Clown Planet 9/14/2026: Trump Bribes, AI Takeover, Clancy Jurors, Forgetful Drugs, Ozempic, NFL Down Under

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She was OUT that gate 💨 pic.twitter.com/hgdNCiBf82
— Mat Smith (@RealMatSmith) September 12, 2026

Megachurch Protestants have begun shifting to a more literal interpretation of communion, even developing their own Eucharistic prayer liturgy and referring to the bread and wine as the Body and Blood of the Lord pic.twitter.com/YEEkQRcCDH
— 𝔃𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔰 𝔰 (@OrdinariateUSA) September 10, 2026

A Massachusetts family says the state took custody of their teenage daughter after they refused to affirm her as a boy, citing their Catholic faith.

The parents allege a school counselor socially transitioned their daughter without their knowledge, then reported them to the… pic.twitter.com/cpHWhMHTXb
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 14, 2026

Catholics bishops being Catholic. A novelty in 2026, but we love to see it.

A shepherd truly shepherding. Encouraging his flock to vote against abortion, in favour of the sanctity of life.

God bless the Bishop of Virginia. https://t.co/mNCNhFLAfb
— Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️ (@calvinrobinson) September 14, 2026

🚨VIRGINIANS, VOTE NO — 3 TIMES!🚨
🇺🇸EARLY VOTING BEGINS Friday, Sept. 18! Please share!🇺🇸

🚫Vote NO on the THREE extremist state constitutional amendments on the Virginia ballot:

From https://t.co/7dW94xSwy2:
Guiding Principles of Constitutional Change

"Constitutions, state… pic.twitter.com/gosesd3lnk
— Virginia News Vanguard (@VaNewsVanguard) September 14, 2026

Wouldn’t be shocked if TPUSA did it and blamed others https://t.co/P9XZZHS2Jj
— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 13, 2026

You sleeping on guard all day everyday or just taking a selfie and moving on https://t.co/TtOlCA0XYA
— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 14, 2026

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/lindsay-clancy-juror-admits-feminist-motives-behind-trial

This is 100 percent confirmation that the female jurors were not only trying to make a statement but were also following the trial on social media. The more these hags run their mouths, the worse it gets. https://t.co/atyWAkWwZh
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 13, 2026

🚨 NO PARDON: President Trump shuts down Lindsay Clancy’s attorney’s plea for intervention: “There is no winner here. Three children are dead.” pic.twitter.com/JGf6IzABBw
— Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) September 14, 2026

“It might very well rob us of what is… us.”

“It's being called Ozempic personality.”

Batya Ungar-Sargon delivers a must-watch monologue on how GLP-1 drugs may be flattening people’s emotions.

“Some people using Ozempic have noticed a surprising side effect.”

“They aren’t… pic.twitter.com/JN9EVhmjju
— Children’s Health Defense (@ChildrensHD) May 16, 2026

how many 'vows' are we up to now? https://t.co/UP3p4C4sS9
— Steve Cunningham (@1armsteve) September 13, 2026

Through historic investments and tariffs, the Trump Administration has generated tremendous wealth for the United States.

Now President Trump, @VP JD Vance and the entire administration want all Americans to be able to participate in this wealth. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/sRsjHGriG8
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 10, 2026

President Donald J. Trump announces $500 rebate checks to nearly 1 million hardworking Americans who were wrongly overcharged through Obamacare.

