2 minutes readClown Planet 8/28/2026: Lake America, Israeli Space Weapon, Clancy Trial, Virginia vs Confederate Statues

American democracy every four years. pic.twitter.com/wFvvj7WKUx

— Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe (@IRANinZIMBABWE) August 28, 2026

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— AltarOfEgo 🪐 (@unidentifiedta1) August 28, 2026

🚨Alert: An "unidentified" submarine has been detected off New York! US Northern Command anti-submarine warfare aircraft are searching the area!! pic.twitter.com/z7gCjFf25C

— US Homeland Security News (@defense_civil25) August 28, 2026

Good Good Golf is in hot water after their horror movie-esque ad for Callaway received backlash for a scene where Founder Garrett Clark shoves golfer Alexis Miestowski.

– Callaway CEO said it was “inappropriate” & didn’t support their values of “diversity and inclusion”
– PGA… pic.twitter.com/O1aELTG8FT

— Jon Root (@JonnyRoot_) August 26, 2026

How things have changed over 20 years. Image if this was released today pic.twitter.com/KlvnUC88PN

— Daquan “Neva” hadad (@nevaachances) August 28, 2026

Why didn’t ESPN face the same blowback Good Good is receiving for this commercial? pic.twitter.com/hjvnqfPTjg

— Danny Noonan (@DannyNoonanGolf) August 26, 2026

FDA Approves 3 New COVID-19 Vaccines https://t.co/TRJj0OALvp

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) August 28, 2026

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Federal appeals court rules First Amendment protects private possession of AI-generated child sexual abuse material if it does not depict a real person.

— Remarks (@remarks) August 28, 2026

Flowers left at Dolly’s statue are being regifted to people sick in local hospitals. Balloons to Dolly’s Children’s Hospital and any items will be saved for the family. #ripdolly pic.twitter.com/tHEqgw3hhp

— Kyle Grainger (@KyleGrainger) August 28, 2026

On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to… https://t.co/Hk6QBUmGDI pic.twitter.com/DbIhv8Z6PI

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) August 28, 2026

OVERNIGHT FIRE | Battery-powered leaf blower blamed for Charlotte house fire; $110K in damage, four displaced 📸 CFD

Details >> https://t.co/Zo9nWeh3iH pic.twitter.com/EfxZUoTCuE

— Queen City News (@Queen_City_News) August 28, 2026

When you don’t trust the reviews so you have to try it out for yourself 🤣 https://t.co/sLvWoJdGMa pic.twitter.com/3m4RamAOx8

— Derrick Evans (@DerrickEvans4WV) August 28, 2026

Three more Confederate statues have just been removed from Richmond Virginia by this New Yorker who says Virginia's historic statutes don't reflect his values.

The Dems said "the removal is necessary to ensure the Capitol grounds reflect the values of the commonwealth." https://t.co/eePbdCkYrH

— Wanjiru Njoya (@WanjiruNjoya) August 28, 2026

This man, Hunter Holmes McGuire, was a surgeon in the Confederate army who saved countless lives, on both sides. He later served as president of the American Medical Association. This is madness. https://t.co/26lYpWTZT5

— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) August 28, 2026

Are you proud Virginia?@VA_GOP @RyanMcDougle allowed a homosexual communist, marijuana advocate, carpetbagger from New York to tear down statues of three Confederate heroes today including Stonewall Jackson.@AdamEbbin is the former president of the Virginia Partisans Gay &… https://t.co/eTlmeVLKax

— Belle II (@Lorelei1861) August 28, 2026

Dr. Hunter Holmes McGuire was the person who created the idea that captured medical personnel of an opposing military force should be protected and allowed to continue saving lives.

This idea is now one of the cornerstone principles of the Geneva Conventions.

Of course, the… https://t.co/fG7HlFXWZP

— Managing Decline (@cehoskinson) August 28, 2026

A Satanic Temple band has released a music video that depicts a woman carrying out the group’s “abortion ritual” in a Hobby Lobby women’s restroom and supposedly flushing her baby down the toilet.

Later she burns Christian imagery from the store.

This is EVIL. pic.twitter.com/tVHio8XSof

— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) August 28, 2026

Doctors declare his son “brain dead.” They move to harvest his organs.

Father storms the hospital with a gun.

Son survives. Father goes to prison.

Brain death is a scam. They want your organs. https://t.co/hf076brc8u pic.twitter.com/s4CZCo4Mcu

— Dr. Wojak, M.D. (@DrWojakMD) August 28, 2026

Shapiro: “Two people died from measles.”

Public: “Can you prove that?”

