who for years said "we will never forget 9/11" on the House Floor…meeting with a guy who literally was a member of the terror group that DID 9/11. https://t.co/WfMKqr6sH2

— Daniel McAdams (@DanielLMcAdams) September 23, 2026

I promise you’re not even slightly prepared for how INSANE this story is. Not only has the town they’re in not had a single COVID case in months but it was originally founded as a commie bar for lesbians where paying was optional. Eventually almost no one paid the cover fee… https://t.co/D9eqbavwjr

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) September 22, 2026

Vivek Ramaswamy says anyone who publicly opposes him, are just envious of his success. pic.twitter.com/ebBRfMiLCi

— The Constitutionalist 🇺🇸 (@WeWillBeFree24) September 23, 2026

White House Ballroom Architect Resigned After Warning Trump’s Designs Violated Fire and Safety Codes; President Reportedly Said “I Am the Code” — WaPo pic.twitter.com/p4wpmoeDNw

— NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) September 23, 2026

🤡 @SenTuberville: “Many airline pilots, flight attendants, air traffic controllers are part of the furry community”

Y’all — what is happening? How are Republicans really like this? Is this real life? pic.twitter.com/zlXg7aT7Ih

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) September 23, 2026

ARGENTINE PRESIDENT JAVIER MILEI RECEIVES ‘LOVER OF ISRAEL’ AWARD IN NEW YORK pic.twitter.com/ZW9aTMD4Tg

— RT (@RT_com) September 23, 2026

‘Netanyahu is an EXTRAORDINARY leader with a geopolitical vision’ — Argentina's President Javier Milei

‘Very few people understand the cultural battle like he does’ pic.twitter.com/iayN9bRHLl

— RT Intl (@RT_on_X) September 23, 2026

First Lady Melania Trump was asked the difference between Donald Trump in his first and second term.

"He's very focused. He has a lot on his plate. He works nonstop. He has the most energy than anybody. From morning till evening, nonstop working.”

It's great to have a President… pic.twitter.com/OtBBekaJfi

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 23, 2026

So is Libs now for Bass? Also, since I, nor Libs, live in LA who cares outside of LA? Let LA be LA. https://t.co/EYouzbkbyP

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 23, 2026

FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: THE COLLECTION

An intimate look at grief, memory, healing, and footwear. pic.twitter.com/eVZWHERL5v

— Forbidden HQ 🐇 (@WearForbidden) September 22, 2026

https://t.co/fta8KfR2ir pic.twitter.com/J4bE7bULfz

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) September 22, 2026

NOW – Red carpet rolled out for Xi Jinping at U.S. Joint Base Andrews. pic.twitter.com/Ugz2gZQ88D

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) September 23, 2026

NOW – Trump and Melania personally welcome Xi and wife Peng Liyuan to the U.S. at Joint Base Andrews with smiles and handshakes. pic.twitter.com/VxdkQSBWyX

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) September 23, 2026

NOW – U.S. Air Force jet buzzes Trump and Xi on the tarmac. pic.twitter.com/0doGOoHpVl

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) September 23, 2026

Like I said, love this guy https://t.co/zyho6xMqti

— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) September 23, 2026

PRESIDENT TRUMP: There is no global government, and while I'm President, there will be no global taxes. The United States is equally opposed to the out-of-control institution known as the International Criminal Court. pic.twitter.com/Y1fXDdcyMY

— Department of State (@StateDept) September 22, 2026

🇺🇸🇮🇷 CNN: “2/3rds of Americans don’t think we’re winning the war with Iran.”

TRUMP: “I’m surprised CNN is here covering me. You shouldn’t be here.”

CNN: “The UN let us in… When will the war end?” pic.twitter.com/g4LZY5QnPh

— HOT SPOT (@HotSpotHotSpot) September 22, 2026

Rep. Thomas Massie just dropped a bombshell.

There are “secret laws” being used to spy on you right now.

And a Democratic Senator is the one who uncovered this bombshell.

