2 - 3 minutes readClown Planet 8/10/2026: Massachusetts Abortion Bill, Coke vs Jesus, Oil Over $80, Men in the WNBA

Every time I think I done seen it all, this pops up. pic.twitter.com/bH9dNIQrXp

— 𝕯𝖆 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙 🤎 (@BabyfaceAr) August 9, 2026

SCANDAL: Pope Leo appoints pro-female ordination and pro-LGBT consultors to the Vatican’s religious life dicastery.

Appointees include Sister Patricia Murray, who has pushed women’s priesthood and addressed the “pain” and “woundedness” of LGBTQ people.https://t.co/dQpYVJ5VTV pic.twitter.com/oHqyL7JAHT

— Sign of the Cross (@CatholicSOTC) August 10, 2026

Does anyone at Coca-Cola care to explain this? pic.twitter.com/IxSAdkS1T2

— The Disrespected Trucker (@DisrespectedThe) August 5, 2026

Federal judges have no power to tell school boards what names are acceptable for their schools or not. The 14th Amendment wasn't about giving Feds power to ban names.

That's a blatant usurpation of power. The only reason Republicans accept it is they care nothing for the South. pic.twitter.com/POWJFGquC0

— Wanjiru Njoya (@WanjiruNjoya) August 10, 2026

This is strategically being admitted now. Your task is to ask, why? Why do they want you upset about this today? https://t.co/2kCOTANFHG

— ℜ𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔥 (@rtf_media) August 10, 2026

The dumbest "Civil Rights" case in history gets dumber. The article says the Federal judge said the claim was not against a name that was on the school continuously, but because it was changed and then reversed, it was essentially a "new name."https://t.co/4TecQZUZxz

— Jefferson Davis (@Jeff_Davis1808) August 9, 2026

Running statewide in Michigan as an opponent of football is not the best strategy. https://t.co/ZZuVN5qEVs

— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) August 10, 2026

📍🇦🇷 NEW:

The Argentine peso is officially worthless. pic.twitter.com/Lz2BXvJa8t

— Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 (@jacksonhinkle) August 10, 2026

🚨Megyn Kelly has now FLIPPED AGAIN on ISLAM…
IMPRESSIVELY, Kelly has gone from declaring Islam "incompatible with the West," to claiming she was "manipulated by Israel into hating Muslims," to once again sounding the alarm about the danger Islam poses to the West.

All in the… pic.twitter.com/0tgCfurfib

— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) August 10, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed acknowledges that Americans would pay higher taxes under his proposed government-run, socialist healthcare system. pic.twitter.com/hTs43Uvts5

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 9, 2026

This is actually crazy.

Jewish Michigan State Senator Jeremy Moss got caught on tape admitting his real loyalty is to Israel, not the United States.

And the wildest part?

He just won. pic.twitter.com/fzbFUme0Gd

— Parody Jeff (@Parodyjeffx) August 8, 2026

I’m a doctor. This executive order is wrong. The President does not have the expertise to make these changes.

Vaccines are overwhelmingly safe. Vaccines are effective. Vaccines DO NOT cause autism.

Breaking up vaccines will mean children have to get more shots to get the same… https://t.co/9RoPfVsU8h

— U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. (@SenBillCassidy) August 10, 2026

This is Clarissa Goldemberg speaking about how she sacrifices chickens as a sin offering so that she “can go on living.” More than 2,000 chickens cramped into a tiny cage died before she and her compatriots could even perform the ritual.