"Our Administration is doing the right thing and giving the money back to the people who were wrongly ripped off." pic.twitter.com/XWA1wlzRH8
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 10, 2026

Trump: "This has been the most successful 2 years — financially and every other way — in the history of the presidency." pic.twitter.com/db20MKkhtU
— Home of the Brave (@OfTheBraveUSA) September 10, 2026

Trump: "Less than 2 years ago, the American people gave us a mandate to save America, and in 19 months I've delivered on every single promise I made, and I think I delivered on far more." pic.twitter.com/eJ9oZKu58z
— Home of the Brave (@OfTheBraveUSA) September 11, 2026

We don’t negotiate with socialist btw here’s 5k please vote for me…in the same speech. Wow lmao https://t.co/IBmhrKhabH
— Chicagoland Groyper (@elonisajew69) September 10, 2026

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/we-cant-afford-5000-dividend-checks

THIS time…he really means it. 💀 pic.twitter.com/kQ25IIKo8U
— GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) September 10, 2026

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/keurig-replaces-coffee-maker-seized-by-tsa/MEU4DSMDMNCWNLKFCF5USWOCK4/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1789397491

https://www.qcnews.com/news/u-s/south-carolina/south-carolina-business-to-pay-buc-ees-850k-in-settlement-over-alleged-trademark-infringement

God created the nations. Mixing all the nations together is expressly forbidden in the first book of the Bible https://t.co/FWRgBKNbIg
— Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) September 14, 2026

This is the man that was allowed to join the KKG sorority at UWyoming. He's 6'2" & weighs 260+ lbs

The initial complaint said he:
-asked women about their bra sizes & romantic situations
-was noticed "voyeuristically peeping" at and photographing sorority members in the house… https://t.co/fSBF8JtVta pic.twitter.com/z6eAIzYRuo
— Riley Gaines (@Riley_Gaines_) September 14, 2026

https://www.qcnews.com/news/man-accused-of-taking-inappropriate-photos-of-teen-girls-at-ballantyne-target

It has been revealed that the City of Asheville, NC, will reportedly rebuild only 8 houses using the $225 million grant it received from the Trump administration following Hurricane Helene.

That's correct…..Eight.…out of 11,488 damaged homes.

The city allocated only $3… pic.twitter.com/mnUCBzIsQh
— Evans Wroten (@Evans_Wroten) September 11, 2026

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/a-pill-to-forget

Propranolol and PTSD: The Role of Beta Blockers in Trauma Treatment

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022395622001741

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0957-4484/19/01/015103

https://www.canbiotechnems.com

New Records Show Obama Admin Purchased Aborted Babies’ Heads for $515 Each

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/costco-just-put-purchase-limit-150000292.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/13/oil-price-iran-war-strait-hormuz-saudi-pipeline.html

https://t.co/ixB2cCm8aF pic.twitter.com/3RZodIRaZW
— محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf (@mb_ghalibaf) September 13, 2026

https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/houthis-target-saudi-iran-denies-100359887.html

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-908519

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/world/middleeast/saudi-iran-trump-yemen-houthis.html?unlocked_article_code=1.BFE.TFwP.6ofiXAGI1_qU&smid=url-share

There you go… This entire "AI is going to kill us" was an orchestrated psyop.

Dario Amodei was on @FaceNationCBS this morning saying "The government and the public needs to have a stake" in AI and that he wants the entire AI industry regulated.

Translation: We need a taxpayer… https://t.co/9pqtTgo4i7 pic.twitter.com/sUPncJF7ZL
— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) September 13, 2026

Regulate it how though? Can we get some specifics from any of these people? https://t.co/j96AycYyzp
— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) September 14, 2026

“Chernobyl moment”

Again, AI = nuclear power. It’s constant. https://t.co/O6KUfmUELX
— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) September 13, 2026

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/how-bizarre-is-this-nbc-news-airs-interview-with-ai-generated-actress

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/investing/bond-yields-market-turmoil

You think you're a patriot but there's always somebody going that little bit further than you are. pic.twitter.com/UEkJXoEmOJ
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) September 14, 2026

We must pass my constitutional amendment to end birthright citizenship. https://t.co/ITJlvXIBt7
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) September 14, 2026

Donald Trump Jr.’s Bahamas Wedding Was Secretly Bankrolled by Russian Oligarch Close to Putin

Good https://t.co/LsqJXw6Bot
— Ed's Purgatory ♱⛪🎹 (@EdsPurgatory) September 14, 2026

President Trump informed journalists that he likes Flock cameras.

