2 minutes readClown Planet 8/26/2026: Dolly, Tech’s “Big Tobacco” Moment, Catholic Trans Saints?!

2 girls drive scooter STRAIGHT THROUGH Baltimore store window

'I'm so sorry!' pic.twitter.com/kfXhVqzyRA

— RTVisual (@RT_Visual_on_X) August 26, 2026

So, in other words, send the boys out to play in ditches and build forts in the woods and the girls back into the kitchen with mom who traded her DEI "I support Lindsay Clancy" HR job for an apron and cast-iron skillet! https://t.co/8BqnUAC5ay

— Mike "The KingDude" Church, Talk Radio & TV Host (@TheKingDude) August 26, 2026

The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function. https://t.co/dVsGGaKJiN

— NBC 7 San Diego (@nbcsandiego) August 25, 2026

This divide has existed since at least 1763 but it keeps shifting to the northwest https://t.co/m6A8e18mbH

— WMJS (@booksandbbq) August 26, 2026

Scary visuals from today show people desperately running for safety as flash floods hit Gyirong Port, China, before the flooding later reached Nepal. pic.twitter.com/qToPfPLROm

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 26, 2026

🇨🇳🇳🇵 Update on what happened in Nepal

– 19 bridges and 40 km of roads swept away.
– 13 hydroelectric projects in the region damaged.
– More than 200 trucks swept away
– The number of victims is not yet available.
– India and China have offered assistance.
– The government of…

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) August 26, 2026

Chinese developers have released the Coolfly Urban manned drone, which allows users to fly while standing.

The apparatus can lift a person weighing up to 90 kg and accelerates to 70 km/h, with a battery charge sufficient for 11 minutes of flight.

The developers assure that… pic.twitter.com/Nciqp6dbJf

— Drone Wars (@Drone_Wars_) August 26, 2026

What a wild coincidence.

The next tropical storm name up on the list for the Atlantic Basin is… Dolly. pic.twitter.com/5EdEtStFC7

— Ryan Hanrahan (@ryanhanrahan) August 25, 2026

Dolly Parton approval ratings by state pic.twitter.com/lsalw34EuJ

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) August 26, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Netflix has announced DOLLY, a new biographical film chronicling the life and career of country music legend Dolly Parton. pic.twitter.com/VlA6OfAIyK

— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) August 26, 2026

I think she died of a broken heart to be honest 💔 pic.twitter.com/RNRxhqcJnS

— Bright West (@BrightWext) August 26, 2026

Column: Dolly Parton’s lack of children demonstrated that the world could in fact love a woman who wasn’t a mother.

But more importantly, she was proof that a person could be an advocate for children while personally choosing against parenting. https://t.co/y37KSOj2cv

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) August 26, 2026

NASHVILLE, TN — Historians confirmed today that Dolly Parton has become the first major American celebrity ever to die without the public knowing exactly what she thought about Donald Trump, abortion, Gaza, transgender athletes, immigration, or the latest thing everyone was… pic.twitter.com/5ycpIOtpHc

— Bobster Bee Wannabe (@bee_wannabe_) August 26, 2026

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out… pic.twitter.com/jtDpiMU24M

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 25, 2026

Best version of Rocky Top out there 🧡

A Tennessee legend 🥹🍊

(🎥: @DollyParton / IG) pic.twitter.com/DuORH1XSxh

— Rock Media (@TheRockMediaCo) August 25, 2026

Dollywood HOLDS MOMENT OF SILENCE for founder Dolly Parton

Earlier, ‘Sweet Chariot, coming forth to carry me home’ played over the speakers

Dolly wanted the park OPEN today: ‘The show must go on’ pic.twitter.com/zxaVQlaT4U

— RT (@RT_com) August 26, 2026

Wow!! First time seeing this.

Who could’ve guessed that an unattractive slackjaw with a speech impediment, whose biggest accomplishment is being on “The View”, could be such an envious shitstain? pic.twitter.com/FDok7rIYOU

— The Appalachian Podcast (@GetOnTap) August 26, 2026

After getting the mRNA vaccine, Dolly Parton suffered kidney issues, cancer and her own body attacking itself.

The mRNA vaccine does.

It is specifically designed to infiltrate your cells with synthetic lipid nanoparticles and modified RNA to produce toxic modified proteins. pic.twitter.com/j5KoxJmWW7

— Luiz M.D. (@Luizmd) August 26, 2026

Here is the real tragedy of Dolly Parton's passing … she was by all accounts a lovely, generous and kind woman with an extraordinary life and career.

But HERE, she was gruesomely exploited by a wicked system built to force inject millions … and she helped the psychopaths in… pic.twitter.com/gXysz6JrDz

— Shannon Joy (@ShannonJoyRadio) August 26, 2026

In 2021, Tennessee lawmakers wanted to put a statue of Dolly Parton at the state capitol. Her response is a shining example of her humility.

Now that she's gone, Tennessee, you know what to do. pic.twitter.com/stbM5vzfcZ

— Ashley Carter (@AshleyLCarter1) August 26, 2026

Here are Ohio State’s brand-new on-field suites for this upcoming season.

The total cost is $142,700 per suite, and each can hold 12 people, with eight standing-room spots. pic.twitter.com/mgFDgyaCkN

— Conner Smith (@CSmithMedia) August 26, 2026

Former NBA player and Duke star Kyle Singler posted this video on his IG pic.twitter.com/J2biBxqXDu

— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) August 26, 2026

Sean McVay is in disbelief about NFL players going back to play in college 🤣

(via @LATimesklein) pic.twitter.com/mHVYEg1E9c

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) August 25, 2026

End of an era pic.twitter.com/SYzKJ73lxt

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 26, 2026

“Gee I wonder why they eliminated the Pro Bowl” pic.twitter.com/zAK1bfrmA4

— NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) August 26, 2026