Shapiro: “That question does not serve the interests of public health and anyone who asks it is a conspiracy theorist”

And they wonder why public trust is gone. https://t.co/MIFEulVBaE

— Children’s Health Defense (@ChildrensHD) August 28, 2026

The Amish have made it clear. They do not co-parent with the government.

They would rather leave NY than surrender their right to make medical decisions for themselves and their families.

We stand with the Amish! https://t.co/h6gHQSpumr

— Children’s Health Defense (@ChildrensHD) August 27, 2026

🚨COMING SOON: NUCLEAR-POWERED CARGO SHIPS 🚨@USDOT is working to fast-track construction of a new fleet of vessels to change the game and DOMINATE China 

THAT MEANS:
📦 MORE CARGO (no internal fuel tanks)
🚢 FASTER SHIPS (up to 75% faster crossings)
🌐 ZERO EMISSIONS (20… pic.twitter.com/mP7jKmE2st

— Secretary Sean Duffy (@SecDuffy) August 28, 2026

Today, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport® (BNA®), announced their intent to name BNA in honor of Dolly Parton.

Read more here: https://t.co/x1DLDKrNNC pic.twitter.com/2XYWlU0HNC

— Fly Nashville (@Fly_Nashville) August 28, 2026

There it is! The fake cattleman’s lobby @BeefUSA that represents meat packers and slits the cattlemen’s throats in Washington VERSUS @realDonaldTrump and @SecRollins. Will it be TACO or not? pic.twitter.com/VAPWUajbE8

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) August 28, 2026

US THREATENS UK over FALKLAND ISLANDS — PENTAGON MAY ‘OPPOSE’ LONDON’S ‘SOVEREIGNTY’

NEW PM MUST INCREASE DEFENSE SPENDING or UK GETS ‘SPECIAL ATTENTION’ — Telegraph pic.twitter.com/SzYHLJ5GgX

— RT (@RT_com) August 28, 2026

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order establishing a new federal academy, THE UNITED STATES SPACE ACADEMY. 🚀🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/BOxPfoVLeX

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 28, 2026

JUST IN: Israel unveils plans to develop weapons capable of striking targets on Earth from space.

— Polymarket (@Polymarket) August 26, 2026

JUST IN – Trump says U.S. and Venezuela have agreed "THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY!," securing "majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer." pic.twitter.com/iiSOcSXOSE

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) August 28, 2026

JUST IN: Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer has been stolen in California, in what's believed to be the largest “beer heist” ever.

— Polymarket (@Polymarket) August 28, 2026

Al Michaels: "That is Lake Erie. We think it is still called Lake Erie… We're not quite sure at this point. But we'll be by Lake something like Ontario or whatever it's going to be called by the time we get to Buffalo. Anyway, you know what I'm talking about… Read the news." https://t.co/95yBtkta2U pic.twitter.com/zqOHbR7sST

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) August 28, 2026

omg! Donald Ducks ..😂🤣pic.twitter.com/lVrBzHnobW

— GreatLakesLady (@GreatlakesladyM) August 28, 2026

Trump: "We have a gulf, and we have a Lake… now all we need is an ocean! So maybe we'll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we'll change them both!"

🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3yryplaFCe

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 27, 2026

Anna Paulina Luna launches campaign to expose grifter social media influencers paid by foreign interests.

Also Anna Paulina Luna 👇🏼🤡

It’s all a show folks. Smh. https://t.co/EWKYEBikXJ pic.twitter.com/astsvDLdj1

— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) August 28, 2026

🚨 BREAKING:

Doss: "The Strait of Hormuz wasn't closed before this war."

Jennings: "It's not closed now."

Philip: "If you claim the Strait of Hormuz is open, why are only 10 oil tankers crossing it now?"

Jennings: "We don't need those volumes right now. It doesn't matter…

— GBC (@GBC_Press) August 28, 2026

Royce White is in the building for the Indiana Fever game! pic.twitter.com/GOXbVAu66F

— OutKick (@Outkick) August 28, 2026

BIZARRE: Daejon Love allegedly pretended to be a professional NFL player for the 49ers and scammed numerous people out of at least $1.3 million. pic.twitter.com/Yh1gWM4W97

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 28, 2026

We conflate “white privilege” with “class privilege.” Why? Because poor whites are off the grid. Tyson Bagent’s father didn’t have running water, in West Virginia, until his was in high school. This is why he got emotional after signing a 2-year, $10m extension with the Bears. pic.twitter.com/jGoVgdfwO2

— Anthony Bradley (@drantbradley) August 28, 2026