Trump and the GOP slam China as a surveillance dystopia, then turn around and build the same kind of system here. pic.twitter.com/QCurJTIs0f
— Kacee Allen (@KaceeRAllen) September 14, 2026

Nothing should make you more suspicious than everyone in the media agreeing with each other. https://t.co/ikngPx2xvn
— OffGuardian (@OffGuardian0) September 14, 2026

I'm with Burry on this one. Nothing they would love more than to get rid of open source AI so they can have monopoly pricing power combined with a tsunami of government money and protection https://t.co/hE9XltxUtj
— The Solari Report | Catherine Austin Fitts (@solari_the) September 14, 2026

Remember when they tried to convince us that Anthropic were the “good guys” of AI? 🙄 https://t.co/BpbJSxqoer
— James Li (@5149jamesli) September 10, 2026

Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/gDH6lxLB5X
— Pop Base (@PopBase) September 9, 2026

I normally don't do opinion pieces, but I just wrote one about AI-powered “detectors” of AI-authored content and important issues with them that I think need to be urgently discussed, especially within independent media.

While these "detectors" have recently been promoted as a…
— Whitney Webb (@_whitneywebb) September 10, 2026

https://archive.ph/3Fa7a

https://www.the-sun.com/money/17002547

VP JD Vance issued a blunt warning to fraudsters nationwide: Steal taxpayer dollars intended for American workers and small businesses, and the Trump administration will cut you off and put you behind bars. pic.twitter.com/Ai9Y19wwll
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 14, 2026

https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/lifestyle/rye-bakery-in-nyc-is-selling-a-delicious-60-loaf-of-bread/?rand=5402

https://www.out.com/politics/pete-buttigieg-gay-president

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/14/newsom-says-he-wont-run-for-president-if-harris-runs-again-01075320

https://t.co/7c1sTcAUd1 pic.twitter.com/PDnTy4aeFX
— AIPAC Tracker (@TrackAIPAC) September 14, 2026

Sex trafficking is okay in America, but shouting Free Palestine is not. 😑 pic.twitter.com/w8TjHt8Qed
— James Li (@5149jamesli) September 14, 2026

Robert Kraft runs a massive Zionist surveillance and propaganda center inside Gillette Stadium pic.twitter.com/A8oApqHeaY https://t.co/7RQ15ePIuy
— Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal) September 14, 2026

https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/food-cooking/at-restaurants-phones-are-becoming-the-new-cigarettes-689c6435

https://studyfinds.com/physical-signs-you-are-scrolling-too-much

https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/215882/white-house-mocked-crediting-trump-atlantic-hurricane-season-stays-unusually-quiet

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2026/09/14/epa-plans-scrap-biden-era-rules-that-limit-power-plant-climate-emissions

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trump-hegseth-try-tie-iran-911-pentagon-ceremony

Yemen’s Houthis have seized the strategic Mayun Island (also known as Perim Island) as they cement control over the Bab al-Mandeb Strait.

The rebels also now control millions of dollars worth of seized US-made military hardware. pic.twitter.com/k3TJfOM6q4
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) September 13, 2026

🇾🇪🇸🇦The Houthis are mobilizing and preparing for march on Marib, the last major government stronghold in the north.

No tanks, but Toyotas pic.twitter.com/82zH5VwKGX
— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) September 13, 2026

https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/sport/sydney-sweeney-ad-backlash-scli-intl

https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-16130175/nostradamus-ai-robot-apocalypse-prediction.html

https://futurism.com/future-society/mercury-shrunken-drastically-faster

https://www.msn.com/en-us/technology/tech-companies/ar-AA2cbZ5I

Of course Ben (as usual) adopts the left-wing framing of an issue under discussion https://t.co/ADkGXT4i5I
— Tom Woods (@ThomasEWoods) September 15, 2026