These people really need Christ so badly! https://t.co/08vnw3xsjn pic.twitter.com/l63V0aH7gB

— Bree Solstad (@BreeSolstad) August 9, 2026

So predictable. We knew this was coming. They are going to use water rationing among many other terrorist tactics to get us to submit to their new world order. https://t.co/HwDDdwt6nq

— Geopolitics & Empire (@Geopolitics_Emp) August 9, 2026

🚨 GAME CHANGER

In April, we launched a NEW CAMPAIGN to recruit video gamers as air traffic controllers — and supercharged the entire hiring process to get the BEST & BRIGHTEST in faster. The results are HISTORIC ✈️

✅ 94% of hiring goal met — fastest time ever to reach target… pic.twitter.com/gN3OGmEIBB

— Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) August 9, 2026

Suicide drone hits Libya’s Zawiya refinery — massive fire rages as fuel tank collapses pic.twitter.com/o4pAk9v8Md

— RT (@RT_com) August 10, 2026

NOW – Trump on Hormuz Strait: "It's open now… We control the Strait 100%!" pic.twitter.com/JndDeGw44q

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) August 10, 2026

“Until America corrects its behavior, The Strait of Hormuz will not open.” Full story: https://t.co/JLTrqFMYxB pic.twitter.com/GF5EYH2s3z

— news.com.au (@newscomauHQ) August 8, 2026

Prof. John Mearsheimer: ‘Iran war MUST END. The US🇺🇸 has used up 80% of our THAAD missiles and 65% of our Patriots.’

‘Well, the first point I would make to you is that before the war started, General Caine was warning Trump that we had limited stocks of munitions, for purposes… https://t.co/vZaP6GnAH1 pic.twitter.com/mQ7E9DZ2GF

— Going Underground (@GUnderground_TV) August 10, 2026

BREAKING: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the Trump administration, declaring it will wait out Donald Trump's term until January 20, 2029, per Iranian outlets and Ghalibaf advisor's post.

"Trump will not reach an agreement with us. We will accompany…

— The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) August 10, 2026

BREAKING: Iran has just launched multiple anti-ship cruise missiles from Sirik, southern Iran, striking an oil tanker off the coast of Oman in the US-backed southern corridor of the Strait of Hormuz. The tanker is now on fire. pic.twitter.com/VCpnRSkCI5

— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) August 9, 2026

Royce White says his fear of flying that ended his NBA career early was actually the “transgender trapped inside of me… that gave me an aversion to small spaces.” 😅

WHITE: “I realized my fear of flying really wasn't a fear of flying. It was the transgender trapped inside of… https://t.co/OLxyMvMPbA pic.twitter.com/koY9Ctk17Q

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) August 10, 2026

and 1 https://t.co/TQ3Cj7JHaW

— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) August 9, 2026

Proud of Enes Freedom for being his authentic self. If self-identification is the only requirement, I’m in.

I too am declaring my eligibility for the 2027 WNBA Draft.

No hormones. No surgery. No name change. No pronoun change. According to the current guidelines, none of that… https://t.co/HNogtXnBZK pic.twitter.com/lpCGi2gRjb

— Adam Francisco (@adamfrancisco_) August 7, 2026

Enes Kanter says he wore Michael Jordan’s own shoes marked “made with slave labor” in front of Jordan, then was told he’d thrown away $40M

“We played against Charlotte, and who owns Charlotte? Michael Jordan. So I ordered his shoes… I put ‘made with slave labor.’ I saw Michael… pic.twitter.com/bgP8Bz4OFN

— Yonan (@yonann) August 7, 2026

Stephen A. Smith breaks down how the WNBA is now TRAPPED after Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declared for the league.

Not only do they risk LEGAL ACTION if they deny them entry, but the commissioner alone cannot take care of the issue.

The players themselves have to help… pic.twitter.com/2oT1k7M4WH

— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) August 10, 2026

Big news: Enes Kanter has officially sent the WNBA her formal letter declaring for the @WNBA draft. Congrats to Miss Kanter, the strongest, bravest young woman I know! 🏀⛹️‍♀️@EnesFreedom pic.twitter.com/WO2dEToUXk

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) August 10, 2026

Officially official, @WNBA

I have officially declared for the 2027 #WNBA Draft.

Rules are rules!#LetFreedomPlay pic.twitter.com/d1iXjPxqSY

— Enes Kanter FREEDOM (@EnesFreedom) August 10, 2026

Dudes are inventing new sports every single day pic.twitter.com/9jlZaXyYUi

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) August 10, 2026

The first ever pinball machine ground rule double in baseball history pic.twitter.com/1TCNw3EAve

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 10, 2026