“Ron Wyden discovered… that there’s a secret interpretation of the FISA law that is used to spy on you… pic.twitter.com/Ro1IJ0V0bC

— Brownstone Institute (@brownstoneinst) September 23, 2026

"Annihilate" is a word they use in sci-fi, dystopian, end of the universe stories. Galactus threatens to "annihilate" Earth. Thanos threatens to and does "annihilate" half of all life in the universe in Avengers Infinity War. Is Trump reading The Fantastic Four Galactus Trilogy… pic.twitter.com/fF8CcfWOal

— Mike "The KingDude" Church, Talk Radio & TV Host (@TheKingDude) September 23, 2026

When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals," by whistleblower Edward Snowden. https://t.co/rTxefjxlCN pic.twitter.com/rlraAA6stj

— Noah B. Price (@TrueOnX) September 23, 2026

America rose to power through ingenuity.

Today, our president boosts about being thieves…just like Israel. https://t.co/lVXKP6xojV

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 23, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed: “We don’t live in capitalism. We live in corporate socialism. If you’re a corporation, you can buy a politician to get that politician to rig the system for you so you make more money and you ex out every other market in which you compete." pic.twitter.com/i9mVCiSYHs

— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) September 23, 2026

The American tech utopians had spent years scouring the globe for a place to build their city of the future. The founders of Praxis — a company and online community backed by hundreds of millions of dollars in financing from a crypto company — surveyed the Mediterranean region,… pic.twitter.com/D98gYeBttg

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) September 22, 2026

This is why we have the 4th Amendment pic.twitter.com/hb3kgEqcSQ

— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) September 23, 2026

A home-wrecking Naperville, Ill., police officer allegedly ran a stalking campaign through the state's Flock camera network, yet somehow he's allowed to retire as if nothing happened.

The facts, according to WLS-TV's I-Team: after Officer Oscar Maldonado started a romantic… pic.twitter.com/xBRbQv74Uv

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 23, 2026

Lindsay Clancy NEVER Asked Her Husband for Forgiveness

Q: Has she ever asked for your forgiveness?

Patrick Clancy: No. But I gave it to her.

Let that sit. pic.twitter.com/CBvZZZSRHc

— Mr Producer (@RichSementa) September 21, 2026

“How did the marital love end so quickly…in sickness and in health.”

Sarah Haines of The View gripes that Patrick Clancy isn’t still married to Lindsay Clancy, the woman who murdered his kids. pic.twitter.com/cwTusxO4VI

— Natalie Jean Beisner (@NJBeisner) September 22, 2026

🚨 Massachusetts wants to put a nurse in the home of every new parent.

The proposal is voluntary. But it also expands mental-health and substance-use screening, while COVID-era medical literature openly debated whether vaccine hesitancy could be a form of delusion.

So where is… pic.twitter.com/B0REsOgzRe

— The HighWire (@HighWireTalk) September 22, 2026

A six-year-old girl from China has set a women’s world record for solving a Rubik’s Cube, averaging just over four seconds per solve. pic.twitter.com/N4oX6V89La

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 23, 2026

Fernando Mendoza is starting a series called "Finance with Fernando" to teach Gen Z about finances.

"My true passion is fiscal responsibility." pic.twitter.com/PfKo7VWZDL

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) September 23, 2026

On this day in (Sep 23) 1875, Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time.

He was about 15 (details of his birth are unknown) and living in Silver City, New Mexico. His mother had died the year before. He stole a basket of laundry from a Chinese business, got arrested and… pic.twitter.com/p6YNSroNY1

— Manifest History (@ManifestHistory) September 23, 2026

💥 America once declared war on pinball.

NYC banned it from 1942 to 1976.
Chicago and LA had decades long bans, too.

Politicians said they were too addictive and corrupted the youth. Cops raided bowling alleys, candy stores, and bars to smash them with sledge hammers.

50… pic.twitter.com/fjoWAwhc2n

— Jason Bassler (@JasonBassler1) September 22, 2026

Tom Willis was born without arms, but he made it his mission to throw the first pitch out at all 30 Major League parks with his feet

His 15-year journey was to change the way people perceive disabilities and wanting everyone to focus on what he can do, instead of what he can’t… pic.twitter.com/5tearpjkf0

— MLB (@MLB) September 23, 2026